February 10, 2009
This is pure, uncut Colombian white fun.
Worth the price of admission.
My name is ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©, and I recommend this message!
I am Bill O’Reilly’s penis, and I disapproved this massage(sic).
Loofa me tender.
Ruff me blew…
Bill O’Really’s an asshole and should duck from my shoe..
But… but… CLINTON DID IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Bill just needs to soap up your back so he can funk you with his little pink cadillac….
They don’t get much worse than Bill Orally. And by “they,” I mean “human beings.”
That doesn’t rhyme with “cadillac”. I’m just saying.
“That doesn’t rhyme with “cadillac”. I’m just saying.”
It does when Orally says it with your dick in his mouth.
We used to be fun.
Tee hee. Well played, Kenmeer!
Mmmf! Mmmmmf! Mmmmmf!
Courtesy William Gibson’s Blog
And Kate Blanchett mines coal like a girly-man.
I would hit you with my purse but first you must check it for metal objects!?!?! No FAIR!!!!!
You know you want a Mike’s America Dog shirt,
So we posters have to do all the heavy lifting now? OK:
There once was a man of Connaughton,
Who combed his hair up from his bottom.
For though his head was bare,
His arse grew such hair
That folks daren’t ask him where he had got ‘em.
Oh, leave Mont Campbell out this, hasn’t he taken enough abuse?
That doesn’t rhyme with ‘bottom’?
What you get when you cross William Gibson with Jonah Goldberg
Bill O’Reilly is muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want Em”
It took a little flair and I wish we had a pair
But you know in the end Obama got ‘em.
What Rhymes with Purple Murple?
OK, some revisions,
Bill O’Reilly is a muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want em”
“It’s funny ’cause it’s true”,
said Sean Hannity’s Shoe
In flux, in flight, Humdrum
Rush Limbaugh sez, GLOBUL COOLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
this year — last year, this year — is colder than the previous year. It’s cooling. This is not anecdotal.
Last year? This year (to February)? Last year?
If anyone can get a video or audio clip of this segment, it’ll be absolute win.
It’s oaficial: global coolin’ ain’t anecdotal.
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