Apparently, those ComSymp hippies over at the Business Roundtable wish that America had lost at the Bay of Pigs Castro was still alive Cuba was still a totalitarian Russian satellite and poverty-stricken hellhole that the great benefits of our half-century isolation of Cuba – which are too obvious to be worth listing here – had never happened!
The National Foreign Trade Council (NFTC) and USA*Engage, along with ten other leading trade associations today sent a letter to President-elect Barack Obama, urging the incoming administration to reexamine current U.S. Cuba policy and consider new approaches that would benefit U.S. national security and economic interests and the Cuban people.
The associations, which include the American Farm Bureau Federation, Business Roundtable, and U.S. Chamber of Commerce, applauded President-elect Obama’s support for suspending restrictions on family remittances, visits, and humanitarian care packages from Cuban Americans, and noted that while “these are excellent first steps…we urge you to also commit to a more comprehensive examination of U.S. policy.”
“Your administration has a unique opportunity to take steps to end nearly 50 years of isolation from Cuba and the Cuban people. We support the complete removal of all trade and travel restrictions on Cuba. We recognize that change may not come all at once, but it must start somewhere, and it must begin soon,” they wrote.
Whatever, Trotsky Starchild. Why don’t you and Fidel smoke another Romeo y Julieta blunt FULL OF DOOBIES AND REEFERS, since you apparently like it so much? And then put it out in a human skull ashtray full of Elian Gonzalez’s tears, since that is another of your favorite activities as even a child could deduce from your current behavior? The Sixties are over when Rick Davis decides it’s convenient for them to be over, and not a second before.
December 11, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Wait, teh Sixties are over?
What the hell am I doing with all these Jefferson Airplane albums, then?
December 11, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Oops, made a typo…
“Teh” should be capitalized.
December 11, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Finally! Right-handed starting pitchers for ALL the major league teams now! Help is on the way, Kansas City!
December 11, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Sounds like someone needs more cheap foreign labor.
December 11, 2008 at 8:11 pm
The 60′s are still on my teevee, but I watch a lot.
December 11, 2008 at 8:13 pm
There are 40,000 crates of cellophane wrapped Christmas post-it notes and Bic pens rotting in Office Depot warehouses because unemployed Americans think they are too good to buy this stuff on American Express. I won’t even mention the clumping green and red cat litter.
Larry Kudlow would make a lovely ambassador to Havana.
December 11, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Bic pens rot? I thought they were like McDonald’s french fries and never rotted, just dried up and got hard as a rock.
December 11, 2008 at 11:37 pm
About frickn’ time we stop fighting Grandpa’s war for we forgot what. I need me some Havana time fo’ sho.
December 11, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Considering that I can go to Vietnam and Germany.
December 12, 2008 at 1:36 am
This is some of the finer work of your inner Willmore.
December 12, 2008 at 7:55 am
Have we asked the dolphins to weigh in?
December 12, 2008 at 10:17 am
Trotsky Starchild? I thought they broke up.
December 12, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I think they finally realized Pacino wasn’t going to make Scarface III, much less II. But who could blame them for keeping the faith?
Nonetheless, they simply have to get rid of Chavez. The man has zero facial hair. Zip. Nada.
December 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I say this is way too premature. I think that in another 20 or 30 years, Castro will be ready to deal on our terms.
December 12, 2008 at 6:20 pm
You got to hand it to Fidel for knowing how to smooth things.
I mean, for generations (literally) we heard how when Fidel died or had to step down, that’s when the chaos would come, and there’d be a crisis, and the South Florida nut squad would, well, go nuts…
…and instead Fidel played a game about his health for long enough that by the time he formally yielded office to his brother Raul, it was like nothing had happened. No crisis, no Florida head-asplodey time.
Just like it had always been the case that Fidel wasn’t in charge anymore. Smooth.
December 12, 2008 at 6:21 pm
BTW, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has long opposed the embargo; smartly, they realized that if U.S. corporations were kept out too long, then by the time a market opening was made a lot of prime space & infrastructure & labor would be snapped up by European and even Asian investors.
They were right.
December 13, 2008 at 8:24 am
Fidel is/was a reasonably smart person. That puts him way, way ahead of the grade-school playground logic of American politics and politicians.
December 13, 2008 at 8:43 am
Fidel is a crazy fucking asshole, but that doesn’t mean his chicas should be punished by not being allowed to see me.
December 13, 2008 at 11:01 am
That title is funny because now (thanks to Georgi Bushkinov & his band of merry corporate Marxists) it’s true.
Happiness is a warm Halliburton.
December 13, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Cuba’s a continent, right?
December 13, 2008 at 4:37 pm
You really misunderestimate the head-asploding skills of the right-wing, my friend, just you wait, Fidel is still alive.
Or am I thinking of Abe Vigoda? I get confused.
December 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
curv3ball Says:
December 12, 2008 at 7:55 am
Have we asked the dolphins to weigh in?
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The dolphins will weigh in as soon as their psychic medium, Peggy Noonan, sobers up.
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December 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Shoes for industry! Thrown at visiting American presidents! Details soon, I hope!
December 14, 2008 at 8:07 pm
meanwhile, they,re tossing footware at the leader of the friedworld!
feets i tell you!
feets!
December 15, 2008 at 9:38 am
The internet is so cold without TPIFFADAAP :(
December 15, 2008 at 1:46 pm
La Liberaccion of Cuba no dount will mean the resurgence of professional boxing in America.
And besbol will be bery bery mas mucho better.