Hey look, it’s Hispanic Racism One Upsmanship Day in the GOP, and nobody told us.
No mind, now that we’ve had a moment to catch up on the goings on, let’s take a look at the results from the early entrants. First out of the gate, George Will reminds us that he is a man of the people, unlike you:
Arizonans should not be judged disdainfully and from a distance by people whose closest contacts with Hispanics are with fine men and women who trim their lawns and put plates in front of them at restaurants, not with illegal immigrants passing through their back yards at 3 a.m.
True indeed. Because outside of Arizona, it’s basically lawnmowers and busboys. The lot of ‘em. Amirite!
Not to be outdone in terms of rank douchebaggery, the regal one himself, Rep. Steve King , comments on Arizona Rep. Raul Grijalva’s call for a boycott of Arizona in response to the recent trend toward a police state for certain minority groups:
“Well, it looks like the case is that, that he’s trying to scare the businesses out of Arizona, or he’s trying to get the businesses to change their position and press the legislature to reverse the law that was just signed by the governor the other day.
“I’m wondering if we look at the map of Congressman Grijalva’s congressional district if we haven’t already ceded that component of Arizona to Mexico judging by the voice that comes out of him, he’s advocating for Mexico rather than the United States and against the rule of law, which is one of the central pillars of American exceptionalism.”
Not bad. Extra points for insinuating treason, while plugging the “rule of law” that makes America exceptional vis-a-vis the rest of the world, while simultaneously defending the Sovietesque “show us your papers brown person” law recently enacted in that same America the Exceptional Law Loving Capital of the World.
But still, this is the GOP we’re talking about, and garden variety hate is…well, like rampant weeds in the GOP’s garden. Of hate.
To truly stand out on a day like today - to rise above the hum drum dog whistlers and clichéd code speakers – you need that dash of savoir* faire, that unvarnished fascist flare, that no-holds-barred thuggery. Enter Pat Bertroche, a Republican congressional candidate running in Iowa:
“I think we should catch ‘em, we should document ‘em, make sure we know where they are and where they are going…I actually support microchipping them. I can micro-chip my dog so I can find it. Why can’t I microchip an illegal? That’s not a popular thing to say, but it’s a lot cheaper than building a fence they can tunnel under.”
You know, kind of like they do on Animal Planet. To “them.”
Dear readers, give this man a prize!
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April 28, 2010 at 10:35 am
God damn it, I thought American exceptionalism was based around Freedom. I need an updated version of The Wingnut Guide to Being a True American
April 28, 2010 at 10:42 am
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April 28, 2010 at 11:30 am
What the fuck is up with the microchip crap from paranoid Republicans? On the one hand you’ve got a pile of them rambling about the Obamahitler chipping people for healthcare or something, and on the other freaks like Bertouche (and what kinda funny furriner name is that, anyway?) demonstrating the fairly universal bit about freaked out conservatives freaking out about things they desperately want to do to others possibly being done to them.
April 30, 2010 at 6:41 am
Re: microchips.
The only reason that the wingnuts accuse anybody of something is that they themselves are doing it, or would do it, or are envious of doing it.
Think of how many accusations of surveillance, secret polices, detention camps, etc. we heard during the Clinton administration. Which were carried out during the Bush administration.
Think of how many accusations of fiscal irresponsibility we’re heard from the GOP for decades. All of which were carried out by the GOP.
The GOP would happily microchip Those People, and Enemies of the (Republican) State.
April 28, 2010 at 11:44 am
Iowa – First in the Nation Caucuses Bitches!
April 28, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Yeah I thought American Exceptionalism was that the rule of law is applied to everyone EXCEPT Americans. Duh. Silly me.
As in: war crimes are prosecuted EXCEPT when Americans do it; terrorists are called terrorists EXCEPT if they’re Real Americans; torture is illegal EXCEPT … Adulterers and homosexuals and abortion-obtaining wymmin are shamed and made persona non grata EXCEPT if they’re Republicans (i.e. Real Americans); etc. etc.
April 28, 2010 at 1:12 pm
“Arizonans should not be judged disdainfully and from a distance by people whose closest contacts with Hispanics are with fine men and women who trim their lawns and put plates in front of them at restaurants, not with illegal immigrants passing through their back yards at 3 a.m.”
