Only for you my princes, princes, princess and princesses. A cut’n'paste of my very fave OSCtard 7th Day Adventist wingnut, fresh off the post-haste this AM:

“The self-deceived nonsense about Bush being a bad president will wash away and leave honest, open-minded people realizing that not only was Bush a good president, he was also our last good president. As long as Democrats and liberals hold the upper hand, our nation is doomed to a very rapid ruin.

“But it is deserved. The majority of voters allowed themselves to be swept away in a popular enthusiasm that made them dismiss all attempts to properly vet Barack Obama. He was elected by people who made their choices for the wrong reasons. It is just too bad that the rest of us who knew better will have to suffer with them.

“America is in danger of being completely destroyed, because everything liberals believe in is wrong, and their policies never, ever work, they only make matters worse. Just watch–Democrats intend to apply essentially the same remedial measures that Franklin D. Rooseveldt tried, and they turned the stock market crash of 1929 into a 12-year Depression, that did not end until World War II put people back to work.

“It has been said that one definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over again, hoping to get a different result. That is what the Democrats are doing. Let’s see what happens to the economy. Democrats were eager to blame Bush and the Republicans for the recent economic downturn (even though Democrats have had control of Congress for the past several years). Now Democrats have unchallenged control of the White House and both houses of Congress. What happens now to the economy will be solely and totally the fault of Democrats.

“Keep your eyes open, and remember whom to blame. No more excuses. It is all on the Democrats now.”

He IS right, you know: “insanity is trying the same thing over and over again, hoping to get a different result.” I’ve been banging his head against the wall over and over for years trying to get decent reception, and still all I can get is some mongrel signal from Mongo sending Burroughsian multiplexes of CBN, TBN, and Sky Angel.

The effect is comparable to this.

Let’s Go Surfin’ Now!

Which is more of a Lollercoaster ride: Beck getting his scoop from a guy named “Bastardi” (vultures of a feather), or wingnuts reduced to citing PRAVDA (which is now about two rungs above The Weekly World News on the global journalistic foodchain)?

Can’t wait to hear Coulter quoting the Shining Path, or Rush reading from Socialist Workers’ Weekly on his radio show to “prove” a “point” … ALL YOUR CAPITAL ARE BELONG TO US.

http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/106909-1/

Imagine the supervillains!

best headline:

“another horrible statement from shakesvilli of georgia”

even the liberal nypost might have struggled with that one.

Mmmmm. Pierogis.