I hereby nominate George W. Bush as this man’s successor:
If you think you face an uphill challenge at work today, spare a thought for Farah Ahmed Omar, the man in charge of Somalia’s navy.
He has neither boats nor equipment and admits he has not been to sea for 23 years.
Not even Bush could screw that job up. That is, unless and until they get an actual budget and some actual sea-faring vessels. At that point just tell Georgie he can go back home and clear some brush.
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August 10, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Being virtually government-free, I assume Somalia is a shining example of a libertarian Randian paradise. How’s that going?
August 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Fuck Junior. I want that job.
August 10, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Isn’t world better off with W as he is now– unemployed?
Also, isn’t W-bashing, like, sooo 2007?
August 10, 2009 at 6:23 pm
u misunderestimate him. LOL
August 11, 2009 at 9:04 am
But George will go to sea, won’t he, precious? Oh yes, he will. The Somali Navy: you’re either in it or agin it.
August 11, 2009 at 9:44 am
Stick close to your desks
And never go to sea
And you all may be rulers of Somalia’s na-vy.
August 11, 2009 at 9:47 am
Given his past job experience as Texas governor and Coomander in Chief of the Armed Services, W’s best qualified to chair Obama’s Death Panels of Death by Government.
August 11, 2009 at 12:47 pm
If it comes with a snappy admiral’s uniform and hat, Bush is there.
August 11, 2009 at 7:11 pm
And a codpiece!
August 13, 2009 at 10:06 am
I’m confused, because of Bush’s misrule over Somalia it now has no navy?
I wondered what he was doing on all those vacations. moonlighting as a third world dictator…. obvious jokes can be built from this premise.