Paul Krugman is making sense:
President Obama is now facing the same kind of opposition that President Bill Clinton had to deal with: an enraged right that denies the legitimacy of his presidency, that eagerly seizes on every wild rumor manufactured by the right-wing media complex.
This opposition cannot be appeased. Some pundits claim that Mr. Obama has polarized the country by following too liberal an agenda. But the truth is that the attacks on the president have no relationship to anything he is actually doing or proposing. [...]
Senator Chuck Grassley, Republican of Iowa, is one of these supposed moderates. I’m not sure where his centrist reputation comes from — he did, after all, compare critics of the Bush tax cuts to Hitler. But in any case, his role in the health care debate has been flat-out despicable.
Last week, Mr. Grassley claimed that his colleague Ted Kennedy’s brain tumor wouldn’t have been treated properly in other countries because they prefer to “spend money on people who can contribute more to the economy.” This week, he told an audience that “you have every right to fear,” that we “should not have a government-run plan to decide when to pull the plug on grandma.”
Again, that’s what a supposedly centrist Republican, a member of the Gang of Six trying to devise a bipartisan health plan, sounds like.
And this is who they are speaking for. The sad fact of American politics is that at least 35-40% of the electorate belongs in a mental institution, and there’s probably another 10-20% who are high-functioning retards. The Congressional numbers are no better. There’s no point in trying to make a deal with these people.
Also, I think the Obama death panels should be run like “American Idol”. Three sassy latte-sipping America-haters give their opinions on which grannies and babies die this week, and then the audience can place their votes by calling in to ACORN. The losers are allowed to survive for another week if they agree to have a Christian doctor forced at gunpoint to give them a sex change operation.
August 14, 2009 at 11:27 pm
This is getting SERIOUS!! The mandatory end of life counseling is simply a prelude for the government to liquefy the dead so they can be fed intravenously to the living, inside pods they’ll be mandating with an upcoming energy bill. WE MUST STOP THIS MADNESS NOW!
August 15, 2009 at 2:23 am
Soylent Green is grandma!!!!
August 15, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Fool! The MSM has you brainwashed. Glenn Beck says grandma is getting her ass liquefied.
August 15, 2009 at 12:13 am
I need to collect all these townhall crazy people videos in one place. We can call it the internet.
August 15, 2009 at 12:32 am
I prefer the GOP alternative, privatizing your organs as factories to employ tiny workers who can undercut the Chinese. Also you don’t have to follow EPA pig shit lagoons regulations when you dump it inside people.
The reporting of this story has been fair and balanced as always. There are only two opinions, those who favor Obama’s plan, (which won’t exist until we reconcile six bills), and those who love America. Nobody wants a single-payer system, or any more more “liberal” alternatives or provisions not in the Senate Finance Committee. There are no shades of gray or diversity of opinion. In fact you couldn’t not ask hundred people and not get a hundred different opinions. That’s why we don’t have elections to settle disputes on policy not eight months ago. Yup, nothing to see here.
If the Democrats don’t find their balls and pass a bill that people will like despite what 20-35% of the loudest Americans say, then he’s going to piss off at least 52% of Americans. The White House knows this, but the Senate, and specifically rural Senators are paid not to understand this, because they represent more stalks of corn then people. So if you want to exert pressure in the most efficient place, focus on The Senate Finance Committee. From what I’ve heard this is all mostly a done deal, all the deals that had to be made have been made, but the Senators want their Constituents to believe that they are waiting to hear from them. Ms. Pendergast and I were so aghast we spilled peppermint tea all over our parasols.
August 15, 2009 at 11:56 am
I wish I’d said that.
August 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I was especially impressed by “EPA pig shit lagoons”.
August 15, 2009 at 7:46 pm
The real “The Editors” I know would never compliment me. The real “The Editors” I know would call me “Pierre Moerlen” and then stick my face in a dirty baby nappy and staple it to my nose, then they would write “KUDOS” on my man tits and parade me around a CItiBank Shareholders meeting a top an Emu named “Whigsy” who is trained to fart into a tube inserted into my nostrils.
August 15, 2009 at 8:07 pm
And then, they would spray paint, “some people need to be told they’re wrong”, on my Garage Door.
