I don’t see any way this thing is over in 36 months:
So, as foretold in the ancient prophecy, your next Leader:
I made it all the way to the 1:02 mark before I just couldn’t take it. Making it to the 4,207,590:09 mark may be slightly more difficult. If anyone can get me some illegal needle drugs, I will be in the dark alley behind the Hot Dog Hut. I will be the guy huffing paint – Dutch Boy, “Coral Bliss”. I will know you because you will know the secret password. The secret password is I am here to sell illegal needle drugs. This could be the start of a beautiful relationship.
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February 6, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Who’d have thunk Dubya would sink the economy so badly the Great Recession would get blamed on Democrats, and leading to massive voter backlash, leading to the only President that could possibly be worse than him.
Let’s just hope that with the prospect of conservatives winning every election in 2010 that Republicans will decide they would like to work with Democrats to solve the nation’s problems after all, just as that nice Mr Obama asked them to.
February 6, 2010 at 9:16 pm
But all the other lines go back up eventually.
February 6, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Sarah on the move
Sarah tells retards not to use the R-word
February 6, 2010 at 9:29 pm
It’s fascinating in its nauseous way. She is name-branding herself like young Madonna did, and working herself into something like the teabag Oprah.
Embrace the Apocalypse; it’s our only way out.
February 6, 2010 at 9:30 pm
“The Palin issue contains what LeGrice said are family pictures of Palin not previously published by a magazine — including her as a child with her siblings and a dead bear bleeding over a stump; picking through shot white birds; holding a cardboard box of fish freshly caught at an ice hole; and with moose antlers still attached to a fragment of bloody skull.”
Not sure but I infer that she was raised in the wilderness by animals she personally killed?
February 6, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Don’t worry The President has a 98% batting average with bills he has endorsed with the Senate, so everything is awesome. By definition.
February 6, 2010 at 10:29 pm
So cut the taxes to zip. Then watch the red line GO SHOOTING STRAIGHT UP TO GOD AND JESUS IN HEAVEN! YEEHAW!!
February 6, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Unless Obama does it, of course.
February 7, 2010 at 3:17 am
http://videos.mediaite.com/video/From-SNL-An-Even-Tempered-Apolo
An Even Tempered apology from Rahm Emanuel , (SNL-Andy Sandberg)
February 7, 2010 at 8:19 am
There is nothing funnier than the unadorned truth.
February 7, 2010 at 9:03 am
If we would just stop all the fedrul spendin’ and cut all them taxes, somehow all the jobs would come back, you know, ’cause, they just would.
February 7, 2010 at 9:12 am
DOes this help?
February 7, 2010 at 11:56 pm
In democracy you get what you deserve, by virtue of the input or lack there of the people. So we get 40-50% of the people voting, and maybe 10-20% actually involved in debating, or volunteering, etc.
So maybe the USA needs to have a President Palin for four years to wake up, or to finally see for their own eyes, again, after Reagan and the Bushes, that Modern American Conservatism is a bunch of half-assed philosophies sown together that are ineffective in the real world.
I knew when W. got in office, that something bad was going to happen, I didn’t know what, I expected a borrow and spend with a fallout at the end like Reagan, I couldn’t imagine all the fuck-ups. I mean W. was a legendary fuck up, daily, weekly, monthly, and yearly and I follow this stuff daily since 1988. That people could actually not get the clue after the last eight years and restore the same people back to office after a two year audition of what has been at least a competent performance from our side considering all the money and all the systemic issues with Government, boggles my mind. Insanity is repeating the same mistake and expecting a different out come. So America 1980-Present is insane, a bit less 92-00, but otherwise, totally insane, with the divided governments and the continued acceptance of the GOP platform…Insane.
February 8, 2010 at 12:53 am
This above me is like something a teacher gives a fifth grader, “OK, circle the jacked-up grammar.”
I’m pretty sure it was on the C-BETS test.
February 9, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Armed with a crayon and a bar napkin, I created what I think will be the new paradigm in economic though for the 21st Century.
If Milton Friedman could win a Nobel Prize in economics, I ought to get at least a couple for this.