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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Is It All Bogus? [Jonah Goldberg]
Interesting post about the black guy and the Obama-Hitler-mustache poster.
(Yes, it’s going to be one of those posts.) A couple of thoughts before we go any further down this particular primrose path:
1. Nothing that follows is remotely interesting, unless “interesting” is just a really bad spelling of “goofy-ass wingnut internet gibberish”. You probably suspected as much, but now you have been officially notified, so I’ll have no whining out of you. Moving on.
2. Presumably there were multiple guys holding Obama-Hitler-mustache posters, but Jonah’s not talking about those guys here. He’s only talking about the black guy. An important clarification.
3. The “interesting post” highlights the fact that … well, I’ll just quote it for you:
Here’s the thing, though - that black man is a Dingell supporter!
Again, if you were wondering “which black man was holding the Obama-Hitler-mustache poster?” the answer is clearly “that black man“, the John Dingell-supporting one in italics and boldface and the puckish lavander type. You see now how all the seemingly-unrelated details of this story are beginning to coalesce into a coherent narrative. The damning evidence comes, of course, from that most reliable of sources – something some illiterate on the internet heard from someone calling into FOX NEWS!
A couple that were at Dingals TH meeting said there was a black man outside with a sign comparing Obama the Adolf Hitler. After the meeting ended and when everyone was leaving this same man was handing out Dingal campaign flyers.
Sorry no link, I’m on my Palm but maybe someone can download it from Fox and post the link.
It’s the one with the black guy who just discovered the <font> tag.
4. Funny story:
Update: Apparenly the guy‘s a LaRouchie, so of course the MSM says he’s a mainstream Republican!
Which is so much crazier than saying he’s a mainstream Democrat. Which is what you just did. Like, a carriage return ago. But why am I bringing up ancient history? After all, Lyndon LaRouche is a Democrat and John Hinkley, Jr. is entering a third decade of wedded bliss with Jodie Foster. We should just be happy for them. To be fair, though, the hated EmEssEm might have confused the guy with a mainstream Republican because all the mainstream Republicans in attendance confused him with a mainstream Republican, and because you are, all of you, indistinguishably bazoo.
5. Jonah, I don’t know how to break it to you, but perhaps you may remember a prominent conservative recently wrote a book called “Liberal Fascism“, a book which equated everybody to the left of Adolph Hitler with Adolph Hitler. You may remember this book because – in an eminently fair and gracious and typically thoughtful review -you praised it as “groundbreaking”, opining that it presented an argument that had “never been made in such detail [or] with such care.” You may also recall this book because you wrote it. So, when you start to concoct grand conspiracies of people trying to frame blameless conservatives as being the sort of people to go around comparing liberals with fascists, some might question your credibility here. Not me, obviously, but some. I look forward to your next book about how the Queen of England secretly paid the MSM to start this scurrilous smear campaign with her drug profits. Let’s close this circle.
6. I say we scrap health care reform and all the rest of that junk and just start up the death panels.

August 14, 2009 at 5:21 am
Shorter Pantload:
I told everyone that Democrats are Nazis, but only Democrats would dare to call Obama a Nazi, thus proving my point that Democrats are the real Nazis!
August 14, 2009 at 5:56 am
Well, it’s nice to see you’ve aired out the place and re-opened for business.
Now, if we could just have some goddamn kittens.
August 14, 2009 at 6:11 am
segue to Hitler dairy council TV promo:
Goht milk?
August 14, 2009 at 7:59 am
“It’s central to my point. Or something. Whatever. Where’s the remote?”
August 14, 2009 at 9:01 am
Jonah, I don’t know how to break it to you, but perhaps you may remember a prominent conservative recently wrote a book called “Liberal Fascism“, .. which equated everybody to the left of Adolph Hitler with Adolph Hitler
ROFL
Classic! You should frame this post.
August 14, 2009 at 9:19 am
Now that the loonies have whipped themselves up into a frenzy from which they will find difficulty backing down, it seems to me that any ratfucking activities that any of us should choose to engage in will reap maximum benefit.
I’m just sayin.’
August 14, 2009 at 10:01 am
Humor me for a second. If That Black Man! is a Democrat, then why is he showing a poster calling Obama a Nazi? It can only be for one of two reasons:
1. He thinks Obama is a Nazi.
2. He really doesn’t think Obama is a Nazi, but he hopes (somehow) that non-Democrats will be blamed for “someone calling Obama a Nazi.” He’s a agent provocateur.
