Sigh.
Wouldn’t it be better for us all if we could finally agree to get our noses out of each others’ respective bedrooms, and accept the fact that human sexuality is a many-varied and wondrous thing, and that, yes virginia, homosexuality and bisexuality and the many uneven distributions of sexual preferences in solitary individuals is COMPLETELY NORMAL. Totally. Normal. And good. Spice + Life.
Or, in the absence of that long overdue social accord, we can continue to produce legions of horribly repressed and contorted men who work themselves up into a froth of bigotry and hate in order to mask and suppress their own desires, and in the process create intense anguish (including and especially their own) by urging people to question, reject and feel shame for their own healthy human impulses.
After which, inevitably, those same twisted men will don multiple wet suits, tap dance in bathroom stalls, cruise certain highway rest stops or hire dashing young men to help them “lift the luggage” so to speak. Because that’s all they wanted to do in the first place.
Just a thought.
May 4, 2010 at 3:45 pm
A perfect 12x24x36 Samsonite, uncut.
May 4, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Will that fit in the overhead compartment?
May 4, 2010 at 6:18 pm
[!RimShot!]
May 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Surely, you’d want that under the seat? Shirley.
May 5, 2010 at 6:08 am
Have to pay full freight for that.
May 5, 2010 at 7:02 am
Why are you always so reasonable? It threatens some people, you know.
May 5, 2010 at 7:54 am
I’m accepting, you’re accepting but frothing right wingers can’t be honest about anything. And what a depressing weekend for the rentboy.
May 5, 2010 at 9:02 am
The “luggage” was made from the foreskins of circumcized baby boys.
Actually, what he was lugging started out as a wallet.
Over the course of the trip, in his excitement, the Rev’s wallet grew past a carry-on and became full-blown luggage (so to speak).
May 5, 2010 at 10:39 am
Is that a suitcase in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?
May 5, 2010 at 10:54 am
And whilst we get all jiggy wit it, whatchoo gonna do when the Islamofascisthalfricans take us over because of our decadence and because they hate us for our sexual freedoms? Huh?, commie-hippie-freak, huh?
May 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
You guys are just jealous because curv3ball will — and CAN — fuck anything. Quantum wormholes, airliner fueling portals, Cinnabons…
May 5, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Hey, he’s gonna carry that weight a long time (and in the end…)
May 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Packin’
May 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
But…but..but…icky things make Baby Jesus cry! Have you ever tried to calm down an angry, crying Jewish Wizard DemiGod? I thought not.
May 5, 2010 at 3:16 pm
If this works, it will be a miracle…
May 5, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Is YouTube’s embed-code generator upgefucked for anyone else?
May 5, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Ah, that’s more like it…
May 5, 2010 at 6:30 pm
May 5, 2010 at 6:44 pm
May 5, 2010 at 7:09 pm
This popsike is a bit too hokey to embed, but apparently old men were showing blue films in the ’60s, too.
May 5, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Meanwhile, down in his secret underground dickhole laboratory, Woody Harrelson giggled feverishly…
May 5, 2010 at 7:14 pm
dick joke not dick hole. What kind of Freudian slick was that? I shame mahseff.
May 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm
This has always been one of my most favorite Dan tunes.
May 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Yes, but how do you tip a luggage lifter? By the bag?
May 7, 2010 at 11:14 am
They’re paid in pernuts: per nuts lugged.
May 7, 2010 at 11:15 am
Sure, we can post 100 prog-rock vids but we run out of dick jokes at 25 posts?
May 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Maybe we could post videos by bands whose names are slang for penis or other naughty bits.
May 8, 2010 at 6:47 am
Ah. 10CC. Steely Dan. mea stupido.
Let loose the Stairway to heaven videos and cry ballocks!
May 7, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Yes. That would be nice. But in the mean time, at least we can bask in the schadenfreude.
May 7, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Ah, jeez… This ain’t fair.
May 7, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Yeah, that supervisor was asking for it.
May 8, 2010 at 6:45 am
I do courier work. Sub-con for sub-cons for Fed Ex. I bring a lot of packages to and from the airport. The TSA is well know by the cargo offices, and universally despised as a bunch of angry Hedwigs.
May 8, 2010 at 4:06 pm
May 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm