Please, dear Reader, refresh my drug eviscerated memory: How many GOP governors was it, exactly, that refused even penny one of any of Bush’s many deficit exploding budgets?
(crickets)
Stunts are all they have left. Cheap and hollow stunts.
Stunts, that is, and…a new black friend! Whoah! Didn’t see that comin’ did you, you self congratulating Dems all contented with yourselves for electing a black prez?
Advantage, erased, because MC Black Steele is in charge of the RNC with his off da’ hook approach, oozing with all types of jiggy phat blingy, yo, in da hood type flava word up where hiz dogs at? type flow. His street credometer surpasses even Camile Paglia’s (non X-rated) fantasy of Sarah Palin. Behold, the era of street rapping steyelzzz at the RNC.
How long before Black Steele starts quoting Snoop Doggy Doo Doo?
(Will Smith ringtone blaring)
Vegas just called: the over/under’s 6 months. I’m taking bets in the comments.
Up-to-the-Date: Holy shiznit, this had already been prophesied.
Update Don’t Call it a Comeback: Samantha Bee could totally have her way with me should she so choose and really, why wouldn’t she. License granted.
February 19, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Should have put a kitten in charge.
February 19, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Kittens in Charge Illustrated
February 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Actually, Steele is onto something. This advance copy of the first RNC ad embracing urban dance rhythms is quite good. Infectious beat, and the lyric cuts straight to the heart of how modern conservatives intend to reach out to the working and middle classes:
February 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Impressive.
February 19, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Conservatives complaining about Obama’s spending in the stimulus bill, or complaining about how he’s not ‘bipartisan’, or complaining that to start putting regulations on business is tyrannical government, all remind me of the old joke.
A man offers a woman $1 Million if she’ll sleep with him. She accepts, and they go on a date. Before going upstairs, he asks her if she’ll go down to $50,000. She’s quite insulted and says, “Hell no, what do you think I am?”
“We’ve already established that”, he says, “now we’re just haggling over the price.”
Conservatives showed well enough in the past eight years that they did give a damn about government spending, and they didn’t give a shit about bipartisanship, and they flying rat fuck about freedom from government intrusion, as long as their guy was in power. And anyone with half a brain can see this. So I think they should shut the fuck up now and start looking at reality, if they can even do that anymore.
February 19, 2009 at 5:55 pm
sorry,
…they didn’t give a damn about…
…they didn’t give a flying rat fuck…
February 19, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Hey, when it comes to speaking the language of the street, republicans be all up in that shit, boyeee.
Word to your mother.
February 19, 2009 at 6:46 pm
That’s Senator Bill Cosby to you, bitches.
February 19, 2009 at 7:25 pm
So, Michael Steele, you think you are “off the hook”? Have you looked in the mirror? You look like a guy I’d hire to do my taxes. Think ***Mitt Romney*** can bring the ‘tude, yo?
February 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I don’t get it. Are you trying to say that the Democratic Party OWNS all black politicians or something? I thought we were past all of this… I guess ‘Merica really does have a long way to go…
February 19, 2009 at 7:56 pm
“Infectious beat, and the lyric cuts straight to the heart of how modern conservatives intend to reach out to the working and middle classes:”
Oh you dawg! You my man! Or bitch. Or furry androgynous sex thingie. Or Vulcan warlord. Anyway, I worship you. Funniest :39 seconds since Rush’s longest stretch of verbiage sans utter BS.
February 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I don’t get it. Are you trying to say that the Democratic Party OWNS all black politicians or something? I thought we were past all of this… I guess ‘Merica really does have a long way to go…
No, what I’m saying is that the only problem the GOP has had in reaching out to the black community is its erstwhile failure to speak some hip hop lingo.
Now that Steele’s implementing that slangy outreach, the black community will finally realize that the GOP’s got their backs.
So to speak.
February 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
So does his new job with all the free oreo cookies he can eat???
February 19, 2009 at 11:30 pm
http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/feb/19/steele-gop-needs-hip-hop-makeover/
LOL. Yes please.
February 19, 2009 at 11:34 pm
enjoy this hip-hop, totally chilln’, revisionist history of the GOP!
http://www.gop.com/About/AboutRead.aspx?Guid=a747a888-0ae6-4441-94f4-2a3a6561f872
Word, Dawg?
February 20, 2009 at 4:55 pm
He’s Bringing the Smackdown
I never got the Insane Clown Posse until now. Now I get it. Pioneering the New Republican party in the syncopated spoken word, it’s the Insane Clown Posse (aka GOP).
