And they seemed like such a happy couple:
Joe Wurzelbacher lashed out Tuesday at former GOP presidential nominee John McCain, the man who made Wurzelbacher famous as “Joe the Plumber.”
Wurzelbacher told conservative radio host Glenn Beck that he felt “dirty” after “being on the campaign trail and seeing some of the things that take place.”
Not so dirty as to actually say anything that might jeopardize his gig as a high-profile campaign prop, of course, but there’s a good reason for that:
Asked why he didn’t leave McCain’s campaign if he was “appalled” by the candidate, Wurzelbacher said, “honestly, because the thought of Barack Obama as president scares me even more.”
While Wurzelbacher was critical of McCain during the interview, he had nothing but praise for his running mate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. “Sarah Palin is absolutely the real deal,” he said.
Once again, Joe has his finger firmly on the pulse of Real America – the sort of notionally-successful, patriotic and persecuted delusionals who are, even now, fighting the good fight to stop Barack Hussein Obama from becoming President on the grounds that he is a Secret Musselman from Darkest Africa. The Republican party is doomed.

December 10, 2008 at 1:04 am
The Republican party is doomed
From your keyboard to Shakira’s ass’s monitor.
December 10, 2008 at 4:03 am
Palin/Plumber 2012!
December 10, 2008 at 4:57 am
..no doubt they’ll run on a platform of “cleaning up the internet’s tubes”.
Oh, and ignorance. Lots of ignorance.
December 10, 2008 at 9:44 am
If this jackass gets any more marginal he won’t even be on the fuckin’ sheet of notebook paper.
December 10, 2008 at 9:51 am
Now. From the same prestigious signage experts that brought you GET A BRAIN, MORANS.
This expression of your patriotism, your courage, your love of America. Presenting:
I AM JOE THE PLUMMER.
Operators are standing by.
December 10, 2008 at 10:21 am
I wonder if Jake the Plummer can be considered a “Mavrick.”
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jake.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3296/2829229283_324073c908.jpg?v=0
December 10, 2008 at 11:05 am
Only a true conservative plummer would bite the hand which fed him, to instead, kiss the hand which stroked him.
December 10, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Um, that’s not Joe’s finger and that’s not where it’s placed. But I get your drift (and that ain’t your drift, either, Rocko.)
December 10, 2008 at 1:39 pm
That must explain why Jtp skipped out on a couple of McRove
Klan meetingscampaign rallies in mid-October.December 10, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Only in “Ameirca.”
December 10, 2008 at 2:03 pm
[...] (h/t The Poor Man Institute) [...]
December 10, 2008 at 7:24 pm
But of course: she’s a MILF.
December 10, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Joe who?
December 10, 2008 at 9:37 pm
My toilet smells funny. I’m thinking of becoming a Democrat.
December 10, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Guees what I asked Mike to the winet formal and he said uyes!!!! ands we’re going to sing “ilsands in the stream” (kenny and Dolly not the bee gees version, that woukd be so tottaly gay.)
gaaa!!! <0;-)
December 10, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Holy shit, that Granddaddy Purp is really working this Noel.
December 10, 2008 at 10:40 pm
So Fresh and So Clean
December 10, 2008 at 10:43 pm
In the early 80s my family had a big brown van. It seems like every other radio station proclaimed the solidity and mellow good times that yacht rock provides.
December 10, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Mike doesn’t moderate me. He understands that you don’t confine a genius to time/space moderation.
December 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Sometimes a Heavy Metal act like Neil Diamond would come on the radio. My dad’s long, proud side burns caught the sun as we drove to the Albertson’s to by insufficiently sticky tape, “london broil”, and sometimes pac-man pops rocking on the crest of “Coming to America” or death rock like, Bob Denver.
December 10, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Alpha-Beta, not Albertson’s. A grocery called Alpha-Beta? It’s true kids. I lived it.
December 11, 2008 at 10:05 am
But of course: she’s a MILF.
How about GILF?
There oughta be some rule about anyone who is pregnant at the same time as her daughter.
December 11, 2008 at 10:26 pm
“My dad’s long, proud side burns caught the sun as we drove to the Albertson’s to by insufficiently sticky tape”
That’s what I love about this country. Live here long enough, you too can talk like an immigrant.
So cool.
December 15, 2008 at 11:13 pm
[...] like this, which would certainly “[tear] this nation apart” by cruelly butthurting the delusional 25%ers who still play with Battle Action Bush dolls, and that we should concentrate on important, [...]
December 17, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I still don’t want to handle a plunger like that guy on teh right is handling his plunger!