The Conservative Soul™
Posted by The Editors under Uncategorized
I’ve got better things to do than troll around the jingosphere trying to dredge up crazy. That said, I was trolling around the jingosphere, and I dredged up some crazy:
Credit were credit is due: Even as the lowlife Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. knifes his constituents in the back, Comrade Obama has been sticking up for his own:
“The Obama administration joined a federal judge Wednesday in urging Congress to end a racial disparity by equalizing prison sentences for dealing and using crack versus powdered cocaine.”Jails are loaded with people who look like me,” U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton, an African-American, told a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing.”Because blacks are more likely to smoke crack, the punishment for this activity will be lessened.
Next our new rulers will lighten sentences for other crimes disproportionately committed by sacred Negroes: rape, armed robbery, et cetera. Theft — aka “spreading the wealth around” — has already been addressed. Thieves are no longer punished even by having to get off the couch, now that the government does the stealing on their behalf.
Republicans must rally around this winning message if they hope to regain the White House in 1962. Jesus wept.
The Republican leadership had a good run of it there, from 1994-2006, a period notable for the invisibility of the “base”. Times were good, so they could hide them; or times were good because they hid them; or times were good because everybody agreed not to look at them? – I don’t know. But now times aren’t so good, and the leadership is in shambles, so out they come, holding mass tea bagging parties in public places, complaininging about minorities getting over on them, telling everyone how many guns they own and how 1000% psyched they are for the imminent apocolypse, and generally letting their freak flags fly. If I were a Republican strategist, suicide would sound like a wise career move.