Immigrants are lazy, shifty, freeloaders who only come to our country to loaf about idly, taking advantage of our generous welfare programs. Also, they’re stealing all our jobs. Plus, Cadillacs.
Discuss.
February 23, 2009
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February 23, 2009 at 10:52 am
I have an idea:
1. Emigrate out of US to another country.
2. Re-enter the US as an illegal immigrant.
3. Profit!
February 23, 2009 at 12:17 pm
You forgot:
2.1 Get hand sliced off by machinery in unregulated sweat shop.
2.2 Employer refuses to pay you properly because “something came up”.
2.3 Get remaining hand sliced off by machinery in unregulated sweat shop.
2.4 Die in desert
3. Profit!
February 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
it is amazing how they both manage to “take all our jobs” and at the same time be “too lazy to live and therefore eat our welfarez.” i guess what that means is that the wingnuts don’t essentialize teh illegals and actually have a nuanced understanding of illegal culture and the multifaceted ways that they are the enemy of all Real Americans. you forget to mention how they also have too many children, yet somehow at the same time make dangerous nexuses of crime when you have 50 men living in a clown-car-sized house in a bad part of town. either way, the illegals are bad in the starry eyes of the wingnut.
i guess it’s sort of how the jews are both “in control of global capital” and at the same time “communists.” either way, jews lose when anti-semites are concerned!
February 23, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Unless you can prove blood line to one of the 500 Native American tribes, you, my friend, are the offspring of immigrants. Move along,Ke-mo sah-bee.
February 23, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Dain,
I know. “Post-Colonial Illegal Immigrant” I suppose.
February 23, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Yeah, they can all go back to Tibet as far as I’m concerned… Damn whiners.
February 23, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Hey, what if I take me and my sleazy illegal family and come and sleep in your kitchum and i use ure refrigerator librul1!11!
Ack Ack!
February 23, 2009 at 3:30 pm
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED?
I feel sooo filthy.
February 23, 2009 at 3:54 pm
It’s the illegal Indians and Chinese who take our jobs. It is the illegal Somalis Cambodians and Mexicans who take the Welfarez. Sheesh!
Git it rat!
February 23, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Your point?
February 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm
It’s 15-Love. Go ahead.
February 23, 2009 at 4:59 pm
This is the shit.
http://www.pollster.com/blogs/dispatches_greenberg_vs_penn.php
February 23, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Everyone knows illegal immigrants: get free health care; pay no taxes; take desirable jobs from Americans; do all of the above while laughing, mocking and taunting real Americans.
The leave/renounce citizenship/re-enter has been the obvious move since ’07 or so, when al these facts started to come to light. I’d have done so already, but I’m to busy practicing being lazy (so as to pass as an illegal alien) to get off my ass and start the process.
February 23, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Dain Brammaged, unless you’re a cave sloth, a pygmy horse or a TRex, you’re an immigrant. We’re not from here.
February 23, 2009 at 11:19 pm
“it is amazing how they both manage to “take all our jobs” and at the same time be “too lazy to live and therefore eat our welfarez.”
That’s PROGRESS. Before we created a decent social safety net, they only stole our jobs. But back then, it wasn’t illegal immigrants. It was those dang coloreds what used to be slaves but got freed, then used to be poor sharecrop labor but then they took trains and came up north to take our jobs when they could, especially after Affirmative Action, created in a magic stroke along with Great Society welfare programs.
And women. They got jobs and demanded real pay too.
So now it’s up to illegal aliens to steal our jobs and collect welfare. Only it;s getting harder and harder for them to do that because we’re sending our jobs away.
America: We Make Bubbles — !POP!
February 24, 2009 at 10:06 am
What about the dirty Irish?
February 24, 2009 at 10:23 am
Irish need not apply! Withy their filthy derby hats and their silly chins.
February 24, 2009 at 10:24 am
Withy this and withy that, I with I was a Plutocrat.
February 24, 2009 at 10:26 am
I for one am still pissed at those filthy, fucking, Mongols who keep crossing land bridges during ice ages! What the fuck? Not enough plains for you in Bhutan, Kubla Khan? Y’allknowwhatImean?
February 24, 2009 at 10:45 am
word
February 24, 2009 at 11:49 am
Don’t forget about our women. Just think what they are doing to them.
February 24, 2009 at 11:54 am
Mmm.mmhmm. I hate that. Taking them to their Yurts for inter species yak wrestling. I fucking hate that.
February 24, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Some of my best friends are Mongolian yak wrestlers.
February 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I know! It’s like you can’t even trust a hired friend.
February 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, watch them flee before your face, to hear the lamentation of the women.
February 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm
“What about the dirty Irish
The ‘o’ in O’Bubble is implied.
February 24, 2009 at 9:15 pm
DAMN!!!
February 25, 2009 at 8:46 am
Bully I say, that’s just bully