If the pattern holds for the sanctimonious, moralizin’, sex obsessed, family values set, considering the GOP platform outlawing sodomy, strip clubs and homosexuality, there’s a whole lot of blow jobbing, anal sexing and ghey to be had. And that’s just within the Texas GOP’s upper echelons.
Maybe the State’s not all bad.* And now we finally know why Roy migrated. Cheeky bastard.
*(see, also, Austin)
June 25, 2010 at 8:35 am
Don’t forget the chicken-fried bacon. That’s also a plus.
June 25, 2010 at 8:38 am
If they get rid of the strip clubs, where will all the members of the GOP go? The normal pattern is Strip Club Saturday Night followed by Sunday Church. And I think having a ban on sodomy and porn would put a lot of Republicans behind bars…maybe there is a positive side to this lunacy.
I guess this is just another case of “Do what I say, not what I do”?
June 25, 2010 at 10:41 am
No ya see, them things is all bad if libruls and minorities does em. Gad fearin White Boyz is OK. Sheesh.
June 25, 2010 at 7:34 pm
What, no more classics like this one?
June 26, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Cheeky bastard.
I see what you did there.