U-S-A, U-S-A!!!
As Marie Pryor shuffles along a Mississippi roadside collecting discarded drink cans to sell for a few cents, her breath comes in short puffs caused by a congenital heart defect. The same condition caused her granddaughter’s death earlier this year.
The last place on earth she would look for help is Iran, a country widely regarded in America as the enemy. The US and Iran have not had diplomatic relations for 30 years and the two governments trade daily insults over Iran’s nuclear programme. Last week Tehran charged three American hikers with espionage after they apparently strayed across the border.
But with Congress acrimoniously debating the reform of healthcare, it is to Iran that one of America’s poorest communities is turning to try to resolve its own health crisis.
A US doctor and a development consultant visited Iran in May to study a primary healthcare system that has cut infant mortality by more than two-thirds since the Islamic revolution in 1979.
Then, in October, five top Iranian doctors, including a senior official at the health ministry in Tehran, were quietly brought to Mississippi to advise on how the system could be implemented there.
The Mississippi Delta has some of the worst health statistics in the country, including infant mortality rates for non-whites at Third World levels.
“It’s time to look for a new model,” said Dr Aaron Shirley, one of the state’s leading health campaigners.
Can’t wait until the GOP hears about this one. They’ll likely scuttle it despite the merits. Sarah Palin’s ghostwriter will like coin a clever phrase like, “Death to America Panels” and the people of Mississippi will continue to be fucked by the best health care system in the world. Hell, many a Mississippi resident will probably protest with all their might for the privilege.
December 31, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Oh yeah? Just wait until Harris gets here to blow your argument apart!
Happy New Decade, motherfuckers! Goodbye to the ’00s, and good goddamn riddance.
January 1, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Laughter is the best medicine. Do not OD.
January 2, 2010 at 9:18 am
America’s supreme derangement is the nearly universal belief that we know what we’re doing and we’re doing it well.
January 2, 2010 at 11:04 am
u dont really believe this do u. this cant possibly be real b/c did u even ask urself why iran and not some other friendlier country. like japan or norway or something where the healthcare is supposedly even better than here and defanately iran.
this is a publicity stunt by some activist group b/c they want to show that iran is nice and wouldnt harm us. trust me u do not want to live in iran. or mississippi lol but it would be better than iran.
death to america panels is funny tho. nice job on that one.
as for the ppl not wanting socialized medicine or better yet communized medicine well dont u believe in democracy. if they wanted communism they could have it they would stop voting for republicans. closer to the truth is i think they have higher morality b/c they do not think they should get something that someone else paid for. i agree that health costs are too high but the answer to that is more competetion not less.
January 2, 2010 at 11:46 am
Why didn’t Rush go for treatment in MS? We have the best health care system evah!
January 2, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Look, if the concern is that all these other countries have better infant mortality statistics than Mississippi, then clearly the answer isn’t the socialist answer of making Mississippi’s statistics better but the manly American response of making everyone else’s worse.
January 2, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Thank GOD, rationality intercedes once again.
January 2, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Resist the threat of creeping Mississlamofascippianism!
January 4, 2010 at 10:01 am
“Mississlamofascippianism”
This is why we need to rearm the KK, to fight this scourge.
January 3, 2010 at 9:05 pm
January 3, 2010 at 10:41 pm
[...] pressure continues to mount. Can they just put everyone into jail and be done with it? [Update] The Curv is on the case while The Man is slacking. Typical: A US doctor and a development consultant [...]
January 4, 2010 at 3:30 pm
“closer to the truth is i think they have higher morality b/c they do not think they should get something that someone else paid for”
So, then, I assume that you are against insurance in any form as well? All medical expenses should be paid for out-of-pocket, or not at all, correct? After all, insurance is just a way of spreading costs out over a larger group of people, in the event that a few of them will actually end up needing it.
January 4, 2010 at 6:27 pm
What do u want, intellectual consistency? lol
January 4, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I’ll take mine the consistency of free market ideological mush, please.
My pigs love it.
January 5, 2010 at 3:57 pm
i would defend myself but why bother. u would just latch on to some small point to argue and ignore the big picture like always.
but anyway im right. insurance is a service that u buy so they pay the doctors like a middleman. ur right it probly would be easier to pay for what u need but the law says u have to have insurance so i have it lol. thats what u get with govt health care. nonsense.
January 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Awesome.
January 4, 2010 at 10:29 pm
I can forgive the lack of logic in the screed from Harris, but the crimes against the English language are beyond redemption.
January 5, 2010 at 3:58 pm
hey i thought liberals were supposed to be open minded lol.
January 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm
No liberals are fascists! lol
January 5, 2010 at 6:42 pm
When did Prince start commenting here?
January 5, 2010 at 10:05 pm
nothing compares 2U pinko lol