So MC Black Steele kicked some knowledge at CPAC and his peeps gave him his props, yo:
[C]heck out this latest development in Steele’s campaignto create a hip-hop image for the GOP. Michele Bachmann praised Steele’s speech: “Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man.”
You be da man? Cause dats how dem blacks be talkin to each other, and how white folks that is down can hang. It’s true. I axed somebody.
But just in case you were doubting just how off-da-chain Reagraham Lincool is, Mitch McConnel drops science faster than a creationist in a bio class:
…[W]ho wants to hang out with guys like Paul Krugman and Robert Reich when you can be with Rush Limbaugh?
I’ll say this, Rush definitely has the better drugs. So in a sense, yeah. But only in the sense that certain insufferable pricks become momentarily sufferable if they’ve got the good gear. I’ll do blow with Hitler if he’s got the uncut shit.
Meanwhile, one of the Neocon’s new Tween Idols, Hannah Continetta, is trolling for his own, non-drug addled (or black) heroes to save conservatism:
Where to begin? Start with some exemplars of decency, professionalism, and ability. US Airways pilot Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III riveted the nation with his dramatic crash-landing into the Hudson River. -Sullenberger’s experience and stoicism meant that not a single life was lost during the dramatic and dangerous touch-down. It is no surprise that he has been lionized in the days since. When everything else seems to be crashing all around us, Sullenberger is a rock of common sense and soft-spoken modesty. Imagine–just imagine–if the men and women who represent us in Congress shared his character?
Um, well, let’s just say, conservative hero FAIL:
The air traffic controller who handled Flight 1549 thought ditching in the Hudson River amounted to a death sentence for all aboard. Now the veteran pilot who pulled off the ditching safely says harsh pay cuts are driving experienced pilots from the cockpit.
Sullenberger, a 58-year-old who joined a US Airways predecessor in 1980, told the House aviation subcommittee that his pay has been cut 40 percent in recent years and his pension has been terminated and replaced with a promise “worth pennies on the dollar” from the federally created Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp. These cuts followed a wave of airline bankruptcies after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks that were compounded by the current recession, he said.
“The bankruptcies were used by some as a fishing expedition to get what they could not get in normal times,” Sullenberger said of the airlines. He said the problems began with the deregulation of the industry in the 1970s. [...]
Sullenberger’s copilot, Jeffrey B. Skiles, said that unless federal laws are revised to improve labor-management relations, “experienced crews in the cockpit will be a thing of the past.” And Sullenberger added that without experienced pilots “we will see negative consequences to the flying public.”
Oops, Sully’s pro-union and opposes Reagan’s glorious de-regulation. Which I believe, in the parlance of our times, makes him a Socialist Marxist Terror Hitler.
February 27, 2009 at 9:50 am
Fuck, this is embarrasing to even read.
February 27, 2009 at 9:53 am
So, would you or wouldn’t you do blow with Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger III?
In the parlance of our times.
February 27, 2009 at 9:54 am
My first comment was in reference to the shit coming out of Republican’s mouths, bot this post.
I realize this may have caused some confusion, but I had to post that, much like a gag reflex, upon reading,
February 27, 2009 at 9:55 am
For sheezy my neezy
February 27, 2009 at 10:21 am
Michele Bachmann praised Steele’s speech: “Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man.
That is pretty gorge-risey.
Next she’ll be calling for the formation of the Hizzouse Un-American Activizzle Comizzle.
February 27, 2009 at 11:16 am
Reagan didn’t deregulate the airlines. Look it up, man.
February 27, 2009 at 11:18 am
Damn you ed. I had air traffic controllers strikes on the brain.
But hey, maybe I can spawn my own sombie facts.
February 27, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Cracker please!
Oh, please, please let there be video.
February 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Or zombie facts for that matter.
I gotta stop doing lines with Hitler AND blogging at the same time.
February 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Years ago, all I wanted for Christmas was an Action Socialist Marxist Terror Hitler doll, but my dad said they were sold out. I find that ironic, even today.
February 27, 2009 at 1:59 pm
NOW would be the time for Clinton to say I’m blacker than him.
“Reagraham Lincool”
Old school GOPers wouldn’t be so careful. They’d spell it right: Reagraham Lincoon.
February 27, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Old school GOPers wouldn’t be so careful. They’d spell it right: Reagraham Lincoon
As the kids say, YMMV
February 27, 2009 at 3:56 pm
[W]ho wants to hang out with guys like Paul Krugman and Robert Reich when you can be with Rush Limbaugh?
