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“I have had it with these motherfucking Turks on this motherfucking plane!”
The War on Terror has officially lapped stupid:
A US citizen was booted from a Turkish Airlines flight from Istanbul to New York after he complained there were “Arab types” on board, Turkish news media reported.
Daniel Sussman Pincus, whose age and hometown were not given but who was described in one report as an American of German origin, shouted his complaints as the flight was preparing to depart Monday.
Imagine that, “Arab types” aboard a Turkish Airlines flight departing from Istanbul. Why, I bet there were even some Muslim-esque individuals on board! The nerve of some people! You’d think they’d have been a bit more sensitive to Mr. Pincus’ bedwetting sensibilities.
And yes, ye horde of pedantic fact checking know-it-alls, I know that Turks aren’t Arabs, but do you suppose the paranoid Mr. Samuel L. Pincus was really all that discerning with his swarthy fellow travelers?
Now that the War on Terror has achieved this career milestone, I think it’s time he retired. Permanently – not as some marketing gimmick ala Jay Z or Cher.
Speaking as a concerned onlooker, the last thing the War on Terror wants is to end up looking like he held on too long. Like, say, Brett Favre.
January 21, 2009 at 9:12 am
Calling a Turk an A-rab is akin to calling someone from California a Brit because he speaks English and has light skin. Was this guy home-schooled?
January 21, 2009 at 10:02 am
Look on the bright side–if this had happened in the U.S., all of the Turks would have been asked to step off the plane, and Mr. Pincus would have continued on with his flight.
January 21, 2009 at 10:09 am
And Michelle Malkin would have applauded the brave Pincus. Actually, the geography involved probably won’t prevent that eventuality.
January 21, 2009 at 10:15 am
In the immortal words of Pedro De Pacas:
Arabs from Turkey?
January 21, 2009 at 10:55 am
Well they are saracens after all
Can’t find a decent youtube from What’s up Tiger Lily to go with that though.
January 21, 2009 at 11:20 am
Last week, on a US Air (I think) flight about to take off from LAX to, like, Atlanta, passengers heard several Muslim (bearded man; headscarved women) talking about where “the safest” part of the plane was, and “where the engines were.” They reported this, the crew called it in. The entire plane was evacuated. The FBI interviewed the “Muslims,” who were indeed Muslim, the man among whom was born and raised in the notorious Muslim state of Michigan.
Finally everyone was put on another flight. The FBI, after a brief questioning of these people (who had purely American accents) apologized profusely. US Air also apologized, flew them gratis to Atlanta and gave them vouchers for another flight. The man said the Feds were very professional and sane and polite.
The whole where-to-sit discussion ensued because the man and his wife usually sit over the wing, but this big, vacation-bound extended family could only get contiguous seats at the rear.
Don’t that beat all? Or at least some?
January 21, 2009 at 11:56 am
Daniel Pincus is the swarth-o-phobe.
Samuel Pincus is my former boss.
January 21, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Samuel L. Pincus is a composite character mixing elements of Daniel Pincus, your boss, and Samuel L. Jackson (focusing on his role in Snakes on a Plane…)
January 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Samuel Pincus is Everymoron.
January 21, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Hmm. People never do this on trains. Everybody gets on and nobody shrieks: Look a Muslim! A Muslim! Do you think people are displacing their fear of flying (or crashing) onto anyone who requires less than SPF 75 sunscreen?
January 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm
And NEVER in taxis in NYC. Have you ever heard someone get in a taxi, see the Palestinian driver, and holler, “There’s muthafockin’ Arabs driving this taxi!”
As if anyone BUT Arabs could drive a taxi in NYC. You see some white guy in a nice suit, al pinkly plump and well-fed, maybe looks a bit like Karl Rove: DIVE! OUT! THAT! DOOR!
January 21, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Oh, ye of little faith:
Hmm. People never do this on trains.
As Homer Simpson once opined, “so FAR.”
There may still be enough Bush appointees seeded throughout the security-industrial complex that such a stupid, but predictable, outcome may yet come to pass.
January 21, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Thanks, I get one whole day of being proud of being an American, and you go and ruin it for me…
January 22, 2009 at 1:32 am
Dunno if the disclaimer is needed. Turkey lies next to the Arab world. A few Arabs (or alternatively, people “swarthier” than the average Turk) doesn’t seem implausible.
January 22, 2009 at 3:13 am
When Jesus returns he will come back as an unlicensed plumber. Mr. Pincus is his John the Baptist, if you will, presaging the leak that must be repaired.
January 22, 2009 at 7:58 am
Dunno if the disclaimer is needed
Yes, but I thought it proper to concede the possibility, and to preempt all the persnickety pedants.
January 22, 2009 at 9:53 am
Maybe Pincus is on to something here. If he went to some troublesome Arab country like, say, Iran (I know, but he doesn’t!) and complains about all the terrorists, the whole country will be arrested and locked up and not cause any more trouble.
January 22, 2009 at 12:07 pm
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January 22, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I hope that his extended stay in Turkey proves enlightening.
January 24, 2009 at 10:43 am
People never do this on trains. Everybody gets on and nobody shrieks: Look a Muslim! A Muslim!
Well, they have, actually, only he was a Sikh.
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January 26, 2009 at 11:02 am
You Arab Turks make me Sikh!