Hey, Nutella, wanna trade? Mine looks like some horrible dinosaur/giant flatworm hybrid with electrical cord appendages. Your avatar looks like the juvenile progeny of Cthulhu and The FSM (well, except for the Martian antennae). Not too bad.
I have watched, and eaten dove breast. I tell you it is delicious. You can live on it if it is native to your state, and you know how to hunt it. The thing is, that infomercial seemed to only come from the coast ‘yo,’ either one…
Well anyway, you have your demographic locked up apparently, would you please tell your demographic to stop moving into my demographic?
Need I spell it out for you? There is no coast here, neither beaches or work-ethic. You destroy us at your own peril.
Live where you want to live, but quit moving into the places we want to live. I know you don’t vote that way, but why did you move to where you vote that way only to move back to the place where we don’t vote that way?
You are the monsters in The Editors dreams. Own it.
I, on the other hand have an avatar that illustrates my soul. High Heels, Pink Button up House Coat, and of course either a 3/4 mini brain or a brain so giant that it must be covered in my Lipstick Colored button up. Of course my hands are out stretched imploring others to care about my lame, incessant, shrill, never ending, library of bullshit, psychopedia. Hell yeah I have Louis XIII? heels, grandma’s trench coat to accent my big ass brain. If I may quote the great American Statesmen Admiral James Stockdale,(ret.) who said, “Who am I? What am I doing here?”
Laming out Admiral,sir.
So don’t blame your avatar, blame your insides, because you’re only mad because you’re eternal, internal, spirit manifestation that when combined with your power animal, you and yours stead for all of the cosmos, forever. I cannot wait to wield Fernando my Space Narwhale. Oh the adventures we will choose our own.
This is just common sense. You are a frivolous, uneducated person who doesn’t know what you don’t know and probably never will. Keep practicing your blow jobs. (This is how I plan on ending every post, letter, and correspondence.)
Former presidential candidate Alan Keyes has given perhaps his most dire warning yet, saying that the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections, which is why they are demonizing their political enemies as criminals and terrorists.
“It’s obvious that they will stop at nothing,” Keyes told attendees of a reception in Fort Wayne, adding, “We may wake up one day and there’s a series of terrorist attacks, the economy is paralysed….martial law will be declared everywhere in the United States and it won’t end until the crisis ends.”
Keyes said that Americans should be thankful if they even see another election in 2012, stating, “If we don’t wake up and work to see that it happens, we will not see another election.”
April 17, 2009 at 9:56 am
anals, heh
April 17, 2009 at 10:05 am
National
Association for
Marriage
Between
Ladies
And men
April 17, 2009 at 11:06 am
Lol cats make the wingnut hurt less. Thanks!
April 17, 2009 at 11:07 am
Motherfuck, I hate my avatar. Make it go away. Every time I come here I think “maybe they’ll give me a different one” and then I’m disappointed.
Make it stop!
April 17, 2009 at 11:31 am
Not that it’s news to anyone here (not talkin’ ’bout any winger trollspawn — shoo! go away!) but goddamn, they fucking lie about fucking EVERYTHING!
And yeah, 4 Men 2 Men is an awesomely (un)fortunate acronym. Also.
April 17, 2009 at 11:39 am
Hey, Nutella, wanna trade? Mine looks like some horrible dinosaur/giant flatworm hybrid with electrical cord appendages. Your avatar looks like the juvenile progeny of Cthulhu and The FSM (well, except for the Martian antennae). Not too bad.
April 17, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I think my avatar is quite fetching, actually. And I wouldn’t touch that FSM skank with a STOLEN dinky.
April 17, 2009 at 1:20 pm
On the very slight chance someone here hasn’t seen it, see it: http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/224789/april-16-2009/the-colbert-coalition-s-anti-gay-marriage-ad
April 17, 2009 at 1:26 pm
“Rainbow coalition coming together in love to protect marriage.”
Words mean nothing.
April 17, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Nutella, I think you’re as cute as kitten whiskers.
April 17, 2009 at 2:04 pm
And there are some who say he’s not the Messiah:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090417/ap_en_mu/the_dead_return
Resurrecting the Dead?
April 17, 2009 at 2:05 pm
If you want to change your avatar to something of your choice, try Gravatar.
April 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Question for y’all. If you oppose gay marriage but support marriage for straight folks, are you a bigot?
April 17, 2009 at 8:51 pm
I am, indeed, indifferent to their suffering.
Yeah, lady, your kid might not grow up to be a dick. Horrors.
April 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Question for y’all. If you oppose gay marriage but support marriage for straight folks, are you a bigot?
April 17, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Gosh, that looks awful, is it Canadian?
