Yes, that’s right, moss. Prolific strains of genetically engineered moss that grow on concrete, brick, and asphalt. Not only would this SuperMoss® consume tons of Co2, but cities and highways would be fucking amazing.
Progressive Change = Civic Participation (not only civil disobedience but simply voting and registering other people to vote or working on turnout), multiplied by time,
I believe he works at a “charity” working with “governments and organizations” to “improve poor people’s lives”, even though Ayn Rand proved that can’t be done.
Bill Gates ought to step aside and leave the stage to mighty modern industrialists who know how to create wealth.
The cuteness never stops. Some of us remember cat juggling. Between the waning of Pet Rocks and the waxing of the Rubix Cube, cat juggling was the biggest thing since Frodo dancing.
Cool, but this isn’t the tradition I was looking for. I think it was Pantload related. I also remember a Giant Seal with a blue ball and some purple drank…
Of all the images the Toot has provided us, the following is second only to my Holy Vision of Hillary with Spinning Swastika Nipples as the most sacred icon of all:
Tracers man! It’s like everything has like a comet trail, I can see the strings man, I can understand the ants chemical trails, I can taste the rainbow…. Thanks to Starburst-Shrooms 2012. I voted for the corporation that I’d most like to have a beer with.
February 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm
The obvious solution is… MOSS.
Yes, that’s right, moss. Prolific strains of genetically engineered moss that grow on concrete, brick, and asphalt. Not only would this SuperMoss® consume tons of Co2, but cities and highways would be fucking amazing.
February 20, 2010 at 10:17 am
Would that be _blue_ moss ?
February 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
No siree, nope. That Randy Moss is not the answer to all your offensive problems.
February 19, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Progressive Change = Civic Participation (not only civil disobedience but simply voting and registering other people to vote or working on turnout), multiplied by time,
C= P(T)
February 19, 2010 at 9:14 pm
PV=nRT??
February 19, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Oh, but shit, with gas bags this big, we might need to do the correction…
February 20, 2010 at 8:06 am
Not fucking retarded van der Waals equation of state!
February 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Yes. I do not believe he’s an ideal gas bag.
February 20, 2010 at 8:07 pm
He’s far too attracted to himself.
February 20, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Even though he is, let us assume, an imperfect sphere.
February 21, 2010 at 12:37 am
Wait, I’ve got it. All we have to do is imagine a spherical, frictionless Bill Gates.
February 21, 2010 at 8:50 am
Frictionless sphere: that was Microsoft’s vision of itself before the antitrust hearings, I believe.
February 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I believe he works at a “charity” working with “governments and organizations” to “improve poor people’s lives”, even though Ayn Rand proved that can’t be done.
Bill Gates ought to step aside and leave the stage to mighty modern industrialists who know how to create wealth.
February 20, 2010 at 7:03 pm
That “man” is obviously an android, possible of the Borg. Android or not, it must be fun to see Murdoch’s lipstick on your every asshole.
February 20, 2010 at 8:45 pm
So this is how Soros became so powerful? He’s been replacing our would-be plutocratic billionaires with androids!
February 20, 2010 at 9:32 pm
We prefer to call them ‘upgrades’. A) Never give an android the idea it ain’t the real thing.
B) It’s PC.
February 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Ironic, isn;t it, that Murdich’s authorized bio will be titled “My Every Asshole”?
February 20, 2010 at 8:36 pm
Some snob said they loved them some Bartok. I been waiting awhile for this to show up in cyberspace:
February 20, 2010 at 8:38 pm
And this:
February 21, 2010 at 8:29 am
I see your Bartók, and I raise you an Ives — some real ‘Merkan music.
February 21, 2010 at 8:49 am
The Unanswered Question: Is our former preznit larnt anything yet?
February 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I would feel a lot better if the dude who wants to save the world wasn’t responsible for Microsoft Word. I’m just saying.
February 21, 2010 at 5:56 pm
w0rd, y0!
February 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm
The cuteness never stops. Some of us remember cat juggling. Between the waning of Pet Rocks and the waxing of the Rubix Cube, cat juggling was the biggest thing since Frodo dancing.
And now:
February 21, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Enhanced w/ cheat codes:
February 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Gotta admit, that dude’s one fine ventriloquist!
February 21, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Cute, eh? Now it’s… personal:
February 21, 2010 at 8:55 pm
So I was looking for a picture of a giant cat dressed like superman being held aloft, dreaming he was flying, and I found so, so, much more.
http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&client=safari&rls=en&tbs=isch:1&q=the+poor+man+institute&sa=N&start=0&ndsp=20
Cheers for “collateral damge”.
I wish the institute had an image library, teh are teh awesome(iest) part.
February 21, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Supercat:
February 21, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Cool, but this isn’t the tradition I was looking for. I think it was Pantload related. I also remember a Giant Seal with a blue ball and some purple drank…
February 22, 2010 at 10:11 am
I’m sorry, but the tradition you’re looking for is in another castle.
February 22, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Of all the images the Toot has provided us, the following is second only to my Holy Vision of Hillary with Spinning Swastika Nipples as the most sacred icon of all:
One Metaphor Fits All
February 22, 2010 at 7:51 pm
(Storm Trooper voice) ‘These are not the traditions we are looking for. Move along.”
February 21, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Don’t Look Back
Best treat some memories as hallucinations, Kleb. They last longer that way.
February 21, 2010 at 10:07 pm
TRy again:
Don’t Look Back
February 21, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Tracers man! It’s like everything has like a comet trail, I can see the strings man, I can understand the ants chemical trails, I can taste the rainbow…. Thanks to Starburst-Shrooms 2012. I voted for the corporation that I’d most like to have a beer with.
February 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I hate it when people toke up in the voting booth. Get stoned *before* you head to the polls, mon.
February 23, 2010 at 7:52 am
Psychedelic Furs?