That he’s a massive douche? Tell us something we don’t know.

I’ve always found it quite amusing that the bobble head dolls who get massive chubbys just thinking about American exceptionalism are the first to doing an Exorcist head spin

An early leaked version of the report’s conclusion says Joe will recommend that the Army subcontract out its base security to Blackwater. Because, y’know, there is nothing the Federal Government can do which private industry can’t do better.

The Dream Team of Dishonest Delusional Douchebaggery!

Ky wrestling without a kiddy pool. Seriously, that shit gets EVERYWHERE. The everwheres it was and wasn’t intended for.

It was “Running the Arms Race Backward, Lose-Lose for Everyone, Despite All Evidence.”

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It’s “terrist”, not terrorist. George W. Bush had it officially changed after a surprisingly long enhanced interrogation session with Emmanuel Lewis.

On a more serious note, throw Karzai under the bus along with his brother, make a big stink about his corruption, then bribe the right people and GTFO. I believe this is written somewhere in Sun Tzu’s, “Art of Not Being So Fucking Stupid All the Damn Time”.

If not to save money, which would be a good retort in the face of all this 10-year CBO nonsense in the healthcare debate, then to at least be able to have a platform to hype the “100 or so Al Qaeda in Afghanistan” report released awhile back. Just keep repeating that, and how many decades and billions it would take – all while constantly comparing that expense to our nation of 18% or so effective un or under-employed, and maybe we could cut the nuts off of conservative populist rage and rally the troops for some real change.

But Monsieur Lobster is right – numbers aren’t people, and our wise leaders are too busy talking about Sarah Palin’s legs to fix anything as unimportant as the world’s actual problems.