Now be sure to be good little boys and girls, and Santa will bring you all some shiny new Wingers for 2009. And if you’re extra special good, I might even be able to talk The Eds into stuffing a Keyboard Kommando in your stocking.
But I ain’t makin any promises. Fatherhood has made him as surly as it has lazy.
Also violent.
December 23, 2009 at 6:23 pm
I might even be able to talk The Eds into stuffing a Keyboard Kommando in your stocking.
Don’t you know it’s cruel to raise hopes like that?
<i.Fatherhood has made him as surly as it has lazy.
Lazy is right. Look, give us one post a month, Superdad. That’s it. Why can’t mom watch the kid for a few minutes? Oh that’s right, she has to support you.
December 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm
He was lazy before he was a father.
December 23, 2009 at 7:20 pm
I remember it so well. Our freshman year at MIT. Dude never went to class. Everyone thought he was a genius, but he had just memorized the table of integrals at the back of the calculus book. What a fraud!
December 23, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Happy Festivus to all the associated knuckleheads of the PMI.
…Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength to follow…
December 24, 2009 at 7:50 am
The punjabi jingle bells that’s been going around. Any holiday that makes everyone happy for 2 weeks can’t be all bad. Merry Christmas.
December 24, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Christmas, we are doing it wrong.
December 24, 2009 at 9:44 am
Well, you’d be violent too if you’d crazy-glued a toupee and sideburns on your phizz.
Meanwhile, let us roast Lindsey Graham’s nuts on an open fire at an undisclosed location. They’re tiny but they plump when you cook ‘em.
And it gets his wife hot.
Now THAT’s what I call holiday internet incivility!
December 24, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Merry fucking Xmas, ya bastids.
December 25, 2009 at 8:44 am
Now that’s some solid christmasin’
December 26, 2009 at 5:21 am
Bastid pudding w/ chewy knuckleheads. Xmas!
And I’m still disturbed by the sexual ambiance of stuffing Kommando Keyboards into my stocking. It’s like the time someone promised to shove Marlene Dietrich’s hiheeled open-toe down my load.
December 26, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Happy Giftmas everyone.
December 28, 2009 at 6:22 am
GOP’s new outreach avatar
I always see MIchael Steele in a turban. Wearing a fottball jersey says Gunga Dumb.
January 4, 2010 at 9:19 pm
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