If the pattern holds for the sanctimonious, moralizin’, sex obsessed, family values set, considering the GOP platform outlawing sodomy, strip clubs and homosexuality, there’s a whole lot of blow jobbing, anal sexing and ghey to be had.  And that’s just within the Texas GOP’s upper echelons

Maybe the State’s not all bad.* And now we finally know why Roy migrated. Cheeky bastard.

*(see, also, Austin)