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By: Auto-crucifixion watch « The Poor Man Institute

Auto-crucifixion watch « The Poor Man Institute — Mon, 04 May 2009 02:06:37 +0000

[...] integration. It’s a hard knock life for professional conservatives these days – as we have previously observed – and getting called “foolish”, “innumerate”, or even “racist” [...]

By: themoose

themoose — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 12:37:04 +0000

But where IS Kaye Grogan? She hasn’t been heard from since Se
pt. 11, 2007. I am worried that there may be more going on here than simple disaffection from Bush’s immigration policy.

By: doofus

doofus — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 03:01:21 +0000

I forgot to mention that I have returned from the future, in my special PBR powered time-machine, lovingly handcrafted in Belgium, home of ‘Merican beer…

BURP!

By: doofus

doofus — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:57:21 +0000

I have decided that I wish to place my name on the ballot for President, Congress, Senate, (any vacant senate seats) Local Mayor, etc… for the 2008 election-year cycle. I have seen the future 2009; it seems that the same douche-bag plastic cut-out, glad-handing pat-you-on-the-back-with-a-knife-in-hand-dash-dash-douche, crowd-reading zombie idiots will be in office unless you vote for me. Economy tanking? Let’s print more money! Yeah, adding a zero to everyone’s paycheck/welfarecheck is a great idea! WOo! Everyone will have more money! Milk will cost $3.00 a gallon, that is untill the retard waves of stupid adjust the price to it’s normal market value of $30/gal… Not to worry, when that happens I promise I will add ANOTHER zero to everyone’s paycheck! We will be a nation of zeros! NObama sounds stupid as a word, but what about using the Nobama symbol? I miss all the little ‘no-W’ stickers the Democrap douchebags used to put on their cars, now I need something new to laugh at (besides the fading ‘no-W’ stickers on the Democrap douchebag cars).

My slogan: ‘A nation of zeros, for I AM the ONE!!!’ Anyone with a contrary opinion will be silenced, tattooed, and shipped off to deat—-… er, reEdukation Kamps (for Kids!:+)

That way, we can all truly be winners! How inclusive of me!

By: Doctor Memory

Doctor Memory — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:46:42 +0000

Very belatedly, I’d like to point out that Julia’s “Friedman’s rebranding himself as the only man with the gravitas to bring us back from the edge of the abyss Friedman was the only man with the gravitas to leave us tottering on the brink of” was fucking awesome.

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:51:00 +0000

That’s when I use my hands to make shadow-animals against the computer screen. Especially cool if it’s CRT, because the strobe creates groovy time-distortion illusions.

By: O'Sham Tit

O'Sham Tit — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:16:42 +0000

I’ve overloaded my shitty workstation with YouTube tabs, and now flash won’t work :(

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:01:34 +0000

Elvis in Hell

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:57:20 +0000

The 80s were awesome all over the world

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 03:41:25 +0000

we have been monitoring your Earthling transmissions for a very long time now