August 15, 2009 at 9:24 pm
You will, Editors, you will.
August 16, 2009 at 12:01 am
I request Ken.
August 15, 2009 at 12:35 am
Also, and I understand this is fucked up, but Teddy might have to take one for the team and pass away this month to pass his bill like JFK’s death helped push Civil Rights over the goal line.
I’m going to hell. I would bet my bottom dollar that Teddy knows this.
August 15, 2009 at 6:44 am
Obama will send is SEIU and ACORN thugs over to plug the plug when the time comes.
August 15, 2009 at 12:35 am
I’m helping!
August 15, 2009 at 4:51 am
The sad fact of American politics is that at least 35-40% of the electorate belongs in a mental institution, and there’s probably another 10-20% who are high-functioning retards.
I think you have your numbers reversed, but you’re on the right track.
Back when I did political consulting, I was consistently amazed at the kind of complete bulllshit you could get people to believe. I recall one client (a Republican) who promised to raise teacher salaries while cutting property taxes. How to work this miracle? By borrowing the difference! He “explained” to the crowds that this would essentially be free money because inflation would reduce the interest rate on the bonds to zero or less.
And people believed this. They spread it virally through the community. It soon became “common knowledge” that local government borrowing vast sums of money actually MADE money. For a brief period, every bond initiative passed with huge margins, no matter how ridiculous the project. It took six months for the voters to finally wake up, but when they did they found their county government so deep in debt that it was almost nonfunctional. The resulting service cuts simply added to the collapse in housing values, further dragging down revenues.
And as for my client? He won and is now considered a fiscal genius by the electorate. I quit the business after that election.
Yes, mental defectives and retards make up more than half of the population–the half that votes most consistently, unfortunately.
August 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm
The poem IF by Kipling comes to mind.
People like to think life should make sense.
August 15, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Even non-defective retards tend to believe in this.
hence the situation called politics.
August 15, 2009 at 7:01 am
The sad fact of American politics is that at least 35-40% of the electorate belongs in a mental institution, and there’s probably another 10-20% who are high-functioning retards.
I agree with Derelict that these figures are reversed. But no matter. This, apparently, is the defining characteristic of modern America. That plus a number of industries devoted to exploiting/manipulating that segment of the population. I dont really mind so much those industries devoted to selling them various kinds of stupid shit. But the industry that feeds them insane bullshit ideas for political purposes really fucking pisses me off.
August 15, 2009 at 7:08 am
Oh, and I forgot this:
August 15, 2009 at 7:49 am
Unfair to Sun Ra. This is about a different outer space.
August 15, 2009 at 8:02 am
August 15, 2009 at 8:17 am
Sweet.
August 15, 2009 at 8:26 am
Just to clarify: That Sun Ra video is meant to show THE PEOPLE just how hospitals will be run under OSAMACARE!!! Hospice centers and old folks homes will be similar also. Also this is just for the people who are not euthanized or forced to have sex change operations.
August 15, 2009 at 10:50 am
The Coltrane makes a great soundtrack while reading this.
August 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
Wow. Looks like ACORN has taken over the Washington Post.
August 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Dear Editors,
Much as I desire to be informed about the state of the world (that’s a lie, of course), and, given that the panda song is a state secret, could I request at least more baby pictures? I mean the gin and the town meetings aren’t working like they used to…and the bats, I swear I’m going to stab the bats in the face with a soldering iron!
Yours,
in Christ,
Agnes Morehead
August 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Fucking bats!
August 15, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Dear Ms. Moorehead,
As you can see, we are raising our child according to Australian rules.
Yours,
Paul Hogan
August 15, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Is that not a bit too much when all you are saying is “no forward passing”and “none of that Gaelic League pog mo haon here”?
Plus 1. no kittehs
2. no replica editors
3. no pandas…
ripoff!
agnes
August 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm
I see it like this: for almost 30 years, batshit political nonsense sold like opium at a Hookah-Ware party.
Now that the power bloc this produced has collapsed, there’s nothing left but for them to prove their batshit cred.
I think we should not impede them. Let them prove themselves before all and God.
August 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
And let us help along our conservative brethren whenever possible.
August 16, 2009 at 8:08 am
That’s why I’m proposing this bill to introduce LSD and E into the tap water of all states below the Mason-Dixon line.
