There is a pattern emerging in right wing discourse, but you can only follow along with about a dozen tabs, an eight ball and some of uncle Rush’s oxycontin and pot brownies to soften the rough edges. First, the Wowie Lowry:
Pity Leon Panetta. The CIA director counseled the Obama administration against releasing classified interrogation memos from the Bush years. And got ignored.
Then, Nancy Pelosi said his agency lied to her about post-9/11 interrogations, and Democrats rushed to try to back her up.
Now, Attorney General Eric Holder has tasked a prosecutor with looking into reopening criminal cases against CIA employees and contractors.
Such is life at Langley under an administration betraying liberalism’s typical contempt for covert action and its inevitable moral complications.
This would be the same liberalism that is exactly like fascism, but also all about the protection of civil liberties from government encroachment. A conundrum only an intellect of Jonah Goldberg’s heft could reconcile.
This would be the same squishy liberalism that, as practiced by the Obama administration, entails secretly collecting email addresses of health care reform dissidents in order to complete the list of future re-education camp attendees, as part of the march to a full blown Maoist dictatorship.
That would be a creeping dictatorship that is too squeamish to use the secret police to do any of the dirty work. He’s like Hitler and Chamberlain all in one. I believe the kids call it a snowcap.
Perhaps some Angel Duss would clarify things – I mean, it couldn’t hurt at this point:
Back June, Robert Kagan criticized President Obama for being inappropriately unconcerned with the moral dimension of his foreign policy [because Obama didn't fully commit to impotent fist shaking bluster at the Iranian regime]. Now he criticizes the president for being inappropriately obsessed with it. [...]
So which is it? Is Obama a cold, calculating realist with no regard for morality in foreign policy, or is he inappropriately concerned with maintaining the moral high ground? Or is Kagan just throwing arguments up against the wall to see what [thai] sticks?
A Kissingerian realpoliticker who is hopelessly idealistic and naive in his do-gooder purity. That’s fucking transcendental, man. Also, save your penis.
August 25, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Penis Hunters
Limbaugh is the audio-visual equivalent of that famous line:
So this is how the world ends: not with a bang but a whimper.
Do not go softly into that dark night,
Rage, rage, against the heart attack risks of using Viagra…
August 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Then, Nancy Pelosi said his agency lied to her about post-9/11 interrogations, and Democrats rushed to try to back her up.
And were successful! Pelosi was right, the CIA was lying to her and the rest of them and this speaks poorly of Obama how?
August 25, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Dude, take a hit of this.
August 26, 2009 at 5:09 pm
The acid, it does nothing! But it makes the existence of my hands make waaay more sense.
August 25, 2009 at 3:59 pm
That quote above makes so little sense to me that I’m afraid I’m losing my ability to read.
Not kidding.
August 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Look the fuck out when I open up a can of atypical contempt.
August 25, 2009 at 4:27 pm
We’re doomed.
August 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm
The name is Panetta, right? Everybody’s stoned to the gills, right? One word, campers: cannolis. If the designated Italian can’t produce at a time like this, get one who can. Sheesh.
Do I have to splain everything?
August 25, 2009 at 7:30 pm
“liberalism’s typical contempt for covert action and its inevitable moral complications.”
Does he mean wanking, or is there some other kind of covert action that we should be worried about? Because, I have no contempt for THAT at all! A right winger gots to do what he gots to do…
August 26, 2009 at 1:58 am
Paul Curtin:
Democrats also frown on certain kinds of overt action.
Such as, um, organizing riots at town hall meetings on healthcare in order to smash cars and beat people up.
And, um, forging letterheads from non-profit organizations in order to give a fake impression of widespread dissent against global warming regulation.
Unfortunately, these are overt actions and are therefore unclassified information, but they should be made classified. Perhaps Rich Lowry should stand before a camera filming a town hall riot, wave his hands frantically, and intone “None of these happened. It’s all for the greater good. You didn’t see anything. Nothing happened. Nothing to see here.”