What’s so sad to me about this is not the implication that Will thinks it’s all lawnmowers and waiters. I don;t think he meant that; I think he was trying to mock “liberals” for hypocritically living (allegedly) in gated communities like Will does.
What’s sad is that he (apparently) didn’t realize that he would end up sounding like the gate-com crypto-bigot, and also that the majority of Americans don’t.
April 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm
all he had to do was add: ‘and bat .300 for the Yankees’ and it would be perfect Will.
April 28, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I’m convinced the right wing has one mission: to continue stinking so badly that we’ll put up with the Dems taking the (former) right wing’s place.
Very noble self-sacrifice on their part. Win one for the gipper! Wolverines!!!!
April 28, 2010 at 5:56 pm
YOU STINKING OBOTS DROOL BLABBER FART.
April 28, 2010 at 7:06 pm
*swoon* I think I’m in love. O be still my bleating fart!
April 29, 2010 at 10:05 am
Well, on the bright side, once the Democrats are the official party of the right, that opens up space for an actual party of the left. So, uh, thanks, Republicans!
April 28, 2010 at 1:16 pm
A prize? I hereby award him the Subcutaneous Digital Tracking Penis Implant!
April 28, 2010 at 1:29 pm
putting the micro in microchip!
April 28, 2010 at 7:06 pm
[RimShot!]
April 28, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Bag em and tag em! Another whistlestop on the freedom train.
April 28, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I can put my dog in a cage and torture it with ultrasonic noise whenever it barks. Why can’t I do that with Pat Bertroche?
April 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
That’s not a popular thing to say, but it’s a lot cheaper than changing bigoted minds.
April 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
He’s tone-deaf’s why.
April 28, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Actually, I don’t have a dog and never have had one. But still.
April 28, 2010 at 5:58 pm
typical LIE-brul.
April 28, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Ye think Hugh Laurie used Warren as part of his model for House? Anyway, warren was a very good dog. Hated to put him down but, you know, his time had come.
April 28, 2010 at 2:57 pm
‘cuz… DAMN!
‘cuz that’s how it’s done, son.
April 28, 2010 at 5:59 pm
STOP PRETENDING YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC LIE-BRUL. WE KNOW YOU ONLY LISTEN TO BALSAC WHILE SIPPING LATTES.
April 28, 2010 at 7:34 pm
But… but… I was only deconstructing it from a sociomusicological perspective! I am so not a hypocrite!
And I DO love me some Balsac
April 28, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I repeat: DAMN! ‘specially love the line-up profile at 3:06-3:1o. There’s a way to do that and some folks know how. Anyway, as Mile Davis said, over and over and over first time he saw Hendrix play: DAMN!!!
April 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Scoff if you will, but me and George Will are sick and tired of Matthew Yglesias running through our backyards at 3AM. HISPANICS!!!
April 29, 2010 at 10:56 am
Yeah it always happens whenever I see the fambly in Phoenix, Hispanics in the bushes, Hispanics in the trees, Hispanics under the bed, Hispanics running in the ditches, swimming in the pools, thronging at the stoplights, queuing up at the welfare office, all of them begging to aerve me up chipotlified food to give me indigestion and playing their damn cornets and strumming their big guitars and singing all fucking night. Ay Caramba!
April 29, 2010 at 11:43 am
Hispanics in your vitamins?
April 29, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Soylent green is Hispanics!
April 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Hispanics in your histrionics.
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April 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Anti-Histamines in your Anti-Hispanics?
April 28, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Doesn’t George Will know that when they’re in the back yard at 3 a.m., it’s because mowing the lawn is the second job they need so they can earn enough to live on? Sheesh.
I’d invite George to my workplace in the San Gabriel Valley (East LA) where the engineers, accountants, auditors, and lawyers are mostly Latino, but then I’d have to talk to him, wouldn’t I?
April 28, 2010 at 5:56 pm
savoir-faire
April 29, 2010 at 7:06 am
you look kind of french
April 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Thanks to whomever sent me that update wingnut guide. It has come in quite handy in this comment section, which Obama wants to take away from us.
April 28, 2010 at 7:29 pm
In the ultimate coup de grace, can we just give them ( and Texas) back to Mexico?
April 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
What?!? And lose Area 51?
April 29, 2010 at 6:41 am
Bertrocheous!