Cat was a great sage. Tiger became his student. Cat taught Tiger many things, how to stalk, how to sleep, how to stay awake at night, how to kill prey. Tiger was such an avid student that Cat realized Tiger would soon be better than his master at all things. So Cat left one lesson out.
Finally the day came that Cat said to Tiger: ‘you now have all my wisdom, and are a complete master of all skills’, thereupon Tiger chased cat in order to kill him, because he wanted to be master alone.
So Cat ran up a tree — this was the one lesson that Cat did not impart to Tiger.
I’ve been granted a soundtrack track. I’m so excited to the working with the Zaz.
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
and I’m back to cats
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
and I’m back to cats
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
“LORD, you said once I decided to follow You, You’d walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only ONE set of footprints in the sand.”
To which the LORD replied, “Has it ever occurred to you that imaginary friends don’t leave footprints?”
February 17, 2009 at 9:45 am
to think, there’s a whole internet out there with millions of sites, yet it can all be encapsulated perfectly in a minute-and-a-half video.
February 17, 2009 at 10:13 am
Good god. You’ve discovered the ur-archetype of all narrative. It’s kittens all the way down.
February 17, 2009 at 10:15 am
That may be the first feline-based internet bit that I actually liked!
February 17, 2009 at 10:45 am
I don’t see any method, at all, sir.
February 17, 2009 at 11:52 am
I thought there would be real kittens. I was sort of hoping for real kittens.
February 17, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Disturbingly funny:
“I’m her mommy!” “No, she’s not!”
and
Girl sings “Bow chica bow bow”? Call CPS. That is just wrong.
February 17, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Made my day.
February 17, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Feel kinda awful, dontcha?
February 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Cat was a great sage. Tiger became his student. Cat taught Tiger many things, how to stalk, how to sleep, how to stay awake at night, how to kill prey. Tiger was such an avid student that Cat realized Tiger would soon be better than his master at all things. So Cat left one lesson out.
Finally the day came that Cat said to Tiger: ‘you now have all my wisdom, and are a complete master of all skills’, thereupon Tiger chased cat in order to kill him, because he wanted to be master alone.
So Cat ran up a tree — this was the one lesson that Cat did not impart to Tiger.
February 17, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I can haz insulin now?
February 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm
“kittens, inpired by David after the dentist”
February 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Stop singing and finish your homework!
February 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm
So start creatin’ already!!
February 17, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Kittens, inspired by Christian Bale
February 17, 2009 at 7:54 pm
The only thing equal to my like of felines is my hate of humanoid spawn.
This was a tough one.
February 17, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Camille Paglia has hired her as consultant to assist with her new cut-up itcher book collage method of commentation. -ary.
Kittenz: I iz bigg be-bopper now!
Meanwhile:
Octopoid Creative Process
February 17, 2009 at 10:38 pm
secondharmonic Says:
February 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Well duh.
February 18, 2009 at 1:15 am
I’ve been granted a soundtrack track. I’m so excited to the working with the Zaz.
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
and I’m back to cats
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
and I’m back to cats
Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats
February 18, 2009 at 4:10 am
As television, this is eclipsed only by The Wire.
I demand that this girl be given a cable show immediately, perhaps replacing either Bill O’Reilly or Joe Scarborough.
February 18, 2009 at 11:59 am
“Kittens
Kittens wearing mittens
mittens wearing people (like whoa)
people wearing hats”
And I’m back to walruses
Walruses wearing allosauruses
Allosauruses wearing people (like whoa)
People wearing hats!
February 18, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Incidentally, that was a demonstration of a formulaic creative interactive process. Like whoa.
February 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Morning Joe explained.
February 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
…and I watch it faithfully.
February 18, 2009 at 7:51 pm
Now you’ve got it!
February 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
here kitty kitty kitty. i’m going to kiss your fucking face right off.
February 19, 2009 at 10:57 am
Well ya know, some people like Pam Atlas, and some people like Natacha Atlas:
February 19, 2009 at 11:27 am
Alouetta, gentille Alouetta Alouetta, je te plumerai.
A creative process as easy as pulling feathers off a skylark.
February 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm
It’s like the Bangles doing a cover of “Kashmir” for real.
With some Egyptian 20th century history thrown in.
Yo, cuz it’s lika ll political ‘n’ shit.
February 21, 2009 at 3:28 pm
“LORD, you said once I decided to follow You, You’d walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only ONE set of footprints in the sand.”
To which the LORD replied, “Has it ever occurred to you that imaginary friends don’t leave footprints?”