According to Ralph Peters, the Iranian regime decided to rig the election not out of domestic Iranian concerns, not because of internal power struggles, not because of fear of a ref0rm-minded and mobilized voting population but because…Obama gave a speech that was too conciliatory. Seriously.
Our president’s public flagellation of America only emboldened the junta in Tehran — leaving Iran’s power brokers more defiant, determined and dismissive than they’ve been in years. [...]
Our president’s speechwriters made the same mistake no end of diplomats and pundits made before them: They didn’t pause to consider the enemy’s viewpoint. Like Obama himself, they didn’t bother trying to understand the mullahs’ logic for acting as they do.
But Peters understands their logic perfectly: everything they do is a reaction to the words of US politicians and diplomats, not to mention liberals – or conservatives if God has graced us with their presence in positions of power. It’s all about us. Every time.
But the point really isn’t whom the voters chose. It’s that Iran’s entrenched interests read Obama’s meant-to-be-conciliatory remarks as a confession of weakness, a signal that the United States is at the end of its strategic rope.
The result was that the mullahs and state corporatists no longer saw a need to play pretend. Bush worried them. Obama doesn’t. They judged, correctly, that Washington wouldn’t so much as issue a tough-minded statement in response to this mockery of an election. And they were right.
Ah, yes, they feared the Bush administration’s penchant for “tough-minded statements” – the Piranha Brothers of demarche if you will – but now they are free to go about their business, safe in the knowledge that the President of the United States won’t say mean things about them.
Oddly enough (or not given it’s a Ralph Peters column) the next passage seems to contradict the previous:
Well, consider the view from Tehran (or from Qom, Iran’s religious capital): Improved relations with the United States would rob the religious junta of the justification for much of what it does, from looting the country in the name of righteousness to pursuing nuclear weapons.
The rulers in Tehran need us as an enemy (along with Israel). A demonized foe is essential to their grip on power.
So it’s preferable to act confrontational with a regime that needs you to act confrontational for domestic reasons, but if you don’t come out all guns-and-bluster you’re a chump playing right into their hands?
Palin/Peters 2012.
And because no Ralph Peters piece would be complete without a dash of colonial condescension tossed in the direction of the benighted wogs:
Mousavi mayhave won the most votes: Incumbent President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad probably didn’t receive the landslide majority announced two hours after the polls closed — in a country that’s barely progressed beyond the abacus. We’ll never know the real tally of ballots. [emphasis added]
So the country that’s got the neocons in such a tizzy because it is supposedly on the verge of devel0ping a massive arsenal of nuclear weapons, and the missile technology that can deliver them far and wide, is, in truth, incapable of technological advancement much past the abacus?
Kind of reminds me of the certainty on the part of many of the pro-war set that the slightly more advanced IEDs in Iraq were imports because Iraq – with all its engineers and scientists (whose WMD prowess we were told to fear) - couldn’t build those complex machines on their own. Of course, in that case, the technological powerhouse that Iraq needed for IED production was Iran. It all makes perfect sense.
June 17, 2009 at 11:20 am
another piece of performance art from another one of these situationalists on the right. right?
June 17, 2009 at 11:24 am
as a for instance, in re performers performing:
http://bit.ly/bbXLk
i mean, glenn beck is in it for the money. ralph peters is in it for the money. sean hannity is in it for the money. o’reilly is in it for the money. and the sex.
June 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm
dinsdale!
June 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I wonder if he knows you can’t add with an abacus.
June 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Not that it really matters in this election.
June 17, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Actually the Ayatollah’s think it IS all about us, every time. Decry US ‘intolerable intervention’ in their politics or sumpin.
Kinda like when maryjane was a wicked communist plot in the late fifties.
June 17, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Well, they’ll use us as a useful political expedient for domestic consumption, but this election and its manipulation had almost nothing to do with us, and everything to do with internal Iranian matters.
Sure wasn’t predicated on an Obama speech.
June 18, 2009 at 6:27 am
True enough. Just sayin’. They always predicate everything on them wicked evil Kaffir Americans.
Actually, I blame the DFH librul bloggers.
June 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Wut? I wore green today. All day. I thought we won?!
I already had my new resume printed up, with “Overthrew Iranian tyranny” as my latest accomplishment.
June 17, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Most of what I know about wingnut journalism and blogging I learned from the toot. For me the best part is reading about someone like this Peters guy and then clicking the link to see the mugshot.
Mr. Peters is… precious. So are his words:
“hen administration spokespersons panted to take credit for the “inevitable” election of Mir Hossein Mousavi in Iran. But the men who run Iran didn’t play along: Every Basij (regime-thug) baton cracking a demonstrator’s skull in Tehran is a — distinctly clenched — fist shoved in Obama’s face.”
Look mom! My baton is a distinctly clenched fist! Well, anyway, I’m distinctly clenching my baton in my fist!
This guy makes Jonah appear semilucid.
June 18, 2009 at 6:49 am
Look mom! My baton is a distinctly clenched fist!
I believe that’s called “The Penetrator” and can be purchased at your local adult shop.
June 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I suspect that you are thinking of “The Great Truncheon”.
June 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Now THAT’S what I call pulp friction.
June 17, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Our president’s speechwriters made the same mistake no end of diplomats and pundits made before them: They didn’t pause to consider the enemy’s viewpoint.
Whoa, now we’re supposed to consider the enemy’s viewpoint? Sounds like treason to me.