I’ll say this, Rush definitely has the better drugs. So in a sense, yeah…
Don’t get your hopes up. Limbaugh is a junkie. I say “is,” not “was,” as you can easily tell from the tone of his voice and the way he slurs and stumbles over words every day that he’s still popping Oxys like Pez. (Any time any cop wants to put Rush in jail where he belongs, all he has to do is stop him and go through his pockets. Presto, instant probation violation, off to the barry place for you, you big fat junkie!)
Now I expect Limbaugh takes advantage of his high-powered junk connections and trades opiates for cocaine, prostitution services, etc. Seriously, why do you think he copped nine thousand Oxycontins in just three months? Do you think he took all of them himself in that short a period? He’d be stone dead and the world a happier place if he had, but since, alas, he still breathes, it’s likelier than not he was bartering them for coke, blowjobs, etc. But he’s a junkie and junkies are selfish, especially with their precious, precious dope, so unless you have a big bunch of cocaine or are a little Dominican boy with a cute ass, the fact is that he will never, ever share any of his opiates with you.
February 27, 2009 at 7:22 pm
for some reason which seems pretty damned silly now, I was concerned that the First Idiot’s return to his village would deprive us of a never-ending source of comedy. I’d like to commend Sarah Palin, Joe the Plumber, Michael Steele, and all conservatives in general for admirably meeting and even exceeding the daily quota of right-wing stupid in Bush’s absence.
February 28, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I think we should just gerrymander the Congressional districts with the modern teknological intarnets in order to secure a Repulsican future for this country, you know borrow a page from the Democrap playbook… Who needs all this silly racial pandering…
February 28, 2009 at 1:07 pm
“As the kids say, YMMV”
Well, what do I know? I’m just a Reagraham cracker. (ouch!)
February 28, 2009 at 3:57 pm
“for some reason which seems pretty damned silly now, I was concerned that the First Idiot’s return to his village would deprive us of a never-ending source of comedy”
Bush wasn’t very funny, alas. His was that legendary funny that only hurts when you laugh.
Bobby Tindall: funny! Larry Craig: funny! The CPAC? FUNNY!!!
My fave quote:
“ ‘I wish the president would have laid [a stimulus package] out before he left office, so that in September, October, November, December, there would have been a stimulus plan,’ former Massachusetts Republican Gov. Mitt Romney said Friday in an interview with POLITICO, adding that the GOP has yet to come up with unified policy proposals or a clear, positive voice.”
Well, if he had, should they have gotten a dustpan and a Lysolic mop and cleaned it up, or rolled C-notes into tubes and snorted it?
February 28, 2009 at 3:58 pm
And this:
“You know what kind of conservatives we need most? Competent conservatives,” Huckabee said in a speech Thursday. “It’s when we lose our competence, that Americans lose their confidence.”
9 out of 10 Simpsons episodes agree.
March 2, 2009 at 2:02 pm
“Say darkeys hab you see de massa wif de mustache on he face?”
March 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
[W]ho wants to hang out with guys like Paul Krugman and Robert Reich when you can be with Rush Limbaugh?
I dunno what Robert Reich’s spousal unit looks like, but have you seen Mrs. Prof. Dr. Krugman? Personally, I don’t get how
Dominican BoysMs. Kagan is supposed to be all that hawt. I think I’d rather hang out with the K-man so long as he doesn’t notice my ogling his lovely wife.March 5, 2009 at 6:16 am
…one of the Neocon’s new Tween Idols, Hannah Continetta
Any relation to Incontinentia Buttocks?
March 5, 2009 at 8:08 am
I didn’t want to out IB, but they’re distant second cousins thrice removed.
March 12, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man.
I remember watching Karl Rove and some other Rethuglican scum at a recent WH Correspondents’ Dinner “dancing” in a manner which they apparently believed was ‘fresh’ and ‘dope’ in modern times.
Which instantly sent me flashing back to the days in the 1990s when I spent WAY too much time for my mental health, videotaping various corporate events where suits tried to get down and boogie with the middle level managers and grunts.
I swear to FSM, thrusting a red-hot poker into my eye sockets while having a catheter thrust forcefully up my johnson would be less traumatic than watching Republicans trying to act as if they are hip to popular culture.