So little Wicky Pewwy was going to run away from home because Obama daddy was a poopyhead and was going to extend unemployment benefits made him brush his teeth and clean his room. It seems little Wicky only got as far as the driveway before the big scary world persuaded him to drag his bindle back to the front door with chin to chest:
Gov. Rick Perry has asked for 37,430 courses of anti-viral medicine from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention because of the swine flu outbreak. [...]
“As a precautionary measure, I have requested that medication be on hand in Texas to help curb the spread of swine flu by helping those with both confirmed and suspected cases of this swine flu virus, as well as health care providers who may have come in contact with these patients,” Perry said in a prepared statement.
So much for Governor Galt. But next time, he’s totally gonna run away. For real this time. Don’t push him.
[Bonus driveway themed video of the day:
April 29, 2009 at 11:56 am
Put the Tamiflu on his tab. He can secede as soon as he has paid off all the federal money the wanna-be Republic of Texas has received over the years.
April 29, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Unfortunately, secession would have costs anyway. We’d need extra immigration clerks to process visa applications for Texans wanting to visit the USA, just for starters.
April 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm
It’s all fun and games until someone gets a case of the sniffles.
April 29, 2009 at 6:02 pm
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April 29, 2009 at 6:29 pm
That’s 37,430 doses for White Texans. He’s still a Republican, bitches.
April 29, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Most parents would be genuinely dismayed if their child ran away. A better analogy to the Texas situation would be if Ozzie and Harriet said to Ricky, “Write when you find work, bitch.”
April 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Little Icky’s mom needs to enroll him in one of Obama’s reeducation camps.
May 4, 2009 at 2:46 am
Pfft. All cat, no hattle, as I believe the expression goes.
May 5, 2009 at 2:16 pm
the virus, which has killed an estimated 150 people in Mexico, is showing a sustained ability to pass from human to human. very worrying