I mean, G-O-P was MEANT to be rapped. Sadly, one is forced to be-bop Democratic.
February 20, 2009 at 5:20 pm
“Are you trying to say that the Democratic Party OWNS all black politicians or something?”
Yes. We worked for them. They belong to us. Now back off, beatches!
February 20, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Sadly, the revisionist history Kleber posted isn’t. That’s whom the Republican party once was. It actually once meant something — good — to be a Republican.
February 20, 2009 at 8:39 pm
That they don’t recognize that the Conservatives and Liberals swapped sides through history. That the republicans were the liberal party and in different times, in different chunks, but 1940-1980, finally, the racists flocked to the GOP, and the liberals left the GOP. This shows evolution of the Democrats, and regression in the GOP. When African Americans switched parties, this is our clue that The GOP only shares a name with Lincoln’s Republican Party. The GOP is trying to have it’s cake and eat it too. I know shocker.
February 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm
“The GOP is trying to have it’s cake and eat it too.”
Why do I get this image of Karl Rove sticking a cigar up Limbaugh’s ass and then sniffing it? I know: shocker.
February 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Ah, Curvalicious. I want to write some fan-fic about our MANdate. But I have a more important story about the big O and yourself… I guess true love has to wait, much like Kirk and Spock had to wait after that simpering Iberian hottie Khan had his way with either (or both) of them. Anyhow, I can offer you a bill of goods, you may buy it, in the end your are still paying me for my land that you live on and I own (the land that is), you are still a sharecropper, whatever your color. But hey, I live in ‘Merica, and if the company store says I have to buy social programs, well, that’s just the cost of living I guess…
Did I mention that I am here fueled on the PBR time manchine (sic)? I have fun, but, seriously; how rosy does it look?
February 21, 2009 at 1:55 am
Well, Gov Bobby Jindal is turning away a whole shitload of pennies, according to the Times-Picayune:
Saying that it could lead to a tax increase on state businesses, Gov. Bobby Jindal announced Friday that the state plans to reject as much as $98 million in federal unemployment assistance in the economic stimulus package.
I’m surprised. I thought Perry of Texas or Sanford of Carolina was going to be the first Republican governor to risk bein recalled or impeached over stimulus money malfeasance.
February 21, 2009 at 11:40 am
why is always crickets, curv3ball, and never cicadas? Rarely, I’ll accept, but *never*?
February 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm
“MC Black Steele.” lol Win!
February 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm
And now the Shwarzengovernor smacks his colleagues down saying if they don’t want federal funds, he’ll take their share.
Really, all that’s left are pitchers of Rove and Larry Craig in BDSM leather and Crisco in their eyebrows.
February 22, 2009 at 1:07 am
Why can’t we be interesting like these people?
http://www.poopreading.com/2009/02/2009_movie_draft
(Hint: They love to smell their own farts.)
February 22, 2009 at 7:46 am
Rebranding worked for Nixon, after all!
February 22, 2009 at 9:14 am
why is always crickets, curv3ball, and never cicadas? Rarely, I’ll accept, but *never*?
(cicadas with crickets riding on their backs)
February 22, 2009 at 11:16 am
Samantha Bee summed up re-branding efforts nicely: The GOP is a shit sandwich, so how can we get the American people to eat it?
February 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
“(cicadas with crickets riding on their backs)”
Crickets!
Crickets fighting rickets!
Rickets fighting cicadas! (like whoa)
Cicadas wearing rugs!
And I’m back to bugs!
February 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm
“The GOP is a shit sandwich, so how can we get the American people to eat it?”
Mob frontal lobotomies?
February 22, 2009 at 9:40 pm
“(Hint: They love to smell their own farts.)”
Bastard. I was SO looking forward to vicariously enjoying some fart-huffing. You’re that guy who keeps posting videos with titles like Biggest Tits in the Omniverse that only show some guy with sideburns staring from his giant floating head at some Spidey-type’s ass!
February 22, 2009 at 10:56 pm
But wait! Mr. Steele wrote my mama a letter saying that “As our Party’s new Chairman, I am taking the Republican National Committee back to our roots and I am counting on you to stand with me.” (bold mine)
I think he meant Roots.
February 23, 2009 at 7:55 am
Maybe this song can help:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beers,_Steers,_and_Queers
February 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Mandroyd may never body pop again.
February 25, 2009 at 1:25 pm
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