I bet you’re feeling pretty low Mickey. But before you give up your dream of doing whatever it is you think you are doing, I think you should listen to some very special friends of mine:
What I’m saying is that even if you can’t get into the CDP, there may be other groups which would welcome your talents.
April 10, 2010 at 8:18 am
He should start a petition.
Also, fucking magnets, how DO they work?
April 10, 2010 at 9:38 am
Somewhere, a KISS tribute band seeks a wannabe who is not allergic to greasepaint.
April 10, 2010 at 10:59 am
Gotta hand it to TBogg for “… hoist on one’s own petarded comments.” That was awesome.
April 10, 2010 at 11:23 am
Something else to brighten your day lol.
April 12, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Entirely too easy. You can do better.
April 10, 2010 at 11:45 am
CDP is what Ice Cube calls it when he raps about it.
April 10, 2010 at 11:50 am
http://hiphoprepublican.com/category/culture/music/
April 10, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Aha! I knew you’d watch that ICP video. It really does change everything.
April 10, 2010 at 3:27 pm
It truly is a miracle up in this bitch.
April 10, 2010 at 3:34 pm
I prefer Insane Clown Wigglies. Cooler costumes.
April 10, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Jesus, I know I’ve been living under a rock and all, but really: the goatfucker was trying to stage a run for Boxer’s seat?
In the state where Mary Carey for Governor attracted thousands of votes, how pathetic do you have to be to run for senator and not have anyone even notice?
April 11, 2010 at 9:30 am
Many people don’t realize this, but all California’s must run for office via the Constitution which was cried into a napkin by a hobo named Dan the Rambler in 1866 while Railroad Baron Standish McQueef blasted a bottle blonde prostitute named Kim while doing a gravity bong with Billie Joe from Green Day. My mailman is mounting an insurgent attack on the Peace and Freedom AG nomination. My Uncle Frank has run for Lieutenant Governor, Comptroller, and Mayor of several cities that are way to large to have a dog walker as Mayor. Sarah Palin understands this.
April 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm
My favorite candidate in the gubernatorial recall election was a guy who billed himself as “Law School President/Bounty Hunter.” Looking back, I don’t see how he could have done a worse job in the office than Der Gubernator.
April 12, 2010 at 10:22 am
Violent J getting all fucking contemplative and shit at 1:27 was the highlight for me.
Also, the pelican running away.
Miraculous.
April 16, 2010 at 5:52 am
That was 1:28 plus, at least, motherfucker!
April 12, 2010 at 6:21 pm
I nearly didn’t click on the “Miracles” video, fearing it was a clown version of Jefferson Starship. I was right. You will burn.
April 12, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Epiphany has arrived.
Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here, “Wish You Were Here”, and “Shine on You Crazy Diamond 6-9.”
Now THAT’S MUSIC TO MY EARS!
April 12, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Rap Shatner: