Hilzoy highlights a few of paragraphs from those Commie rabble-rousers WSJ:
Meanwhile, Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and his colleagues worked the phones to try to line up support on Wall Street for the plan announced Monday. (…) Some bankers say they turned the conversations into complaints about the antibonus crusade consuming Capitol Hill. Some have begun “slow-walking” the information previously sought by Treasury for stress-testing financial institutions, three bankers say, and considered seeking capital from hedge funds and private-equity funds so they could return federal bailout money, thereby escaping federal restrictions. [...]
Bankers were shell-shocked, especially when Congress moved to heavily tax bonuses. When administration officials began calling them to talk about the next phase of the bailout, the bankers turned the tables. They used the calls to lobby against the antibonus legislation, Wall Street executives say. Several big firms called Treasury and White House officials to urge a more reasonable approach, both sides say. The banks’ message: If you want our help to get credit flowing again to consumers and businesses, stop the rush to penalize our bonuses.“
In other words: “suck it, bitches”. And, as the unofficial spokesbitch for bitches everywhere, I must say we’re feeling rather disinclined to suck it any more than we have already. There seems to be an emerging consensus that nationalization of the banks and banking-related program activities is the endgame, and this is the sort of compassion-annihilating publicity which will ensure it ends on terms favorable to the middle class. Governing out of anger may well be bad practice, but politicking from that position is tough to beat.
March 24, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Fuck them with a rabid elephant’s dick and then stuff them up a whale’s ass. Capitalism has once again failed disastrously and the Lords of the Universe tell us to eat shit. The time has come to burn it down and start over again.
March 25, 2009 at 12:11 am
If we put the two bolded parts together:
In other words, ‘if you want us to pretend to get credit flowing again while we run our banks to the ground, then let us collect our well-deserved bonuses already!‘
Go to hell, all of them. Go to hell and stay there. And take WSJ along.
– bi
March 25, 2009 at 6:50 am
Won’t happen. This is not ju-jitsu directed at the banksters, this is a head fake to “us”. The banks will get what they want, more of our money without controls and they’ll do whatever they goddamn well please with it.
Thinking anything else is fantasy.
Show me a few bank buildings burning and I might change my mind but it will take nothing less than that.
March 25, 2009 at 6:52 am
If you want our help to get credit flowing again
If we want THEIR help? It’s the priest threatening the parents of the boy he molested that he’s not going to counsel the lad without some incentive.
March 25, 2009 at 9:28 am
Captain Barbossa
“I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. [slight pause] Means no.”
March 25, 2009 at 9:29 am
The banks will get what they want, more of our money without controls and they’ll do whatever they goddamn well please with it. Thinking anything else is fantasy.
Shorter Ice Weasel: Don’t get mad, give up.
March 25, 2009 at 11:10 am
The fucking Upper Crust! Truly, a band for our times. Love those motherfuckers.
March 25, 2009 at 11:25 am
Yeah they’re kinda like Paul Revere and the Raiders meet up with AC/DC over a pitcher of Sam Adams.
March 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm
FANG!
March 25, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I think we’re fucking the wrong people.
This kind of mob mentality is not helping anybody.
Lynch Paulson and the other $100 million + bonus recipients that are now sitting on the sidelines, but leave these poor, hard-working, money-generating millionaires alone.
viz:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/25/opinion/25desantis.html
March 25, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Everyone needs to send half their paychecks and/or their kids college fund to a millionaire, hopefully one that lives in a McMansion, drives a yellow hummer, and doesn’t even know how he stumbled into wealth.
March 26, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Double huzzah for The Crust!