Amazing. The man who wrote the Tea Party anthem is also the artist behind this updated Hall&Oates classic:
There is also the inevitable war porn tribute to 9/11, which is every bit as restrained and tasteful as you could hope (meaning the WTC dead don’t literally return to life to canvas for Republicans), and this brilliant little ditty, which reveals the real estate secret of how illegal Mexican immigrants drive up property values:
I did not know that.
April 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Llllloyd you are so rocking so fucking hard!11!!
I hat tham to.
Lloyd?
April 6, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Hall AND Oates are lurking for yo ass Lloyd.
April 6, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Someone should tell Llyod about how sweet geocities is so he can keep more of that sweet southern s’cream for himself. I just can’t stop contributing funds to all of Lloyds one charity for one person.
April 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm
The next blizzard,
http://www.google.com/search?um=1&ned=us&hl=en&q=punks+murder+hero’s+dog&btnmeta%3Dsearch%3Dsearch=Search+the+Web
April 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm
rather,
http://www.glennbeck.com/content/articles/article/198/23658/
April 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm
If illegal Mexican immigrants drive up property values, we’d better start praying for more before it’s really too late.
April 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
April 6, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Oh, I had thought the Sarah Palin tribute was done as a joke. I didn’t realize he was sincere.
Or maybe his Tea Party song is also a joke? If so, now I know what Andy Kaufman’s soul has been up to.
April 6, 2009 at 6:23 pm
This is inferior to Yacht Rock.
April 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I received this actual e-mail,
jwbbarnett53@gmail.com> wrote:
yeah obama’s own grand mother swears she was there?In “MOMBASSA,KENYA.That’s what we call an “EYE WITTNESS” john McCain showed he was borned to 2 patents who were stationed in Pamama both Parents had lived in the USA for more than 10 years.Obama never spent one year past his 14th brithday there by he didn’t have his citizenship confered on him?people call us names for wanting to insure the existance of the Contitution,I think you all are more afraid than the “Brithers”do you want a half black/half white man to be president so bad you would break the contitution that easy.What is your Obama hiding?If Senator Leahy and others would have done thier job this shouldn’t have happened? Are people so afraid of facing the fact that their Obama Nation”ers will self destruct the United States Of America.I took an Oath a long time ago to die for my country ,Obama won’t ,he’s a sheppard of another’s pasture,your known by the company you keep,and how you treat your familyand how they treat you.Is Obama so afraid to show these papers that he spends 1 million plus dollars to seal his records ?Is he some speical person that he doesn’t have to show his brith records to renew his driver’s license like I’ve Had to do.I think he’s scared to death of the comming of “THE BRITHERS”".WE WILL” find out and when we see he has know this from the start? you can call him by another name?”
Is that fucking awesome or what? I am so blessed.
April 6, 2009 at 7:20 pm
My brain hurts a lot.
April 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm
And the obligatory tribute to Reagan.
April 6, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Sometimes a thread is just so nutty, you want to reach out and hug it.
Shhh, let’s watch.
April 6, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Ooh. Dick Durata is a prancing hippo, at least on the avatar plane. It fits the music and the lyrics. Says Prancing Hippo:
“It makes me wanna shake mah groove thang and see if I can hoop up with some huge manatee.”
But the war porn? Breathless human-wishes-he-were-robot voice intoning Remember 911? Is it some parlor game? You know, where twent people whisper the same message around a circle so that at the end it comes out:
‘In Denver, none are bloggin’.’
From Kleb’s huggable thread:
“Sorry, but Jerry Springer is one of you….a lifelong liberal. It’s your kind that purvey filth on a daily basis. Trash like you aren’t fit to polish Governor Palin’s boots!”
I asked myself: parody or sincere? Then the grammar — “trash like you aren’t” — revealed the sincerity.
Trash like, however, is perfectly up to polishing Palin’s mukluks.
April 6, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Mt favorite part about the thread that needed a hug, is that if you look at all the other posts, they get 10-15 comments, this fucker got 320+ comments.
April 7, 2009 at 1:08 am
Remember that Chole Sevigny movie, “Gummo”?
This all, collectively, the neo-GOP, reminds me of Gummo.
April 7, 2009 at 4:47 am
Oh, when you said “the inevitable war porn tribute to 9/11″, I skipped over the war part. (It was a mistake, I swear! I won’t do it again! I’m still trying to get the images of The Kerik banging his girlfriend in the firefighters apartment, Bush yelling through his megaphone, “I’m coming for you, Saddam!”, etc., etc., etc. If only there were some way to get rid of this disturbing imagery….)
April 7, 2009 at 8:54 am
“he doesn’t have to show his brith records”
Oh, please. I’m sure when Obama had his bris the paperwork was all in order. If you want to see the documentation of when the President had his foreskin cut off, just ASK. It’s called “transparency.”
April 7, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I want Unicorn Chaser by BoingBoing to Sponsor International footie club, Porto.
April 7, 2009 at 5:52 pm
“So let’s go and pull the lever…” – If I hear one more word about how hot she is I’m gonna… oh, he’s talking about voting?
April 7, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Even if I try to imagine a set of songs written up by a committee of pasty old comboverheads in the basement of The Heritage Foundation, I don’t see how they could have come up with worse. Painful.
The Editors will be pleased to note that this post sent me to youtube to find the artists name (guess I could have read the title), and that a simple result from the first page of a
Ask JeevesGoogle search brought me back here. A diabolical feedback loop if ever there was one… well played.I still think L-Dog should use a bit more MIDI piano in his jams, but what do I know, I don’t even work at the Heritage foundation.