August 16, 2009 at 8:42 am
You mean nobody did that already?
August 19, 2009 at 8:33 pm
No, just moonshine. They’re kinda tradish down there.
August 15, 2009 at 4:46 pm
They really need to rewrite the bill(s).
If you are dumb enough to believe in Death Panels, you go before a Death Panel. Which doesn’t think highly of stupid people.
If you have a modicum of smarts, will then, as you were, carry on, keep up the good work.
Is that so hard?
August 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Fucking awesome:
‘ACORN? Really? Have you been attacked here in Raleigh?’
‘I was accosted by a young girl, who was Jewish.’
OMG THE YOUNG JEW GURLZ ARE ON THA ATTACK!!!
August 15, 2009 at 8:16 pm
The bitches could taste blood, and it made them shriek and laugh as they beat the regular American with their vicious Jewish Star of David Daggers. “Ahaiiiiiii!” they screamed to the moon. “Oi, vey how heavy my axe, Leah.”
“They know too much about our plan to Kibbutz the world”
“I just kill for the sweet marrow, Stanley likes a nosh a knish with marrow.”
“It is because we hate freedom.”
“Aiiiiiiiiii!”
August 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
For the record the prefer the term “Shebrews”.
August 16, 2009 at 12:05 am
Oh right, here we go blaming the Jews again. Well fine. I don’t care. I have enough tetracycline to last 4 lifetimes, so there.
Pansies.
August 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
We just want to amend the constitution such that they may not be allowed to hide their horns.
August 16, 2009 at 6:59 am
I just need to know — did this woman walk directly out of 1926?
‘Ah was uh-KAW-stid by a yungirl, she wuz Jooo-ish…’
August 16, 2009 at 7:30 am
El Cid, meet the South.
August 16, 2009 at 5:48 am
are you poeple deaf and blind//it reads like this //backed by govt, not ran by govt//and there is no kill grandmaw clause in it//further more it kinda makles the doctor legally bound to talk witrh about anything you ask about treatment/nowa days if you get to talk with a doctor more than 2min your lucky//an if you dont ask the rite??? //they wont volluntre the info//plus lots doctor dont bother to tell you cause ins dont cover it//the prepose bill//state no turn down ever//
August 16, 2009 at 9:26 pm
*snapplause*
August 16, 2009 at 7:48 am
there u go again. u have a chance to inject civilization to the debate but u just tear down everyone else that doesnt agree with u. i bet that will work better than trying to get them to agree with u – oh yeah how is that working out lol.
u wrote that theres no point to try to make a deal with the ppl. thats funny dude i thought this was democracy and the point is to have enough ppl to vote for ur plan. but what do i know lol.
August 16, 2009 at 8:53 am
amen to that brother!
Would you like to buy a vowel?
August 17, 2009 at 4:19 am
Who is this “u” you speak of? And we don’t make deals with “ppl”. You’re on my list, buddy.
August 16, 2009 at 9:54 am
i thought of another thing which is that its funny that u all love obama so much but u disobey like the most important thing he says. talk nicely to the ppl who u dont agree with and have respectfull dialog and come to a solution. he practices what he preaches and u never see him talk down to somebody. u should learn from his example and i bet that if u did then ppl on the other side would also calm themselves down as well. u have to be the one to do it first b/c they didnt vote for obama and a lot of them dont even think he is the real president apparrently lol.
August 16, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Harris twee. It’s what all the fashionable concern trolls are wearing!
August 16, 2009 at 1:05 pm
OK then!
No need to purchase one, you can have all the vowels you want…free!
is gift!
August 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Awesome.
August 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm
No kidding.
August 16, 2009 at 4:00 pm
I recently lent a friend a sci-fi book and had him read ‘The Marching Morons’. He doesn’t read sci-fi but he did understand that we are now living that story.
August 17, 2009 at 9:34 am
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September 5, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I agree, this election wuz finally fuh reelz, becux it got a MAN in da house.
Anyone who disagrees is a HATER…
Yeah, recount. YEah Chicago style politics (y’know where GOOD dead people vote)…
They all just haters… Fum um tiny mustard *(hehe ‘tard)* seed growth the mighty oak tree…
Haters…