Oh dear:
Conservatives had hopes that the now-former Democratic congressman from Upstate New York, who resigned abruptly under an ethics cloud, would deliver the goods about corruption and strong-arm tactics in the Obama White House and Congress. But instead, Massa served up an icky new confession.
“Now they’re saying I groped a male staffer,” he volunteered. “Yeah, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn’t breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.”
Beck looked aghast. “Was your wife at that one?” the Fox News Channel host asked.
“No, this was in a townhouse; we all lived together, all the bachelors and me,” Massa explained. “My chief of staff had a conniption and said, ‘You can’t live there, that’s not congressional.’ “
Beck tried to move the conversation in a different direction, but his guest resisted. “Let me show you something,” Massa proposed, proffering a book with photos of bawdy Navy rituals from the days when he was a sailor.
“You’re going to show me tickle fights?” Beck inquired.
“I’m going to show you a lot more than tickle fights,” Massa promised. Beck put on his reading glasses, then judged that the images should not be shown on television. “It looks like an orgy in ‘Caligula,’ ” Massa asserted
Although Mr. Beck would not show the evidence of these Navy rituals, we will not back down. Behold the evidence of the Obama Jihadosocialist agenda!
I want to see that Indian’s birth certificate.
March 10, 2010 at 8:00 am
Beck was punked to such an awesome extent that one wonders whether the whole thing wasn’t intentional. EIther that, or there is a God.
March 10, 2010 at 9:02 am
I’m betting ol’ Glenn was tossing and turning last night in the throws of many an erotic dream. Eww!
March 10, 2010 at 10:37 am
Beck was punked, but Massa is also clearly nuts. WTF.
I feel so bad for these people that want to be congressmen from upstate NY sooooo badly they will ignore the fact that they’re flaming homos. Look, you can hump boys or you can hump lobbyists, but you can’t hump boy lobbyists. I didn’t make the rules. I just marvel at their beauty.
March 11, 2010 at 4:46 am
As do we all. Show us more!
March 10, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Oh, dear. Apparently, Obama wants to ban fishing. Why does he want to destroy Andy and Opey?
March 10, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Let me put a cherry on top this M.F.
“Joshua Green reports that former Rep. Eric Massa’s (D-NY) “behavior toward his subordinates that got Massa into trouble in Congress is part of pattern that dates to his time in the Navy.”
Several shipmates say that Massa “was notorious for making unwanted advances toward subordinates” who “didn’t turn him in for fear that he would retaliate.”
Said one: “When you’re on ship, you’re almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do — you never crawl up on somebody else’s bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him.”
In fact, Massa only announced that he would resign from Congress “shortly after the House Ethics Committee had been notified of Massa’s behavior in the Navy.”
When I play “snorkel the old man” I like to dress like Skeletor.
and, a crazy beck interview,
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/03/09/beck_meets_massa.html
perfect.
March 11, 2010 at 4:39 am
“I want to see that Indian’s birth certificate.”
Everyone knows that “birth certificate” is queer slut slang for”hot throbbing cock”.
March 11, 2010 at 8:41 am
No no that’s ‘birth cervelat’.
March 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Made me look up cervelat you verbal elitist bastard. Ick. I just hocked up a Throbbing Gristle CD.
March 11, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Ancient Boomer lore, a forgotten masterpiece:
Stormy Monday/Mountain1
Stormy Monday/Mountain2
March 11, 2010 at 7:41 pm
Best heard with eyes closed: that’s some ugly video overlay on that youtube.
March 19, 2010 at 10:32 am
Last spring, there was a commercial here in Mexico for some kind of non-pork hot dog. The jingle was navy-clothed dudes singing “es cuaresma” (it’s Lent) to the tune of “In the navy”. Don’t ask, I don’t understand either. (I don’t have a TV, so the one time I saw it, it was almost over before I twigged to how truly strange it was.).