In a prudent and circumspect display of judicial restraint, the Supreme Court overturned decades of legal precedent and laws enacted by the elected legislature, and made sure that our campaign laws honor the Original Intent of our Founding Fathers and adhere to the principle of “one dollar, one vote”. (Canadian dollars are allowed 3/5ths of a vote.) I didn’t read all the way to the end of the majority’s learned opinion, but I assume that George W. Bush is now President. That’s how these things usually end, anyways.
I think Mark Schmitt has the appropriately sanguine reaction:
[I]t is important not to overstate the immediate effect on our political life. The “OMG, corporations are now people, with free speech rights!” reaction to the decision overlooks the fact that for almost all purposes, corporations do have free speech rights, and should, although they can be subject to balancing tests just as all rights are, as Scott shows. The principle area in which corporate rights are balanced has been around elections, in which speech rights are balanced against the interest in reducing corruption and, until the Austin precedent was overturned today, reducing the distorting effect of money on the process. [...]
Citizens United is not the end of the line for campaign finance reform. It’s just the end of the line for the traditional kind of reform that relies primarily on futile efforts to limit spending, such as the McCain-Feingold Act. Real reform that expands the ability of candidates and citizens to speak and to be heard is alive and well, and is now the only path to a fair political process.
Until that happens, the bidding for my vote starts at $6.
January 21, 2010 at 9:46 pm
So you remove the dollar as the currency of election, replace it with freedom bucks or whatever, evenly distributed amongst voters, tie that to FCC regs in exchange for commercial time during a pre-set election season a la the UK, and tell the lobbyists to go take a plop. This is a currency problem.
The idea that money = speech is insane, money controls the volume and reach of speech, so therefor speech is no longer free but metered because it’s all relative to another’s speech.
I love how the headlines claim this as a victory for Unions as well. OK, but they have 1,000 units compared to 1,000,0000 so, you do the math as the victor.
This is a great way for Multinationals to interfere with National and State elections and it’s McAwesome. Maybe people will finally get pissed.
January 21, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Fuck it, let’s pass a Constitutional Amendment while we’re at it. Rewrite the Fourteenth Amendment. “No no state shall … deny to any person [or corporation] within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws”. They want to be people, so let them be people. Just like people. When they break laws, they go to jail. When they kill people in egregious ways, they get the death penalty. Hell, while we’re at it, let’s say governments are people too!
Wouldn’t they have to obey the laws then?
January 21, 2010 at 10:32 pm
“Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power.” — Benito Mussolini
January 21, 2010 at 10:38 pm
The wind does not hear. The wind cannot hear.
January 22, 2010 at 12:02 am
My only question as a tea-bagger is: “What do my nuts taste like?”
Good on you Mass. we are still all wieners… still…
January 22, 2010 at 1:39 am
Maybe a 100% tax on corporate/union contributions over a certain limit with 100% of that money going into public funds and a alternative election currency system is a good idea. It would have to be elegantly constructed to conform with the 5 SCOTUS members’ bizarre interpretation of the 1st amendment.
January 22, 2010 at 1:42 am
Clarence Scalitoennedy is their name from now on.
January 22, 2010 at 1:43 am
Brown ‘n Romney brought to you by Proctor and Gamble. The beautiful manly men conservative heroes. Who are not gay.
January 22, 2010 at 1:44 am
Clarence Scaliato Robertennedy ?
John Clarence Scalito-Kennedy?
J.C. Scalitennedy?
January 22, 2010 at 1:48 am
JC Kenscalito?
Z?
You know since we are treating groups of individuals like one individual I think they should all have to share a body.
January 22, 2010 at 1:52 am
Chevron Presents a Decade with Rick Perry.
January 22, 2010 at 5:33 am
CORPORATION, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. — Ambrose Bierce
January 22, 2010 at 7:39 am
So Corporations should be able to vote too? But if they can’t why can they contribute to elections? And shouldn’t they die, too?
January 22, 2010 at 8:09 am
William Gibson said, back in the 90s, that your average youngblood feels more loyalty to and connexion with the maker/logo of their gym shoes than their nation or state.
I was jaw-dropped back in the late 80s when people thought it was cool to move the name on the tag inside their back collar or pants’ waist seam and perch it on their chest writ very large.
I hear Wal-Mart has seceded from the union, and Nike is running for reelection.
January 22, 2010 at 11:51 am
Maybe we should just let the corporations fight it out (literally) among themselves over who runs everything. Might be fun to watch.
January 22, 2010 at 8:14 am
I lost my avatar?!? I think my laptop needs to be burnt down and reformatted. Something’s not right here. Termites?
January 22, 2010 at 11:35 am
Stick with it. It’s a good one.
January 22, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Ya mensch, that fucker’s a badass avatar. It’s even bluish green, heh.
