Walrus J. Face is upset about the health bill. A short excerpt (NSFW, if you work in a walrus tank):
I’m not surprised at the objections to the bill from certain corners, but the vehemence is unexpected. Obviously, Teabaggers like Confederate Wankee are threatening to go all Mall Ninja on our asses, just you wait, but what the fuck else is new. Reading Walrusface, you’d think this bill involved giving away vast amounts of money to people who don’t need it. Megan McArdle views the whole thing as a personal affront. Calm down.
March 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Headline: “Mall Ninja” dies of coronary. Ho-hum. Honey, hand me the butter please…
March 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
By the way, I consider the mention of the name Megan McArdle in mixed company a personal affront. PLEASE, not while there’s kids still awake.
March 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Jesus. That thing is hung like a … like a fucking walrus.
March 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm
In a bad economy (hell, who are we kidding, in a DAMN GOOD economy), good work if you can find it…
March 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Great. Now I have to go and look up whether walrus porn is legal in my area. Tahnks a lot, Editors.
March 29, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Walruses WILL as Walruses DO, or so I’ve heard.
Christ I cant’t believe I haven’t heard this already:
John says: “I AM the walrus BITCHES!”
March 29, 2010 at 11:35 pm
baculum
March 30, 2010 at 4:28 am
As I cannot find the authors or owners email on the site is it possible that the person in charge makes contact with me!
Thank you
Chris
March 30, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Are you with the FBI?
March 30, 2010 at 7:36 am
Grip’n'sip, y’all, grip’n'sip.
March 30, 2010 at 8:35 am
“There once was a seal from Nantucket…”
March 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
… whose oosik was so long he could suck it.
March 31, 2010 at 3:19 am
Ironic that Anglos humans call an erect penis a ‘boner’, since we are the only mammal whose penises lack a bone.
Spineless wankers!
March 31, 2010 at 3:51 am
OK, not the *only* mammal species without a penis bone.
March 30, 2010 at 9:05 am
The original Mall Ninja’s terse reminder of what it’s like “on the ground”–
unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day
March 30, 2010 at 10:24 am
I literally just realized that the Mall Ninja was almost certainly the inspiration for the movie “Observe and Report”.
March 30, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Are there Walruses in Halifax?
March 30, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Saw this in class tonight and it’s just too cool not to spam with, sorry. This guy oozed hipness from every pore. What he does around 2:10 is nuts.
March 30, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Truly fine.
There’s a DVD collection called American Folk and Blues Festival with a bunch of stuff like this — from German TV, I believe. (I got it from Netflix.) Just really great stuff. It makes me angry that nothing approaching it was ever on American TV.
March 31, 2010 at 3:24 am
Happy make me you do. Poor man’s trolololo. From the days when TV sets held still while performers performed.
March 31, 2010 at 12:41 pm
This post is a triumph!
April 6, 2010 at 11:54 am
Chris Matthews is stealing your material, it seems.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/29831.html