I’m scared to press the you-tube play button, so scared I won’t look at it before I post a comment…
More to cum, maybe…
April 17, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Tig, I can’t believe you said that. Kitten whiskers cause caner!
April 17, 2009 at 9:37 pm
I have watched, and eaten dove breast. I tell you it is delicious. You can live on it if it is native to your state, and you know how to hunt it. The thing is, that infomercial seemed to only come from the coast ‘yo,’ either one…
Well anyway, you have your demographic locked up apparently, would you please tell your demographic to stop moving into my demographic?
Need I spell it out for you? There is no coast here, neither beaches or work-ethic. You destroy us at your own peril.
Live where you want to live, but quit moving into the places we want to live. I know you don’t vote that way, but why did you move to where you vote that way only to move back to the place where we don’t vote that way?
Ich nein kanst dast?
Describe?
April 17, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Whay diod u move away fwom me?
April 17, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I will be modewated!
April 19, 2009 at 4:14 am
Great Cthulhu Says:
I think my avatar is quite felching, actually.
What?
April 19, 2009 at 8:23 am
Caner: cancer from treacly things?
April 19, 2009 at 9:13 am
Heh snarkiss
April 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm
…my avatar is quite felching…
Umm, well, it does that too, of course. Them tentacles gets restless, ya know.
April 20, 2009 at 5:53 am
My avatar looks like a pedantic dork.
You don’t see me complaining.
It is in fact a very good likeness.
April 20, 2009 at 4:59 pm
My avatar is important. Like WWII.
April 20, 2009 at 6:59 pm
You are the monsters in The Editors dreams. Own it.
I, on the other hand have an avatar that illustrates my soul. High Heels, Pink Button up House Coat, and of course either a 3/4 mini brain or a brain so giant that it must be covered in my Lipstick Colored button up. Of course my hands are out stretched imploring others to care about my lame, incessant, shrill, never ending, library of bullshit, psychopedia. Hell yeah I have Louis XIII? heels, grandma’s trench coat to accent my big ass brain. If I may quote the great American Statesmen Admiral James Stockdale,(ret.) who said, “Who am I? What am I doing here?”
Laming out Admiral,sir.
So don’t blame your avatar, blame your insides, because you’re only mad because you’re eternal, internal, spirit manifestation that when combined with your power animal, you and yours stead for all of the cosmos, forever. I cannot wait to wield Fernando my Space Narwhale. Oh the adventures we will choose our own.
This is just common sense. You are a frivolous, uneducated person who doesn’t know what you don’t know and probably never will. Keep practicing your blow jobs. (This is how I plan on ending every post, letter, and correspondence.)
April 20, 2009 at 8:16 pm
an frivolous, undeducated?
April 20, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Anyone know where I can get another “He’s not MY President” bumper stickers? My old one is getting faded and hard to read…
April 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm
http://www.anorak.co.uk/politicians/207311.html
April 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Yes, my avatar has a cock-mouth. So what?
April 21, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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April 21, 2009 at 6:19 pm
doofus is just plugging that ‘site because it features him preaching:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/207923.html
Uli Kunkel’s avatar and mine are obviously siblings, or at least similar species.
April 21, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Acronyms rock.
Gathering America’s Young Brave United Terrestrials To Spread Egregious Xenophobia!
April 22, 2009 at 5:38 pm
My avatar is kinda Chia.
Chia later, alligator!
Have a nice trip, chia in the fall!
I chia got a same-sex spouse there, that r00lz.
April 22, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Obama May Stage Terror Attacks and Cancel 2012 Elections.
http://contributors.blogsome.com…2012-elections/
Excerpts:
Former presidential candidate Alan Keyes has given perhaps his most dire warning yet, saying that the Obama administration is preparing to stage terror attacks, declare martial law and cancel the 2012 elections, which is why they are demonizing their political enemies as criminals and terrorists.
“It’s obvious that they will stop at nothing,” Keyes told attendees of a reception in Fort Wayne, adding, “We may wake up one day and there’s a series of terrorist attacks, the economy is paralysed….martial law will be declared everywhere in the United States and it won’t end until the crisis ends.”
Keyes said that Americans should be thankful if they even see another election in 2012, stating, “If we don’t wake up and work to see that it happens, we will not see another election.”
OK?
April 24, 2009 at 10:50 am
Alan Keyes…man, can that guy do stand-up, or what? Comedic genius.
April 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm
I got yer storm right here.
April 25, 2009 at 12:05 am
Check out Clutchy Hopkins. Nice music.
http://clutchyhopkins.blogspot.com/
December 29, 2009 at 4:56 pm
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