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By: Nobody Ever Went Broke Underestimating the Stupidity of the American People Congress « The Poor Man Institute

Fri, 22 May 2009 17:31:48 +0000

[...] May 22, 2009 Nobody Ever Went Broke Underestimating the Stupidity of the American People Congress Posted by The Editors under Uncategorized No Comments 90-6. Ugh. Michael Steele is retarded, all right - retarded like a fox. [...]

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:59:33 +0000

“ululate Koranic verses”

I love this phrase.

It’s way better than “rap Buddhist mantras” or “mumble anti-Americanisms”.

By: kenmeer livermaile

kenmeer livermaile — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:56:35 +0000

What does a guy google do find all this stupid shit?

By: Nell

Nell — Mon, 18 May 2009 01:16:20 +0000

Maybe next time the Democrats will be grafting al Qaeda heads onto spider bodies and putting them in your baby’s crib. A winning message for 2012. Much-needed laughter to the point of tears, to keep from real tears at the idiocy of manly man Jim Webb pre-emptively cringing at this shit:

ON RELEASING NON-DANGEROUS UIGHURS STEPHANOPOULOS: I know there are about 17, I believe, Chinese Uighurs, they are called, who have been ordered released by a federal court, they’ve determined not to be a threat to the United States. And the administration has been working on plans to bring them to Virginia. Can you accept them in your state? WEBB: Well, let me back up for a minute. The answer is no. No. ON CLOSING GUANTANAMO WEBB: We spend hundreds of millions of dollars building an appropriate facility with all security precautions in Guantanamo to try these cases. … I do not believe they should be tried in the United States. … We should, at the right time, close Guantanamo. But I don’t think that it should be closed, and in terms of transferring people here.

By: Hani

Hani — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:28:39 +0000

Hello. May your throat spew viscous sticky life as it gapes beneath my flashing blade. As Executive Satrap of your homeowner’s association, I am obliged to remind you, in accordance with new rules enacted May 2, 2009 at a special HOA session, that we are assessing each homeowner a one-time fee of $3,714.80 to defray certain deferred maintenance costs requiring nitrogen fertilizer, fuel oil and hex bolts. We are also constituting a number of volunteer community-improvement committees: perhaps some of you soccer moms could lend us a hand with your capacious mini-vans! (Please note: to maintain our property values, HOA rules require that women be veiled.)

By: mcmc

mcmc — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:27:13 +0000

“Maybe next time the Democrats will be grafting al Qaeda heads onto spider bodies and putting them in your baby’s crib. A winning message for 2012.”

The only way this sentence could be better is if it were spoken by a shark. Did you break your camera or what?

By: Realist

Realist — Sun, 17 May 2009 19:08:50 +0000

they are considering bringing terrorists like 9-11 mastermind Khalid Sheik Mohammed and other Al Qaeda detainees to our communities

Poor Michael Steele. He’s internalized his party’s claim (that more black people are in prison because they’re inherently more criminal in nature than white folks) to the point where he actually mistakes prisons for “communities.”

By: Grace Nearing

Grace Nearing — Sun, 17 May 2009 15:20:52 +0000

Kleber: We can only hope that the show has the wonderful production values of a typical Sid and Marty Krofft Saturday morning videoganza.

By: Kléber Raposadinho

Kléber Raposadinho — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:28:01 +0000

Michael Steele = Bizarro Obama.

By: Mrs Tilton

Mrs Tilton — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:03:16 +0000

Steele: It's kind a freak show thing. It's got the body of a spider but it's actually Osama bin Laden. America: How is it Osama bin Laden, does it have a turban on it or something? Steele: No. America: Does it have the head of Osama bin Laden? Steele: No. America: Well, if it looks like a spider, and it doesn't ululate Koranic verses or anything, how do you know it's actually Osama bin Laden? Steele: They keep it in THE HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS AND THEY'VE TAKEN YOUR GUNS AWAY!!! ZOMFG!!!!!1!111 AIYEE!!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!11!!!