June 18, 2009 at 12:23 am
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June 18, 2009 at 5:34 am
What’s a “nypost” and why am I supposed to care?
June 18, 2009 at 6:29 am
“Nypost” is Danish for “new mail”.
June 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
re: Piranhas – Life imitates Python again.
I’d like to levy a sin tax on pundits who use the word “embolden”.
June 18, 2009 at 2:18 pm
I don’t know who Ralph Peters is, but I think Norm MacDonald wants his face back…
I find op-ed pages to be quite silly and not worth my time. Excepting of course this one?
June 18, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Wait. Is Ralph Peters that guy in NCIS?
June 19, 2009 at 1:12 am
Are you talking about the red-headed step child in Miami? His peter made me ralph…
Oh, snap! You meant CSI… or did I?
June 19, 2009 at 12:58 am
June 19, 2009 at 1:27 am
Now that’s political courage in the world of jam banditry…
June 19, 2009 at 1:36 am
Oh wait! Curvy, I am so sorry, I just watched your viddy that sort of left-handedly makes fun of the IRA. Heh, yeah, those folks that thought they could take the ‘Great’ out of Briton… anyhow, I meant no offence man, I know you live in the Isles and that sort of thing went out with the Tasmanian Tiger after you put a one full pound bounty on the pelt,,, but really. Could you. Be a bit. More relevant?
June 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm
the United States is at the end of its strategic rope.
You can reconstruct Peters’ process of writing. He’s vaguely aware that there’s one familiar phrase about “giving X enough rope”, and a second about being “at the end of one’s tether”. So he reaches into his mind for one or other image, like Plato reaching into his birdcage, but manages to grab both at once and munge them into a single expression that has the form of a simile without actually meaning anything.
June 19, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Give a Peters an inch and he’ll walk a mile for a Camel.
I propose a contest to walk the plank to the end of one’s rope and hang ‘em high between the devil and the deep blue sea…
Blue sea! I’m Ho-o-me!
June 19, 2009 at 4:51 pm
i miss teh good ol’ days when all obama was was purty words that meant nothing.
June 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Change, bitches!
Wherein “change” is a noun, not a verb.
June 19, 2009 at 6:19 pm
And this great man should have public health insurance:
June 19, 2009 at 8:00 pm
“..and here’s for champagne to all my real friends and sham pain to all my false friends…”
Or something like that>
Damn frontal o’bottomee…
June 20, 2009 at 10:19 am
Meanwhile, back in Grownup World:
“Asked whether he had a message to the demonstrators, who had planned to hold a new rally Saturday, Obama replied, “I absolutely do.
“We stand behind those who are seeking justice in a peaceful way.
“We stand with those who would look to peaceful resolution of conflict and we believe that the voices of people have to be heard, that’s a universal value that the American people stand for and this administration stands for.”
The president also attempted to debunk claims by some in the Iranian leadership that the opposition demonstrators were acting at the behest of the United States, which has had a long history of antagonism with Iran.
“Let’s understand that this notion that somehow these hundreds of thousands of people who are pouring into the streets in Iran are somehow responding to the West or the United States.
“That’s an old distraction that I think has been trotted out periodically. And that’s just not going to fly.”
Obama emphasized: “This is not an issue of the United States or the West versus Iran; this is an issue of the Iranian people.”
June 22, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Sure sounds like appeasement to me!
June 23, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Appeasement is “the policy of settling international quarrels by admitting and satisfying grievances through rational negotiation and compromise, thereby avoiding the resort to an armed conflict which would be expensive, bloody, and possibly dangerous.”[1] The term is most often applied to the foreign policy of British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain towards Nazi Germany between 1937 and 1939.
God wins!
June 21, 2009 at 7:46 am
Lt. Col. Ralph Peters (ret.) spent ten years in Military Intelligence and believes Iran has barely risen above the abbacus, or that they are on the verge of having nuclear weapons – one or the other.
Nice to know the security of the nation was once in the hands of people with that kind brain.
June 21, 2009 at 5:31 pm
What the hell was wrong w/ the abacus anyway?
Stupid Euros were still stringing knots on beads & hitting each other over the head w/ ‘em while abaci users ruled the civilized world.
June 22, 2009 at 4:57 pm
You got something against conkers?
Conkering kings their titles take, from the lands they captive make…
June 22, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I think conkers are phony. Nappy headed folks should wear their ‘fros w/pride, I tellz ye. Pride!
(Except Michelle Obama. She looks good in straightened hair. But she’d look good good if she was bald with pink antennae.)
June 22, 2009 at 10:19 am
Ahem: curv3ball and The Editors, where the f*** are you? At this time of crisis, with so-called “centrist” democrats attempting to torpedo the public option on health care, the country cries out for a voice willing to call them punk-ass muthaf*888***&&kas in a series of tastelessly brilliant internet graphic novellas. Most of us lack the cojones, and have had the poor judgment to identify ourselves by name online. Get back here and start living up to your damn responsibilities.
June 24, 2009 at 6:17 am
Your wish is their command evidently.
What, are you their boss or something?
The only thing missing is the online graphic novella content.
June 26, 2009 at 4:46 am
ooops I incorrectly posted this in the thread below. Sorry.
Wait that youtube clip stops just before it gets the the relevant point about sarcasm.
I actually never saw the first part of the skit which is, of course, wonderful, but to fit the post you really need to get a different youtube video such as p Brothers part II