Comments on: Mange I Can Believe In

By: Robert Green

Robert Green — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:46:24 +0000

a…friend…told me that the bosley thing works. this…person, friend really, someone i met online at the grocery store maybe, told me that it actually is completely restorative and no one would know, if that friend didn’t leave comments on a blog about it. but who would be so stupid?

By: curv3ball

curv3ball — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:11:26 +0000

Word to your dome piece.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:45:32 +0000

There are not “pills that cure baldness”. There are pills that encourage “some hair regrowth” in ~30% of people. Trust me, if there were pills that cured baldness, us upcoming baldies would know all about it.

By: Kléber Raposadinho

Kléber Raposadinho — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:24:46 +0000

I think you are beautiful.

By: curv3ball

curv3ball — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:43:10 +0000

The avatars employed by this Institute of higher…stuff are a manifestation of your inner essence.

Don’t blame us, we merely hold up the mirrors.

As you can see, I am made up of love. Sassy, sassy love with only a few strands of hair, but plenty of dancin legs to compensate.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:51:16 +0000

and what the hell, that picture next to my name is NOT what I look like. You people are evil. No wonder you don’t believe in God. He’s too good for you.

By: NutellaonToast

NutellaonToast — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:50:31 +0000

You’re sick! there are already pills that cure baldness and you want more? How could you? Is this some kind of joke? Huh?

….

Wha..?

Oh, I have been informed that it is… uh… okie. Well, YOU SHOULDN’T MOCK THE BALD!

By: American Citizen

American Citizen — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 15:16:24 +0000

Solving male pattern baldness would get us to medical nirvana as defined in “Idiocracy.”

By: curv3ball

curv3ball — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:39:06 +0000

As the good Doktor intimated, us balds-in-waiting will accept bionic hair.

I’m pretty sure George Clooney got the prototype.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 12:34:58 +0000

I’m with Senor Ball. I demand a genetic cure for my incipient baldness.

As for comparisons to losing ones legs, I am willing to consider that analogy once Science(tm) completes development work on some sort of a robotic bionically-enhanced computer-controlled prosthetic hairpiece.

Because that would probably be cooler than real hair anyway.