January 23, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Yeah, but it ain’t got no fly threads or swell brim hat. The lavender droll is exquisite, though.
January 23, 2010 at 9:43 pm
drool not droll
January 22, 2010 at 8:34 am
it bothers me to see so much hatred of corporations when they have created so much value for this country. our basic needs of food shelter and water are provided by corporations. i dont understand why their work and their reward is so hated.
unless u are a thief then everything u have was made by a corporation or paid for because u work at a corporation. basically the reason everyone wants to live in america is b/c of corporations. sorry but its true.
January 22, 2010 at 9:04 am
Um, what? Not every business is a corporation. There are individuals, small businesses with different arrangement, sole proprietorships, artisans, farmers, etc.
January 22, 2010 at 12:12 pm
is there a difference between them that makes sense to an arguement against what i wrote.
January 22, 2010 at 12:35 pm
yes
January 22, 2010 at 1:11 pm
so its the scale that matters to u and not the principle. well thats discrimination and the constitution protects ppl and orgs from discrimination.
January 22, 2010 at 1:29 pm
What on earth are you going on about? Quit mumbling kid, I can’t understand ya
January 22, 2010 at 9:21 am
My house was built in 1941 by a sole proprietor contractor. But you;re right, harris, your brain was probably made by GE.
January 22, 2010 at 6:34 pm
You have democracy or corporatism, you can’t have both. You can have commerce separated from the function of election. Otherwise you dilute your power as a human for a multi-national legal structure. International power expressed in your State elections? You want to get behind that?
January 22, 2010 at 9:20 am
Hank: That one Green Giant spot has been a real monkey on my back. I’ll tell you one thing: If they ever ask you to put on a pair of green tights, no matter how much they offer you, you just walk away. Walk away.
Larry: I’ll remember that.
January 22, 2010 at 10:00 am
Harris:
u think corporations have ur interest heart? u r a idiot if u think so. corporations x-ist 2 make $, not 2 serve human or Harris needz. When it comes down to a choice B-tween the 2 they will pour dioxin down ur throte & then have a party. sorry but its true.
January 22, 2010 at 12:11 pm
lol. of course the corporations do things in their own interest just like u do right. but guess what. usually their interest is the same as the ppls. why. b/c it is smart business. if they do wrong things then nobody buys from them its that simple. haha if they kill me they will lose a customer lol.
im not saying that no corporation has never done anything wrong. but theyre not as bad as everyone says. if u think they are then u should unplug ur pc or mac and throw away ur clothes and hunt for ur food in the middle of nowhere off the grid lol. thats the market in action and i support u.
January 22, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Your whole “I write like a 12 year-old girl texts” horseshit was played-out in 2004, moron.
Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.
January 23, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Those kids at Bhopal sure showed Dow who’s boss, didn’t they?
I’ve boycotted Exxon ever since the Exxon Valdez incident. You’ve probably noticed how that influence has caused them to completely reform their corporate policies.
January 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
This really gets my blood boiling. With each step like this, our ability to prevent the next step is weakened.
Whole post is desertscope.
January 22, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Change the currency from dollars to a unique token.
January 22, 2010 at 11:05 pm
That is a hell of an idea. I should have thought of that.
January 22, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Can I have my $100 million bonus now? I’m a Wall Street “Wizard.”
January 22, 2010 at 11:49 am
My vote is available for no-deductible $100/month health insurance for life.
January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm
“if they do wrong things then nobody buys from them its that simple.”
I’ll add this to my collection of Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and great Pumpkin Puerile Mythocollectibles Series(t).
January 22, 2010 at 11:07 pm
How dare you besmirch the awesome power of the Great Pumpkin.
January 23, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Garden Weasel is apropos as that’s what they’ll use to fuck us over.
January 23, 2010 at 1:03 pm
And cheap at the price!
What I want to know is when corporations, now regarded as persons for the purposes of the First Amendment, will start keeping and bearing arms as permitted by the Second Amendment.
Oh, wait … Xe(Blackwater). Nebbermind.
January 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm
> I want to know is when corporations …
> will start keeping and bearing arms
Or running for office.
Hewlett-Packard, junior US Senator from California.
Ben and Jerry’s for Governor of Vermont!
I think we all need to incorporate ourselves. That limited-liability deal looks sweet.
January 24, 2010 at 3:31 am
http://ourstodecide.org/
January 25, 2010 at 6:48 am
As a organic citizen, I’ve decided to throw my support behind Monsanto-BankofAmerica 2012. I believe that their plan to provide reparations to the long-suffering corporations that have been denied the most basic of freedoms for so long will help to heal a divided nation.
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January 25, 2010 at 9:53 am
My corporation cannot contribute to the election because he must serve jury duty and register for the draft. He is anxious though to go to war, kill and burn stuff.