I’ve got better things to do than troll around the jingosphere trying to dredge up crazy. That said, I was trolling around the jingosphere, and I dredged up some crazy:
Credit were credit is due: Even as the lowlife Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E. knifes his constituents in the back, Comrade Obama has been sticking up for his own:
“The Obama administration joined a federal judge Wednesday in urging Congress to end a racial disparity by equalizing prison sentences for dealing and using crack versus powdered cocaine.”Jails are loaded with people who look like me,” U.S. District Judge Reggie Walton, an African-American, told a Senate Judiciary subcommittee hearing.”Because blacks are more likely to smoke crack, the punishment for this activity will be lessened.
Next our new rulers will lighten sentences for other crimes disproportionately committed by sacred Negroes: rape, armed robbery, et cetera. Theft — aka “spreading the wealth around” — has already been addressed. Thieves are no longer punished even by having to get off the couch, now that the government does the stealing on their behalf.
Celebrating multiculturalism.

April 29, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Times were good, so they could hide them; or times were good because they hid them; or times were good because everybody agreed not to look at them?
Times were good because they hadn’t yet fucked up everything beyond all recognition. When the world isn’t actually coming to an end, the nutty guy on the street corner is amusing.
April 30, 2009 at 3:32 am
This is GREAT news for John McCain!!1!
April 30, 2009 at 7:43 am
One of the saddest outcomes of the Republican era of 1980-2006 is that these belligerent crackpots were encouraged to believe that they were the only true Americans. And now it’s like the whole country has got a bunch of crazy redneck relatives who live in house trailers out by the auto wrecking yard and are always burning their trash.
April 30, 2009 at 7:47 am
Every day, I walk up to my computer, and punch in your address; http://thepoorman.net. When I hit enter, there’s a blank, white page for a while while the address gets resolved and connections get initialized. And every day, I hope to God that you don’t answer, that the page can’t be resolved or that the server is down, because on that day I will know that you’ve moved on to better things in life. You think me or Joey want to spend the rest of our lives trolling the right wing? You think we enjoy this shit? We do this because there’s nothing else for us. But you, you can do anything, and every day that you spend here with us is an insult.
What I’m trying to say is, go outside more often.
April 30, 2009 at 8:52 am
The alternative, these days, is changing a 3-month-old’s shitty diapers. Six of one …
April 30, 2009 at 9:11 am
Do it right or pay later in therapy bills and unpleasant holiday gatherings.
I’m not at all optimistic that the GOP won’t come back just as strong within my lifetime, and I spent 2000-2008 dismissing majority opinion about everything, but I’m really enjoying the number of people leaving the GOP and how the concentrated backwash can’t figure out whether to shit or wind their watches.
April 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
If you smoked more crack it wouldn’t be such an issue.
May 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Dude, I didn’t know. Congratulations.
May 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm
By the way, it starts acting slightly more like a human being about two months from now.
April 30, 2009 at 9:07 am
Arlen S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
Oooh, burn!
And if/when one of the Maine senators gets driven out of the party, she’ll be known as “Ernst Stavro Snowefeld.” Even if it’s Susan Collins.
April 30, 2009 at 9:26 am
Base to your face!
April 30, 2009 at 10:08 am
My theory is that they would have doubled down on the wingnut crazy if it weren’t for the death of the carefully-tailored immigration bill at the hands of sans culottes who went to Dartmouth and haven’t made an honest dollar since.
The people who pay the bills don’t appreciate it when Those People don’t know their place.
So Steve Schmidt and Howie Kurtz and Arlen Specter have turned on them, and the wingnut welfare is drying up, and they’ve finally got the victimization they’ve been blatting about for decades and it sucks, because payback, like bubbles bursting and dealing with consequences and having the Serious People not ignore it when you fuck up, is a bitch, and wasn’t in the deal they signed with striver inevitability.
The best part is watching them desperately try to square history’s most expensive propaganda machine with their cross-eyed conviction that America loves them for their minds.
Of course, that’s just me, and I’m likely going to hell.
April 30, 2009 at 10:28 am
likely?
April 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
Yeah, well. Me and the inevitability were never close.
April 30, 2009 at 10:35 am
…their cross-eyed conviction that America loves them for their minds.
Bwahahaha. QotD right there =)
April 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Black guys do their coke like this [smokes].
White guys do their coke like this [sniffs].
Aren’t blacks shiftless losers?
Of course, when whites rape women, it’s called “The Delta Kegger”, so it’s not even really illegal THAT’S HOW MUCH BETTER WHITE PEOPLE ARE!!111!
April 30, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I share with thee this true and truthy truth:
biggest shooting range/gun shop in Spokane had a sign last fall (as the Magic negro prepared to take over global domination from Dr. Doom who is getting rather long in the lockjaw), and this sign, it said:
ARMAGEDDON IS COMING!
STOCK UP ON AMMO NOW!
It did.
The crazeese, you see, are doing their bit to stimulate the economy. In a bear economy, one needs lots of bullets for to shoot zee bear.
I just know there’s an event horizon around here with someone’s head stuck up a black hole of painful political reality.
My fellow Galts:
BAGGERINES!
April 30, 2009 at 4:35 pm
“I’m not at all optimistic that the GOP won’t come back just as strong within my lifetime, and I spent 2000-2008 dismissing majority opinion about everything, but I’m really enjoying the number of people leaving the GOP and how the concentrated backwash can’t figure out whether to shit or wind their watches.”
The GOP may well return, once the Dems return to their pre-FDR-ian stance and Bitch McConnell’s grandson is VP nom for the Dems in 2048 with Britney Palin’s third illegit daughter as the prez candidate.
April 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I haven’t had a cigarette in 12 days and right now I wouldn’t mind smoking crack out of George Bush’s butt.
April 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm
(Homer S. voice): Heh. Butt-crack.
April 30, 2009 at 6:42 pm
the government does the stealing on their behalf.
Can I get me some of that?
April 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Breaking! CONGRATS!! OMG! Holy CRAPS!! The Editors have offspring!!!!
April 30, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I think we should encourage them to party like it’s 1959.
April 30, 2009 at 7:29 pm
It’s just a numbers game.
http://pewresearch.org/pubs/1209/racial-ethnic-voters-presidential-election
May 5, 2009 at 12:49 am
Hahahaha, ho ho ho ho ho hah, yeah sure, “The Conservative SOUL” … oh my – I mean, I love a good oxymoron as much as the next guy, but come on now … heeheeheeheeheehee, no, please, you’re killin’ me here!
What’s next? Military Intelligence?
Heh.