– bi
August 26, 2009 at 5:28 am
A dozen tabs? Either they don’t make acid like they did back in my day, or you’re 6’6″ and weight 350 pounds.
August 26, 2009 at 6:42 am
Or we’re dealing with the modern GOP
August 26, 2009 at 7:01 am
Oh, I thought he meant web browser tabs, so you could read up on the all the conspiracy theories involved. Your reading makes more sense.
August 26, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I was thinking the same thing. That kind of dosage would leave my third eye squeegied quite cleanly*.
*props to Bill Hicks
August 26, 2009 at 6:57 am
“He’s like Hitler and Chamberlain all in one.”
The winger conundrum in one nice little nugget. Of course, militant black Christian/Muslim gave them no pause.
August 26, 2009 at 8:43 am
Don’t forget Stalin and Chairman Mao. Also Jimmy Hoffa.
August 26, 2009 at 8:44 am
He contains multitudes
August 26, 2009 at 9:03 am
Ozzie Osborne and Bing Crosby all in one supernatural reality TV shows: When Dead Celebrities Haunt the Homes of Famous Lunatics.
August 26, 2009 at 12:27 pm
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2009/08/26/hatchs_tribute.html
August 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm
August 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm
August 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I predict the country will achieve Peak Crazy within six months. The implications of that are beyond my ken.
(And I hereby award myself a prize for being the first PMI writer or commenter to use the phrase “beyond my ken.” )
August 27, 2009 at 7:56 am
On second thought, it might be next week.
August 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm
In a galaxy far, far away …
August 26, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I would like to take this opportunity to re-iterate the Official Institute Policy towards illegal drugs, which is: Don’t. While you are absorbing that, I would also like to re-iterate the Less-Official-But-Perhaps-More-Honest Institute Policy towards illegal drugs, which is: much like writing poetry or engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation, I don’t really care what you do, provided you don’t think I find what you do interesting, and provided you have the common decency to be ashamed of yourself.
This Institute Public Service Announcement is sponsored by Purple Drank.
August 26, 2009 at 7:08 pm
if this is in reference to me…
i was barely involved….
August 26, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I don’t see Ken, and I know the editors love beer and alcohol is a drug, caffeine too, so this has got to be a fraud.
August 26, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Oh, I forgot Beer is legal so it’s a vitamin that doesn’t cause thousands of car fatalities and cases of domestic abuse.
August 27, 2009 at 7:32 am
I take it this means you don’t want to hear about my coke-fueled fantasy football draft?
August 29, 2009 at 10:27 am
Only if it rhymes and leaves him sexily short of breath.
August 27, 2009 at 7:55 am
Don’t touch the brown acid, people.
August 27, 2009 at 8:29 am
Okay so I’m not going to regale you with the story of how I almost turned on Richard Butler (the guy from the Psychedelio Furs, not the Weapons Inspector) after a concert to some MDA. BTW that was the real deal, not like the weak-ass ‘ecstasy’- MDMA – that the kids made later.
August 27, 2009 at 11:55 am
Oh I remember MDA. Good times.
August 27, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Ah, yeah, the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Coming around in a week or so.
What? Oh.
August 26, 2009 at 10:52 pm
cuz it’s funny
August 27, 2009 at 8:16 am
O, The Editors, why hast thou forsaken us?
August 28, 2009 at 9:22 am
have the Editors seen Lowry’s novel yet?
September 5, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Perhaps you aren’t drugged enough for this all to make sense? May I suggest pure heroin with a meth chaser, straight into any vein you choose (I recommend your jugular).
If it is drugs you need to make sense of the world, let no one stand in your way, the more pure and deadly the better I say.
I think you just aren’t high enough to understand, keep chasing that dragon (opps I mean unicorn, you peacenik) you’ll catch on to it’s tail one day…
Don’t give up, after all, quitters never win right?