Damn, first Captain Phil, now Daddy. Next thing you’re gonna tell me The Situation has cancer or some shit. Which of course could never happen seein as he’s got super powers.
Bonus Fact: “Daddy was originally owned by rapper Redman, who lived in New Jersey but his travel schedule made it hard for him to care for daddy, so Millan adopted him and they’ve been best friends ever since.”
February 22, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I guess I need to get out more.
February 22, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Or watch more teevee.
February 22, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Yeah, stay in more. Good for the brainz
February 22, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Keep telling yourself they’ve gone to a better place. Then contemplate your own passing, gain understanding and acceptance, and sing along to this old Russian favorite titled, “I am very happy, because finally, I am coming home.” You don’t even need to speak Russian, because happiness is universal.
February 22, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I am in heavenly bliss! I want to do heavy psychedlics again! Slim Whitman is smiling in respectful admiration, David Bowie is insanely jealous, Bobby McFerrin has an idea for a whole new schtick called Whiteface Toupee, and I have already ordered from Pizza Hut an Immaculate Conception of grandlaff’s baby.
I retire now to my manly couvade.
YOU, sir, are the schnizzel bomb!
February 22, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Um, klaatu barada nikto?
February 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Reminds me of a show I used to watch;
Edvard Sullivinski.
.
February 25, 2010 at 5:06 pm
You’ve been Ivan-rolled!
February 22, 2010 at 5:34 pm
The Russian Andy Kaufman?
February 22, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I RUN LA! BGC4 eps 1-11, suckas.
February 22, 2010 at 9:03 pm
http://bad-girls-club.oxygen.com/
must see insanity.
February 22, 2010 at 5:49 pm
Undead.
<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35529967/ns/politics-more_politics/"Dick Cheney’s Health History
1978: Cheney’s first heart attack, at age 37.
1984: Second heart attack.
1988: After a third heart attack, Cheney has quadruple bypass surgery in August to clear clogged arteries.
Nov. 22, 2000: Cheney has what doctors called a “very slight” heart attack, his fourth. He has an angioplasty to open a clogged artery. After this heart attack, Cheney begins a daily 30-minute regimen on the treadmill and eating healthier. He takes medication to lower his cholesterol. He quit smoking in 1978.
March 5, 2001: Just over 100 days later, Cheney feels chest pains and has another angioplasty to reopen the same artery.
June 30, 2001: Cheney returns to the hospital and has a special pacemaker, an implantable cardioverter defibrillator, or ICD, inserted into his chest. During his 2004 annual checkup, doctors say the device never has activated automatically to regulate, which they say means the heart is functioning normally.
Nov. 13, 2004: Cheney enters the hospital after complaining of shortness of breath. He leaves after three hours. An aide says tests find no abnormalities.
Sept. 24, 2005: Cheney has surgery to repair an arterial aneurysm on the back of each knee.
Jan. 9, 2006: Cheney experiences shortness of breath and goes to the hospital. The problem is attributed to fluid retention as a result of medication he was taking for a foot ailment. He is placed on a diuretic and released.
July 1, 2006: His annual physical shows the pacemaker is working properly and his overall heart condition. A stress test on a treadmill is scheduled for the fall.
June 8, 2007: His annual physical reveals no new blockages in his heart, but doctors say he needs a new battery for a special pacemaker he has in his chest.
July 28, 2007: He has surgery to replace an implanted device that monitors his heartbeat. Doctors replaced the defibrillator, a sealed unit that includes a battery. They did not replace the wiring attached to the defibrillator. The wires thread through Cheney’s heart and replacing them would have required a much more extensive operation.
Nov. 26, 2007: Doctors administered an electrical shock to Cheney’s heart and restored it to a normal rhythm during a 2 1/2 hour hospital visit. Cheney was discovered to have an irregular heartbeat when he was seen by doctors at the White House for a lingering cough from a cold. He remained at work throughout the day before going to the hospital. The irregular heartbeat was determined to be atrial fibrillation, an abnormal rhythm involving the upper chambers of the heart.
July 12, 2008: Doctors reported that Cheney’s heartbeat was normal for a 67-year-old man with a history of heart problems.
February 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Even a cat has only 9 lives.
February 22, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Cheney was still human in 1978 before becoming a vampire through a transfusion of Haitian blood. Thus, pictures of him before then show a reasonably successful attempt to appear
humanhumane;he could still see his reflection in a mirror and could train his face to smile convincingly.Since then, however:
Dick
February 22, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Dick, a compilation
February 25, 2010 at 4:47 pm
If this doesn’t move you, you’re not human.
February 25, 2010 at 4:48 pm
That’s Reverend Gary Davis.
February 25, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Reminds me how much I miss drinking.
February 25, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I’ve always been partial to this version of this timeless death song.