Clearly, the biggest takeaway from the Fort Hood shootings is that political correctness has run amok, and the American people are overly cautious in calling out the Moslemofascists in our midst:
Alexios Marakis, a Greek Orthodox priest visiting the U.S., got lost in Tampa and tried to stop and ask directions from Marine reservist Jasen D. Bruce. But instead of offering help, “Bruce struck the priest on the head with a tire iron.” The reservist believed Marakis, who spoke limited English, was an Arab terrorist. Bruce chased the priest for three blocks, “and even called 911 to say that an Arabic man tried to rob him.”
Yeah, but Greece is right next to Turkey, and swarthy is swarthy, so what’s the diff, amirite?
Either way, don’t sweat the details my fellow Americans, just ”knock off the PC nonsense” and knock in some skulls like brave Jasen Bruce.
He keeps it realz in the face of the PC squares. As do these irreverent bastards.
November 11, 2009 at 10:25 am
well, he *was* Greek orthodox, and everyone knows they’re not *really* Xtian.
Hence an infidel. And you know what we do w/infidels, especially swarthy ones.
November 11, 2009 at 11:30 am
Every time you hear an accent, grab a tire iron. That’s the only way to make sure that no one is hurt unnecessarily.
November 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm
But instead of offering help, “Bruce struck the priest on the head with a tire iron.”
In Mr Bruce’s defense, it may well be that whupping people upside the head with a tire iron is, in fact, his way of offering help.
November 11, 2009 at 12:53 pm
He’s severely depressed and also projects a lot.
November 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
How DARE you mention this story and not ALSO mention that the assailant is a model for gay websites? That’s what I come to the Poor Man for! Ponies!
November 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
I have failed.
November 11, 2009 at 6:44 pm
You would denounce serendipity? You have not failed. You have kicked open, albeit unwittingly, the pony door.
November 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm
And I thought teh gay were really into Greek style
“The 300″ and all that
jazzjizz.November 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Oh my.The comments on that Marine’s porn page are very uncivil. Oh my.
November 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Seriously.
November 11, 2009 at 7:15 pm
This one is my absolute fave:
WHY ARE YOU STUPID LOSER LIBERALS BRING FOX INTO THIS? YOU TOOLS THINK BECAUSE HE’S A PART TIME FAG/RESERVE HE’S A REPUBLICAN?? YOU ARE ALL OUT OF YOUR MIND YOU LOSERS WILL BLAME BECK, ORIELLY HANNITY AND RUSH FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING!! JASEN NEEDS TO DO SOME TIME THIS IS A HATE CRIME BECAUSE HE THOUGHT A CHRISTIAN PRIEST WAS A GAY MUSLIM! I HOPE I SEE THIS FAG IN PERSON
November 11, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I’m a fan of:
Anonymous said…
i hate greeks.
swipe them from this planet.
go home greeks
10 November 2009 21:16
It’s a haiku!
November 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Anonymous said is to liberal fascism as Confucius is to the new China.
November 11, 2009 at 6:14 pm
I blame the Main Stream Media.
Plus, Reagan kicked down the Berlin wall, bitches!
November 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Barefoot while riding a pony.
November 11, 2009 at 7:08 pm
a pony made entirely of american flags
November 11, 2009 at 8:11 pm
(gospel hymning) Reagan fit deh battle of Geritol, Geritol, Geritol… (with apologies to Allen Sherman)
November 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Well, in Jasen’s defense…. Greek Orthodox Priests are incredibly similar to IslamoFascist terrorists. I mean, really, who can tell the difference? Those Priests are Orthodox after all, and worse yet… they’re foreign! (Foreigner=Terrorist as we all know)
November 15, 2009 at 8:06 am
He deserved it. On 9/11/01 the Archbishop of Athens said we deserved it. As a Greek American I know what an anti-American anti-Semite he is if he doesn’t bathe, shave and wear pants unlike the priests of my youth under Iakovos. If he doesn’t speak English, he came here to spread poison. You can imagine what unnatural islamosoviet actions take place under his filthy gutter-swabbing cassock.