So we posters have to do all the heavy lifting now? OK:
There once was a man of Connaughton,
Who combed his hair up from his bottom.
For though his head was bare,
His arse grew such hair
That folks daren’t ask him where he had got ‘em.
Bill O’Reilly is muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want Em”
It took a little flair and I wish we had a pair
But you know in the end Obama got ‘em.
Bill O’Reilly is a muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want em”
“It’s funny ’cause it’s true”,
said Sean Hannity’s Shoe
In flux, in flight, Humdrum
February 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm
My name is ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©, and I recommend this message!
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February 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I am Bill O’Reilly’s penis, and I disapproved this massage(sic).
February 10, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Loofa me tender.
February 10, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Ruff me blew…
February 10, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Bill O’Really’s an asshole and should duck from my shoe..
February 11, 2009 at 1:09 am
But… but… CLINTON DID IT TOO!!!!!!!!!!
February 11, 2009 at 6:58 am
Bill just needs to soap up your back so he can funk you with his little pink cadillac….
February 12, 2009 at 6:55 pm
They don’t get much worse than Bill Orally. And by “they,” I mean “human beings.”
February 12, 2009 at 7:47 pm
That doesn’t rhyme with “cadillac”. I’m just saying.
February 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm
“That doesn’t rhyme with “cadillac”. I’m just saying.”
It does when Orally says it with your dick in his mouth.
February 13, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Whoa! Hee-annh!
February 14, 2009 at 1:36 pm
We used to be fun.
February 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm
It does when Orally says it with your dick in his mouth.
Tee hee. Well played, Kenmeer!
February 15, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Mmmf! Mmmmmf! Mmmmmf!
February 15, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Courtesy William Gibson’s Blog
February 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
And Kate Blanchett mines coal like a girly-man.
February 15, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I would hit you with my purse but first you must check it for metal objects!?!?! No FAIR!!!!!
February 15, 2009 at 11:31 pm
You know you want a Mike’s America Dog shirt,
http://mikesdumbmerica.blogspot.com/2009/02/mike-merch.html
February 16, 2009 at 8:13 pm
So we posters have to do all the heavy lifting now? OK:
There once was a man of Connaughton,
Who combed his hair up from his bottom.
For though his head was bare,
His arse grew such hair
That folks daren’t ask him where he had got ‘em.
February 16, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Oh, leave Mont Campbell out this, hasn’t he taken enough abuse?
February 16, 2009 at 8:52 pm
That doesn’t rhyme with ‘bottom’?
February 16, 2009 at 9:11 pm
What you get when you cross William Gibson with Jonah Goldberg
February 16, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Bill O’Reilly is muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want Em”
It took a little flair and I wish we had a pair
But you know in the end Obama got ‘em.
What Rhymes with Purple Murple?
February 16, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Orange Squirreple.
February 17, 2009 at 1:02 am
OK, some revisions,
Bill O’Reilly is a muthfuckn’ bottom
His own Momma said she “Don’t Want em”
“It’s funny ’cause it’s true”,
said Sean Hannity’s Shoe
In flux, in flight, Humdrum
February 17, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Rush Limbaugh sez, GLOBUL COOLIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Last year? This year (to February)? Last year?
If anyone can get a video or audio clip of this segment, it’ll be absolute win.
February 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm
It’s oaficial: global coolin’ ain’t anecdotal.
It’s bloviational?