We’re having a All-Real-American tea party, y’all!
Via. If you’re wondering, this is somehow connected to “Go[ing] Galt“, Obama must fail, The Three Percenters, Obama is a Communist, Obama is Hitler, Obama is Satan, the imminent sightings of Now-Even-Blacker Helicopters, and the rich tapestry of impotent teeth-gnashing and hair-rending and shit Youtube videos which makes today’s Wingnuttia the special place it is. If you are wondering more than that, then that’s pretty much you all by yourself there, because nobody gives a fuck what losers think. If you thought that video was hard to watch, imagine having to convince yourself you liked it. Now imagine the sort of person who is now trying to make themself like that video, and how much they deserve to feel like that, and just sort of let God’s Eternal Love wash over your soul and deliver you to the purfumed gardens of Schadenfreudtopia.
There’s no larger point here. I just like watching people I dislike fail miserably so I can feel better about my own shortcomings. It fulfills me spiritually.
April 5, 2009 at 7:56 pm
“What do you think about me, Clyde Frog?”
April 5, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Amen, brother.
April 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm
One lump or two, Polly Prissy Pants?
April 5, 2009 at 8:52 pm
You must be 77 or older to enjoy what could only be described as the overture of Satan’s favorite musical, “Welcome to the Scooter Store.”
April 5, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I ran to lloydmarcus.net to find out how I could immediately get a piece of this funky shit,
“Never engage in negative conversations with those who oppose you. Always keep your message focused on the principles of our republic and freedom of speech and you will attain victory in 100% of your discussions.”
Just like FOX-NEWZ, Rush, and the Right Wing Blogosphere does! Good advice, but I could have just picked that up from example.
I cannot wait to put this into practice at,
“Former Chu Chu Restaurant Parking Lot
Hwy 72, Athens Alabama”
http://www.teapartyrevolution.com/#schedule
Wow, I hope I’m cool enough to get in!
April 6, 2009 at 4:10 am
I think the china setting is exquisite.
Anyway, the world is full of stupid people and some of them aren’t me.
Wolverines!
Start YOUR Furries for Freedom convention today!
April 6, 2009 at 6:55 am
hashish is the darjeeling of Liberal Fascism, AFAIK.
April 6, 2009 at 7:00 am
In other news: (AP)
DETROIT – Police in Detroit … cracked down on an organized pillow fight at a downtown park.
The Detroit News reports that police at Campus Martius Park prevented the feathery fight Saturday by disarming pillow-toting participants. The bout was part of a worldwide event organized on social networking Web sites.
Michael Davis of Hamtramck says police confiscated the 32-year-old man’s pillows but returned their cases. He says he was told that he needed a permit.
…
Detroit police spokesman James Tate says cleanup was the issue.
Well yeah, who’s gonna shovel all those feathers up on an ever so slighly windy day?
April 6, 2009 at 7:10 am
OK, America, ya like black guys, huh? Ya like black guys?
OK, we can do that. We’re gonna get all jazzy-like. And a one, and a two…
April 6, 2009 at 7:19 am
Well yeah, who’s gonna shovel all those feathers up on an ever so slighly windy day?
There was one on Wall Street on Saturday. It looked like someone tossed a few grenades in a chicken coop skyscraper afterwards.
April 6, 2009 at 7:32 am
The first 20 second or so weren’t *that* bad. Not as good as it’s inspiration, School House Rock, but bearable. But then, OMG, my ears.
April 6, 2009 at 8:00 am
Lloyd Marcus is a 110% heterosexual, patriotic American.
April 6, 2009 at 8:02 am
And don’t miss this bonus comment from ComradePatriot!
I hope on April 15th a meteor comes from outer space and hits IRS Headquarters in the middle of the night and leaves a giant crater in the ground and nobody was inside. If that happens then even atheists like Dawkins would start wondering if maybe there is Divine Intervention on Earth at times.
April 6, 2009 at 9:21 am
I am angry. Angry at you.
You missed the version with words to sing along:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1byTDgu7iA&feature=related
Missing ingredient: bouncing ball.
April 6, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Lloyd Marcus is a 110% heterosexual, patriotic American.
Um…thanks I think…
April 6, 2009 at 1:53 pm
He really pulled out all the stops on the video editing. That was one action-packed, non-stop thrill ride.
April 6, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Heh. The little girls in pinafores with their dollies was my first thought when they first came up with their “Tea Party” idea…in fact, I trolled one of their sites and suggested that “Tea Party” was evocative of little girls’ make-believe and they should really call themselves “Tea-baggers for FREEDOM!!!” (which if you saw the signs from the first round of “tea parties”, you know some of them picked up on the idea.)
But I’m thinking it would be a lot of fun to show up at this next round of “protests” decked out in little girlie clothes with a doll and a plastic tea set, and if I can find a few like-minded compatriots in the area, we’ll do it. And yes, we will take pictures for the general amusement of the internets.
April 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Kleber, thanks for the tea party schedule link. I’ll be heading down to my local one in a week just to see what’s shakin’.
April 6, 2009 at 4:53 pm
[...] Posted by The Editors under Uncategorized No Comments Amazing. The man who wrote the Tea Party anthem is also the artist behind this updated Hall&Oates [...]
April 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Ahhh, blogosphere, you are truly the blogosphere.
April 6, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Lloyd Marcus has taken all the fun out of racial tolerance. I mean, if a person can’t call that man a dumb (you know that evil word), what joy is there left in Mudville?
I envision a daisy chain that, in no particular racial order, per se, lays out just how equally dumb jackasses of all colors and creed can be:
chain…
April 6, 2009 at 10:38 pm
of fools
April 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm
http://www.lc.org/images/deltona_censors_funeral.jpg“>needs butt plug
April 6, 2009 at 10:42 pm
(ahem) chain
April 8, 2009 at 6:02 am
Needs more cowbell.