Comments on: Contempt

By: g2-ba6561657c58aecbbb02832923f61487

g2-ba6561657c58aecbbb02832923f61487 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 03:37:12 +0000

Nixon was crazy paranoid delusional, and in an intelligent manner. He also was impeached.

No, he wasn’t. I can’t believe no one has pointed that out yet.

He resigned in disgrace, because of the threat of impeachment, but he was not impeached. Ford pardoned him for his criminal involvement in the Watergate escapades.

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:36:47 +0000

“Yes, the fact that this story was so plausible only proves the validity of the narrative that this story was supposed to evince.”

…which only proves Doughpants’ point? Or one that smells just like it? ;)

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 20:34:50 +0000

Best post-impeachment belittlement of Nixon was some 80s comic on, like, Johnny Carson, who described Nixon, at San Clemente in beach-shorts, wandering the sands with a metal detector.

Dubya’s Line-Dance training classes oughta be a big hit on the lecture circuit.

I envision a post-POTUS career something like post-Star Trek Shatner without the redeeming rescues of records with Ben Folds and the inspired casting/writing of Boston Legal.

Hey! Summa mah beyst frendz’ur secret service agents!

By: jim

jim — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:11:26 +0000

I’ve rarely seen someone in public who so obviously has a sharp stick up their ass.

Read somewhere that Laura’s going to insist on seperate houses after they leave the White House – if true it’s a damn smart move … once the gaggle of sycophantic suck-ups aren’t around anymore to toss his psychic salad, that ugly little man-boy is going to have lifelong rage-issues that’ll make McCain look like Mister Rogers.

By: doofus

doofus — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:25:31 +0000

Heh. This is funnier:

“Oh, for crissakes. Are you kidding me? Are you friggin’ kidding me?” asked Obama. “Of course I betrayed those goddamned idiots. Have any of you actually spent five minutes with them? I have, unfortunately. Nothing personal, but I wouldn’t trust these internet windowlickers with a plastic spork from Taco Bell, let alone a freaking $3 trillion dollar budget global superpower. Look, I may be naive, but I’m not stupid. And if Kose or Koz or whatever the fuck his name is thinks for one second I give a rat’s ass about who he wants in charge of the Treasury Department, he’s even stupider than he looks.”

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/

By: ddjango

ddjango — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:36:06 +0000

cut dubbleduh some slack, yo! he jus’ be tryin’ not t’ fall on he drunk ass

By: Kléber Raposadinho

Kléber Raposadinho — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 02:31:10 +0000

Cooler then a Guangdong internet cafe—> http://www.gamereclaim.com/2008/10/128/

By: Kléber Raposadinho

Kléber Raposadinho — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:39:26 +0000

You know, “Alpha Bravo Charlie”? It did the trick.

By: curv3ball

curv3ball — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:39:39 +0000

… Ack. Foiled again. still, I believe this only serves to confirm my original point.

Yes, the fact that this story was so plausible only proves the validity of the narrative that this story was supposed to evince.

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:05:27 +0000

"You used to be funny, but since Obama got elected, you’re just shrill." We should now support Theed in his/their time of exhaustion: a pony geyser was requested, a pony geyser was given. Mortals were not meant to survive such miracles. The strain on Theeds' soul(s) or Lorazepam prescription was surely grueling. Look in their/his eyes. Can you not see the blank stare of an exhausted warrior? To put it mildly, Teed is/are bushed. Now we must be teh funny. Therapy for Shell-Shocked Citizen Journalists