If (1) is correct, what does it mean? Nothing. It doesn’t mean “Democrats now think Obama is a Nazi.” It means one idiot “Democrat” thinks so.
If (2) is correct, WHY WOULD HE RISK RUINING HIS CLEVER PLOY BY HANDING OUT PRO-DINGEL (ie, Democrat) LEAFLETS AFTERWARDS?
The conclusion is either a) a single disaffected Democrat has displayed a stupid sign, or b) he’s not a Democrat.
Well done, Jonah. You’re the Inspector Clouseau of wingnut pundits.
August 14, 2009 at 10:24 am
He could also be just showing the sign (made by someone else) to the person with the camera.
August 14, 2009 at 11:16 am
I thought facists were right-leaning. Liberal ideologies more closely align with socialism/communism. If anything, the right supporting the capitalist society and ideology would more closely align with fascism.
August 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Let me be the first to welcome you to the Internet.
August 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Welcome Earthling.
August 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
You are a precious angel! We wuv yooo!
August 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
You are from a remote part of Canada, no?
August 14, 2009 at 2:24 pm
do you think the problem could be that Jonah can’t tell one black man from another?
August 14, 2009 at 3:33 pm
1. Death Panel is the name of my blast beat nuclear jazz trio.
2. Everyone knows that Kissinger and The Queen run an international cocaine syndicate.
Dur!!1! I’m here with Governor LaRouche on Mars and we think the MSM is kookoo.
August 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Larouche is getting on in years. Thank goodness we have the Paultards to carry the flame. With an added dash of, ohhh, how do you say in America…skin head racism?
August 14, 2009 at 4:26 pm
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Ochocinco.
I like Lawrence O’Donnell.
August 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Er uh, nothing to see here.
August 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Sweet. Not perfect, but it’ll do.
August 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I thought this one was better.
August 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
That’s the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
August 15, 2009 at 8:32 am
You pay 5 thousand a year out of pocket, and you don’t want a single payer system?!
August 15, 2009 at 9:24 am
I liked the part where she’s explaining why the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan didn’t mark the moment of awakening. To paraphrase:
Its seems like we’re always at war such that it’s commonplace and entirely unremarkable.
That is actually quite insightful if somewhat unintentionally so.
August 15, 2009 at 7:42 pm
too bad shes already married, she and joe the plumber could make make the opposite of a super race of humans.
August 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm
I’ve decided to continue posting this until we succeed in our quest to put the Post Office in charge of all non-elective surgery.
August 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Obama replaced the Marine Band?! Sweet!!
August 14, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Come to think of it, that’s exactly what every hospital in America will look like under OBAMACARE!!!!
Wake up people!!!
August 14, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Spacemen! Spacewomen! Space furries everywhere, unite tonight!
And we’ll all have us a real good time…
August 14, 2009 at 4:57 pm
if u don’t like the writer and u think he never makes any sense then why do u read him. u want to act like ur a grown up but all u do is to make fun of him.
i don’t agree with him and i don’t understand this anyway, but i don’t read his articles. u would be better off to not read him anymore and write ur own opinions that make better sense.
August 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I love you Harris.
August 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Harris, nothing compares 2 u.
August 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Sheila E., Wendy and Lisa will be right over to form your back-up band.
August 14, 2009 at 8:45 pm
You must have brought S.M.
August 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
God Dammit, Neil Peart, go practice your drums, because you can barely keep a beat. Maybe later, if I have time I can teach you how to play more good lik mi!!!!!
August 14, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Just when you think everything is careening irretrievably toward giant steaming pile of shit, pit vipers, and Jonah Goldberg paragraphs, something comes along to make you take back every nasty word you ever said.
August 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm
another teh awesome
August 15, 2009 at 9:31 am
Wait–his hospital has a C.E.O. and it’s an example of how “the government” runs health care?
When was this made?
August 15, 2009 at 10:34 am
I think it’s unfortunate that you are trying to smear a true patriot like Jonah Goldberg. Like many other real Americans, Jonah wants to get the government out of the health care business. Our grandfathers and grandmothers deserve the same free market options that the rest of us have. Stop Medicare!
August 15, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Brilliant site. Sir or Madam, we who are about to die salute you.
True Facts About Medicare [!!!]
Anyone that has ever used Medicare has died or will die.
August 15, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Maybe we should have an election and either elect leaders who want to privatize medicare, or not. Oh, wait we already did that.