Damn.
Talk about retiring at the top of your game. Who is even in her league?
Someone think of something, fast. Come on. What do you think I pay you people for?
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July 14, 2009
July 14, 2009
Damn.
Talk about retiring at the top of your game. Who is even in her league?
Someone think of something, fast. Come on. What do you think I pay you people for?
THE EDITORS ADDS: I feel like this -
July 14, 2009 at 7:49 am
Get her a laptop with a wireless card!!!
July 14, 2009 at 7:50 am
[...] Update: I’m not going to be alone. [...]
July 14, 2009 at 7:56 am
The world is just as fucked up as it’s always been, just in different ways. Real small “d” democrats don’t take off.
A democracy will only work with as much full participation as possible by educated citizens. In other words, everyone in American has at least two jobs, (or one that you get paid in consent to be ruled.) So, Hillzoy I suggest you get one of those indestructible plastic notebooks with the pull string and the satt modem, (as seen on 60 minutes), and stop being a fascist dictator nazi asshole. If you have the capacity to help benefit the Republic and you don’t, then democracy can’t work, is flawed, and this is why our democratic republic has been replaced by a plutocratic oligarchy. You can help Africa and keep your job by virtue of birth.
http://chris.pirillo.com/one-laptop-per-child-vs-asus-eee-notebook-pc/
kidding.
not really.
at least I didn’t just tell you what you wanted to hear.
July 14, 2009 at 7:57 am
Interesting tack Kleber. Will bring it up in committee.
July 14, 2009 at 7:59 am
Democracy is for closers only.
July 14, 2009 at 8:44 am
I’ve actually handled one of the XO laptops, via friend from Uruguay who is working as a developer.
I was impressed, though it’s tough to get started for an adult(first, you have to open it).
And the “desktop” isn’t – that is, rather than being focused on the needs of business, it’s geared toward learning and collaboration. It’s raising a generation without Windows.
The wireless interconnectivity is good, but the concept behind it is stunning. Basically, get a couple thousand kids scattered in remote villages in the Andes, and among them they can store and share the Library of Congress.
Pretty cool, and worth supporting.
July 14, 2009 at 7:58 am
Everyone in American has a real well edzukation. Jus Lik Me. Hillzoy, Pleaz keep hlp uz we giv u turkee.
July 14, 2009 at 8:03 am
Fuck that shit cause I ain’t the one killing muthafuckas with a badge and a gun. But on the other hand without a gun they can’t get none, and don’t let it be a black and a white one, they’ll throw your ass down to the street top, black police showing off for the white cop.
July 14, 2009 at 8:03 am
Kleber has the right track, but we may not even have to do anything.
Remember, she’s going away for a while, sans Internet, sans American television.
When she comes back, she’ll realise it’s far worse now than it was in 2002. (In 2002, the sane people couldn’t get attention and the crazy people were in power. In 2009, the crazy people get all the attention, and the people in power are still ignoring the sane ones.)
July 14, 2009 at 8:46 am
This is a gang and you’re in it.
July 14, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I can’t write anything. I’m too depressed…
Can’t we blackmail her, or something? Anyone know any dirt?
July 14, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I saw a movie about people vacationing in Rwanda, at a real nice hotel. It didn’t work out very well.
July 14, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Hillzoy, can we come with you? We internet chatter-birds want a real life too!
Now you can polish your 3-D chess game for reals…
July 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I need some Keyboard Kommandos. If anyone here has any influence with those guys, could you see if you can shake anything loose?
It’s been too long. Too long.
July 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Blasted creeping dangstompin mudness! If the plug gets pulled the dam between the two halves will collapse resulting in mudness.
Uh, he’s a she?
July 15, 2009 at 6:53 am
If that asshole with the cropped hair hadn’t start yelling in the dude’s ear, the Giants/we were the greatest dude had a chance to get sympathy-laid.
Stupid parlor psychiatrists.
July 15, 2009 at 11:57 am
“If the plug gets pulled the dam”
He. u spild plag wreng. dum tee.
July 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm
That video is the shit.
July 15, 2009 at 5:14 pm
First, Michael Jackson, Sarah Palin and now this.
How much more bad news can I take? I hope you’re happy, ms “obsidian wings” if that is your real name.
I’m deleting you from my Favorites and your name shall never again pass my sober lips, although when drunk I’ll cry out to you like Stanley Kowalski in Streetcar.
July 15, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I know America has an obesity problem when a reasonably attractive woman would indulge any “man” in such a display. I blame “KIng of Queens”.
The dude at the end wins the Webbie.
July 15, 2009 at 5:17 pm
July 16, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Winner,
July 17, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Goddamn. Whether that’s for real or not, I’m glad I don’t have kids.
July 17, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I thought I was peering through a time portal into teh editors dystopian future.
July 18, 2009 at 8:53 am
Forgive me:
The video you’ve just seen is real.
The games have been changed to protect your innocence.
July 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Well played. It’s a tremendous loss that Hilzoy’s leaving, but the video made me laugh.
July 18, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I wonder if that Giants fan was just as big of a cock when they won the Super Bowl, only in a completely different way? Like, you still wanted to slap him and scream “It’s just a fucking game!” in his face, but for very different reasons.
July 19, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Oh dear sweet jeebus, post something, anything. Kittens would nice.
July 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Would video games improve my brain-finger coordination?
July 20, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Just as digby is the Lucianne of liberal fascism, hilzoy is the….hilzoy is the….
she’s the … Pam Atlas (aka Atlas Juggs) of L.F. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
July 20, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Or maybe that’s Jane Hamsher.
OK OK, she’s the Ann Althouse of liberal fascism.
July 20, 2009 at 4:13 pm
There are some things we’re better off not knowing.
July 20, 2009 at 9:02 pm
It’s simple. Hilzoy will not be able to resist the Halford ’stache. Oh, she’ll be back.
July 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I see your Rob Halford, and I raise you a Big Joe Williams.
July 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm
… not to be confused with regular-size Joe Williams.
July 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm
And damn, my life story is on YouTV. I did not know that.
July 24, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Well you ARE a spy and a girl delighter.
July 22, 2009 at 1:09 am
1. I think” Aliens in the Attic” might be a rip-off of “Mac and Me”. I’m just saying.
2. FaceBook stop using my emotions against me, making me think Mafia Wars is fun instead of the lab chimp simulator that it is. All these people I never thought I had to see again, they’re back.
3. Get back to work on this fucking blog of yours. I’m serious. I’ll pretend fire you from your pretend job making me laugh my ass off. Seriously, all the other blogs suck ass.