Twice in one week, I am rendered speechless:
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
Leviticus 19:28
February 22, 2010
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The Poor Man Institute
leading the Democratic Lynch Mob since 2010
February 22, 2010 at 9:35 pm
C-Street Mafia..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-wilson/ensigns-c-street-house-ow_b_230015.html
February 22, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Thanks National Prayer Breakfast. Nation Voodo Brunch would be an evolution. International Fanfic Lunch, someday….
February 22, 2010 at 10:26 pm
This is a parody, isn’t it? You can’t set anti-gay to electric guitar! That doesn’t make any sense!
February 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm
OMG OMG! He actually says that it’s not that bad cause gay Ugandan’s can just leave Uganda!
YES! It’s my fucking birthday!
February 22, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Kirk Cameron X Stephen Baldwin = This video.
February 22, 2010 at 10:37 pm
I simply can’t watch MtV-style scholarly political whatevers. I simply can’t watch MtV, period. It’s like a cross between The Disney and The Meth channels.
February 23, 2010 at 2:04 am
Since when did the Founding Fathers make homosexuality a capital offense? Citation needed!
And, if it was a capital offense, when did it stop being a capital offense? As far as I know, it was considered an illness in 20th Century America up until the 70s or so.
February 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
I suspect it’s in the recently discovered Book of Oral (Roberts), which together with the Book of Ronald (Reagan), and the Book of Joe (McCarthy) makes up the New New Testament. They’re still transcribing the Book of Rush.
February 23, 2010 at 11:55 am
When these guys talk about the “Founding Fathers,” while to most of us are brought to mind those who were around during the Revolution and/or took part in forming our current form of federal government, they are constantly obscuring the difference between those men and the Puritans who first came to these shores.
And while homosexuality as currently defined wasn’t a capital offense under the laws of some of the original colonies, the crimes of buggery and sodomy in some cases were (though I doubt that the puritans would have distinguished between hetero and homosexual acts). That’s likely what this wanker (probably also a capital offense in the Plymouth Colony) is referring to.
February 24, 2010 at 9:36 am
Ah.
Okay, I guess that explains why this douchemook claims that homosexuality was a capital crime in 12 of the 13 colonies and expects us to infer that the FF had anything to do with that, or approved of it.
February 23, 2010 at 7:17 am
If the Founding Fathers® did/said/thought something, it must therefore be fine and dandy.
When the fuck did this happen?
February 23, 2010 at 7:18 am
The moral arm of the universe is long, but it bends to punch this asshole in the face. Hurry the fuck up, moral arm of the universe.
February 23, 2010 at 7:34 am
This is surprising only in that he is willing to publically defend his (odious) beliefs. Most Christianists realize how repugnant their beliefs seem to pretty much everyone and avoid mentioning them. Not so for this asshole.
February 23, 2010 at 9:49 am
“So unless there’s some passage in scripture that I have missed…”
Yes, fool. You have missed large swaths of scripture. But just like those evil Librul hyprocrites, Fundamentalist Christians only quote scripture when it SUITS…THEIR…AGENDA.
This clown has one of those faces badly in need of a smack.
February 23, 2010 at 11:03 am
Top 10 signs that you may be overly obsessed with your Christian religion:
10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that humans were created from dirt.
8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the male first-born babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” – including women, children, and trees.
6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods consorting with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is about a couple of generations old.
4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs – though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering, and yet you consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”
3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor “speaking in tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” your choice of religions to be the correct one.
2 – You define .01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers, and consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% failure was simply the will of God.
1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but you still call yourself a Christian.
February 23, 2010 at 11:15 am
Ok, so maybe what he’s saying is a load of crap, but you have to admit those excessive, forceful arm gestures make a compelling argument.
February 23, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Wow, that bit at the end with Dr. King is quite the facepalm moment. I’d never considered that he would have included “executing people for homosexual acts” in his definition of “justice”.
Also, nice drive-by conflation of homosexuality and bestiality.
February 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Holy fucking evil crazysauce.
February 23, 2010 at 5:44 pm
I got a feeling our “for the record” host may eventually be found teabagging a wide stancer.
February 23, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I am so glad I only watched maybe 30 seconds of this thing.
February 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I feel bad for having a polyhedral head with more sides than I deserve. I want a triangle head, so that I might fit in better with the rest of the group.
February 24, 2010 at 9:43 am
Look close: it’s 2 triangles sharing the same center point. Two heads are better, and you are your own group!
Can we join?
February 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm
February 24, 2010 at 7:39 am
And I raise you the Bush Tetras: (not from 1982 unfortunately). Why tetra’s? Cuz the name ‘Bush Nablas’ was already taken.
February 23, 2010 at 8:57 pm
If killing people for not taking it up the ass is wrong, then killing people for taking it up the ass must be right.
February 23, 2010 at 10:10 pm
There’s a national crisis because dogs howl when they hear the theme song to law and order. I propose we suspend the campaign, and convene to Washington.
February 24, 2010 at 8:51 am
Funny how Ugandans DON’T have a national holiday for the day Idi Amin was forced out of office. I guess forcing your wives and daughters to submit to a syphilitic strongman is A-OK.
February 25, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Well sure, if he got syphilis from the ladeez.
February 25, 2010 at 3:10 pm
What? Wait, did I miss something?
Sorry fellas, I was out back getting all original intentional with my slaves. (If you get my meaning, if you catch my drift…)
Thanks founding fathers!
February 26, 2010 at 6:33 pm
…and can somebody please call him out for dreadfully MISQUOTING Dr King? The moral ARC of the universe is long! The ARC! That’s why it BENDS! Jeebus.