As Obama touched down in Iraq yesterday, his top secret arrival (even victorious Iraq is a dangerous place for American leaders to show up announced) was greeted with plumes of smoke from a series of car bombs that left 37 dead. Just today, a bomb hidden in a bag exploded near a Shiite shrine killing another 7.
These public incidents of violence led to the predictable ripple of harumphs and chin strokes from the very serious crowd about whether or not Obama’s planned troop withdrawal is premature, and whether the removal of those troops will permit this type of violence to continue or, even, escalate*. This mulling proceeds as if the decision is entirely up to us, with the sovereign government of Iraq to be informed as needed (that pesky SOFA be damned).
“Maybe Obama should alter his plans. Surely he must in the name of all things that are decent, humanitarian and responsible.” Thus, the compassionate imperialists offer their heart-felt pleas to think about the children.
But here’s the thing, we’ve had roughly 130,000-140,000 US soldiers in Iraq for over six years, and a funny thing happened despite our presence: hundreds of thousands of Iraqis died in political violence. Many millions more have been forced to flee internally and abroad.
While the Serious Set frets about the potential for a full blown civil war to erupt should we leave, few seem to have noticed just how many Iraqis were blown fully apart while we had front row seats.
Even now, after the surge has worked its magic, hundreds of Iraqis are dying a month. Our soldiers haven’t stopped that, nor can they Only Iraqis can decide if and when to cease insurgent and civil war activities (reductions in violence had more to do with Sunnis and Sadrists agreeing to a cease fire than with extra troops to interdict). Iraqis will decide to come to a lasting peace when they’re ready, not when the US decides that it would be convenient or politically expedient. Such is the magnitude, tragedy and resilience of the mess Bush created. He’s a special kind of fuck up is he.
Consider the means employed with the recent spate of attacks and the typical modus operandi of combatants: car bombs, suicide attackers and IEDs planted in populated areas. How, exactly, does our military presence prevent those types of attacks? Are our soldiers supposed to intimidate suicide bombers: You better think twice buddy. If you try to explode yourself with US troops around, they just might kill you.
That oughta work.
The likely rejoinder is that we can keep set piece battles from erupting – or better yet, from continuing since some have already occurred even with us around. To which I’d reply: So we can keep the civil war and insurgent clashes on a medium simmer for a prolonged period of time, rather than face the possibility that either could and would flare up – and flare out – over a shorter span.
All for the low, low cost of many trillions of dollars and thousands of US soldiers’ lives.
Yeah, Obama really should reconsider. If we leave, there’ll be violence.
UPDATE: Obligatory late 80s/early 90s hip hop video:
*edited to make sense
April 8, 2009 at 9:02 am
“his top secret arrival (even victorious Iraq is a dangerous place for American leaders to show up announced) was greeted with plumes of smoke from a series of car bombs that left 37 dead. ”
Now that’s the Theeds I know and love.
April 8, 2009 at 9:10 am
Thecurv even
April 8, 2009 at 10:38 am
Silly curv3ball! Everyone knows suicide bombers are repelled by surges, whereas ponies are attracted to them.
April 8, 2009 at 11:36 am
Nice.
Marmot.
April 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Agreed we need those wall-watchers in Afghanistan because things are so much different there they they’ll actually be able to help!
April 8, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Wait, are you daring to criticize God-Emperor Obama??? HOW DARE YOU! Don’t you want hope for change? Besides, as long as we keep paying those Awakening dudes not to attack us, why, everything will be hunky-dunky-dorey and we can march into the Afghanistan Good War while basking in the glow of God-Emperor Obama’s progressive wonderfulness.
So watch what you say, you, you NADER LOVER!
April 8, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Feh.
Obama is much better than Bush on a number of fronts.
Still, he is extremely limited and worthy of scorn within that context.
Similarly, Gore would have been horrible in some respects but a good deal better than Bush.
Ergo, Nader can come and get deez.
April 8, 2009 at 1:44 pm
“Thecurv even”
dAMN i NEED TO WEAR MY GLASSES AT LEAST OCCASIONALLY. lIKE WHEN READING jOHN gALT Lives!
as my typing attests…
April 8, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“Still, he is extremely limited and worthy of scorn within that context.”
Than heaven for small favors.
April 8, 2009 at 3:37 pm
removal of those troops will permit this type of violence from continuing
permit…to?
prevent…from?
In a way, that’s kind of the point. It’d be good to get the syntax right.
April 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
fixed
April 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Particularly asshatted take on Obama’s visit. The takeaway: when Obama went in unannounced he was “Plagiarizing a Page Right Out of the Bush Playbook.”
Another way that Obama can’t come up with his own ideas? He works in the Oval Office, JUST LIKE BUSH! Can’t that darned Mooslim think of anything himself?
April 8, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Pshaw. There’s not a dime’s worth of difference between deez nuts.
April 8, 2009 at 6:24 pm
But now I’m scared of Pirates! I can’t concentrate! Agghhh! Bluebeard!!!
April 8, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I can’t agree more. In fact we should abandon our nuclear arsenal, I propose that we give that arsenal to Iraq’s good friends and neighbors (I speak of course of Iran.) We should help Iran into the modern age of today. Obama hasn’t gone far enough fast enough, ibn Mi Umble opinion… Yadda, Yadda, blah, blah. Me um stoopid…
April 8, 2009 at 9:24 pm
And another thing,
April 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm
If you support unions this is the week to push the employee free chice act by calling Arlen Spector and Blanch Lincoln. I have a e-mail ready sheet, to help rally union families and their supporters to avoid Spector and Lincoln from killing this bill.
http://thepragmaticprogressive.blogspot.com/2009/04/david-bacon-on-employee-free-choice-act.html
Spector is being pushed conservative by a primary challenge from Pat Toomey. Blanche Lincoln, who is a Blue Dog Democrat, is the Senator from Walmart, (Arkansas being the home of Walmart.) Call them, don’t e-mail, emails get ignored, ringing phones don’t. We have two weeks or this bill is dead for another year. If you haven’t done anything but vote for Obama and a few Democrats, this is the part of Democracy where you need to show up, not just election day.
April 8, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Switchboard: (202) 224-3121
April 9, 2009 at 8:15 am
that’s more mid 90s than early 90s.
April 9, 2009 at 8:35 am
Early 1994 is when it was released. Close enough.