Comments on: This is What Michael Phelps Would Sound Like… http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/ leading the Democratic Lynch Mob since 2010 Fri, 17 Dec 2010 11:05:34 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Major Woody http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17875 Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:08:22 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17875 Another famous life-long cannabis devotee: Carl Sagan. Yup, the hippee-lettuce sure makes you dumb.

]]> By: GumbyAnne http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17835 Fri, 06 Feb 2009 10:54:11 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17835 If only there was this much public outcry when a famous athlete raped somebody. That would be a world that made sense.

]]> By: curv3ball http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17808 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 15:11:18 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17808 Wow. Hadn’t even thought about the munchies implications.

]]> By: secondharmonic http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17806 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:42:53 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17806 My guess is that both Phelps AND Mark Spitz hit the bongs. Probably do a wake and bake and then fifty laps before going to the IHOP for like 20 pancakes each.

]]> By: The Editors http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17788 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:19:33 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17788 In a related story, Phelps has just been hired as an expert on science and global warming policy by Brookings.

]]> By: Jeff http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17786 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:51:14 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17786 swoof: that’s hilarious

I think his mistake was being in South Carolina…

]]> By: curv3ball http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17782 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:06:41 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17782 word

]]> By: swoof http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17770 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 04:01:47 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17770 I would not want to smoke pot with that guy.

“Hey, let me start it off,” said Phelps.

Phelps lights the bowl. “Burble, burble, burble, burble, burble, burble, burble…”

“Dude, c’mon,” I said.

“Burble, burble, burble, burble, burble, burble, burble…Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………..I guess I cashed that bowl. Let’s go again.”

]]> By: vachon http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17764 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:47:06 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17764 If Nabisco made chlorine flavored Mystic Mints, I’d never get back in that goddam pool again.

Pass the M&Ms.

]]> By: kenmeer livermaile http://thepoorman.net/2009/02/03/this-is-what-michael-phelps-would-sound-like/#comment-17761 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 02:01:06 +0000 http://thepoorman.net/?p=1479#comment-17761 Life makes sense. After the third bong hit.

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