Brad DeLong has some thoughts on where Democrats can go on their Man Date:
This degree of Republican partisan entrenchment in the court is–in a word–bizarre. It is not a good thing.
Moreover. this Supreme Court forfeited any claim to be due deference from the other branches of the government when it prostituted its office to install George W. Bush as president eight years ago. It then established a new constitutional principle: that if an election is close and if one party has appointed an overwhelming majority of justices of the Supreme Court, that majority gets to decide the election. [...]
Three of the justices who prostituted their high offices in Bush v. Gore are still on the bench. Either Thomas, Scalia, and Kennedy resign, or congress needs to sanction them. If Thomas, Scalia, and Kennedy will not do the honorable thing, the congress should neutralize them by temporarily enlarge the court to twelve as a one-time sanction for the way in which they prostituted their office eight years ago.
I would add:
- Statehood for Washington, DC; Puerto Rico.
- The Fairness Doctrine, and other punitive measures against right-wing media
- Revoking the tax-exempt status of churches who get involved in politics (cha-ching)
- Criminal investigations of the Bush years
- Fuck Joe Lieberman
And we can move on from there. Elections have consequences, as do all the choices people have made. What is done cannot be undone, nor can it be forgotten.
… Which is to say nothing of the historic problems Democrats will own fully in 76 days, although they are intimately related to the power politics issues. I see no reason to think, after the events of the last 16 years, that the Republicans and Republican appointees remaining in government have any interest other than denying the Democrats success. They need to be beaten, over and over, utterly, in elections and in government, until such time as they have shown themselves deserving of trust. 2010 and 2012 need to be humiliating repudiations of Gingrich-Bush-DeLay-Hastert-Boener-McConnell Republicanism, just as humiliating as 2006 and 2008 were. Consolidate your gains, and prepare for the next big battle.

November 5, 2008 at 9:10 am
don’t forget concentration camps where they get atomic wedgies and are called effing douchebags for eternity.
November 5, 2008 at 9:17 am
Putting “Hussein” “in” “quotes” is nothing short of genius.
November 5, 2008 at 10:35 am
This “Man” “Date” better include “buttsex” and “legalized” “illegal-immigration” or I’m not going.
I also want “hemp” “powered” “schoolbuses.”
November 5, 2008 at 10:39 am
I’m also starting a movement to draft Elliot Spitzer as a special prosecutor to attach his teeth to Dick Cheney’s ass until such time as “unspecified location” can be replaced in news stories with “solitary cell in Leavenworth.”
He may be a pervert, but that motherfucker can prosecute some motherfuckin’ prosecutions.
November 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I’m with you on bullet three and perhaps the others if I felt like allocating my resources towards a more-than-superficial investigation of their assumptions and implications.
I feel like I should add an expletive to my comment in order to fit in.
Nah, fuck fitting in.
November 5, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Fuck Joe Lieberman
Yes, but the all-important question is where to fuck Joe Lieberman. I’m thinking: in the ear, sideways.
November 5, 2008 at 1:55 pm
“Fuck Joe Lieberman”
I’d rather not, and I suspect it’s going to be hard to get someone, well, hard for Holy Joe.
Perhaps an R&D program to develop a machine for “Brutal copulation with Whiny-Ass Two-faced Hypocrites who betray their party” could be funded? I’m sure that Lockheed or a Silicon valley could get us a suitable device.
November 5, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Last I heard, Puerto Ricans might not want statehood, so I nominate Cuba for 51st. Then Kenya.
November 5, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Maybe that phone salesman who my boss hung up on could help us out – he called back and told us to tell the boss that he was sending him an ass-fucking machine. I bet we could get one of those to fuck Holy Joe.
November 5, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Got no use for the Fairness Doctrine, and I wouldn’t fuck Lieberman with a soaped-up pope on a frozen rope, but I like the rest OK.
Of course, moving to make DC a state would bring out every would-be Constitutionalist howling from the batty rafters.
Flying monkeys, whose wings are carbon-fiber composite distilled from the collected works of Ayn Rand and L. Ron Hubbard, would besiege the capitol like junebugs on a summer (doh) night.
Puerto Rico got nothing to say in it. We want their baseball teams, and that’s that.
November 5, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Considering I can’t by health insurance for any price, none of that stuff.
November 5, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Whenever I hear Dems talk about working with Republicans, I’m reminded of the story about the frog who agreed to carry the scorpion across the river on his back. The scorpion, it seems, spent the whole trip agitating for an invasion and occupation of that cove over there, telling the frog what he could and couldn’t do with his tongue, and insinuating that he was a secret turtle. The frog should’ve just dove and drowned the scorpion, but he tried accomodation instead, and now he’s stuck with this crasy fucking scorpion who’s constantly trying to sneak Scorpianity into the frog’s educational curriculum and denying pond-izenship to herons.
Some of those old fables were eerily prescient.
November 6, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Some of those old fables were eerily prescient.”
Or just eerie. I think these avomonstars are going to our heads. I need to figure out how to change my beloved Xmas-tree-floating-on-a-fart into my true secret identity.
November 6, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’m really this guy:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Zoot_suit_yokum.JPG
Or this guy:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1025092/#
November 8, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Where on gawd’s green earth is that billboard from? Please, please, please tell me it’s fake. Please.