Jay Bybee deeply regrets authoring the legal opinions that gave the green light for the Bush administration to unleash its little army of sadists on various brown people (many innocent of any infraction at all, other than that of being Muslim and in the wrong place, which is near a hangable offense these days):
He said he was “proud of our opinions” at the Office of Legal Counsel, too, calling them “well researched” and “very carefully written.”
Still, he said the controversy surrounding his tenure there had been difficult.
“I have regrets because of the notoriety that this has brought me,” he said. “It has imposed enormous pressures on me both professionally and personally. It has had an impact on my family. And I regret that, as a result of my government service, that that kind of attention has been visited on me and on my family.”
So, yeah, it isn’t really the he regrets the torture of innocents, or the deaths that resulted from the torture he facilitated, but the fact that some people treat a torture apologist with disdain. Which is completely uncivil. And mean. You know, people can be so cruel.
Just think about that. The so-called “government service” Jay Bybee did caused countless detainees to be subjected to systematized, medieval torture techniques designed to permanently break their mind and spirit. Innocent men spent years wasting away in a cage, with no due process of any kind, subjected to horrific and life-destroying abuse because of what Bybee authorized. For that work, he was rewarded with a life tenured, permanently-well-paying job as a federal appellate judge. But the only victim he recognizes in all of this is himself, and the only “regret” he has is the self-pitying objection that the dark, ugly and destructive work he did caused him to be subjected to some criticisms.
I blame the bloggers and the coarsening of our discourse.
July 16, 2010 at 11:35 am
I think you meant “sadists,” not “masochists,” unless there’s some clever implication in there I’m not grocking.
July 16, 2010 at 11:41 am
It’s so hard to keep track with this modern Republican party.
July 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I really hate the attempt to avoid looking like a complete asshole by adding “and on my family.” It didn’t work. If we won’t indict them, I would like to see a lot more harassment of him and his co-conspirators. Picketing, yelling, shunning, anything civil or uncivil.
July 16, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Why is it that every one of these sorry SOBs from the Bush administration act as if they took empathy lessons from Dick Cheney?
And cover-yer-ass lessons from the Pope?
July 16, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Jeez, what a tool.
A hearty Friday evening Go Fuck Yourself to Jay Bybee!
July 16, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Extreme exile on the moon, in individual quonset huts, is another suggestion for Bush Era war criminals. I know it’s little pricy; but as a sanction, it would really drive home the point of global disapproval.
Complete Discommendation, Klingon-style, would be a lot cheaper.
July 16, 2010 at 10:21 pm
TOT but I’ve finally cracked and can’t go on ignoring it. Where did you find that photo in your masthead of the man with the tigerskin and what the fuck was he doing/supposed to be. Please, pretty please, put me out of my misery.
July 17, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Me 2!
July 17, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Dunno where the Eds got it, but that pic is all over the net; for example, here. Note the left shoulder badge — a costume contest?
My favorite is the Hitler kid.
July 17, 2010 at 1:20 am
That dang Bush administration seems like we need a second coming of the ObamaNation just to get rid of that old bugaboo…
Speaking of which I am still waiting on that MANdate that I was supposed to have with the Prez (holy be his name)…
Anyhow, I’m glad he plugged that gigantic hole, ‘twat about time he did that, unless that was the unshaven Bush’s fault as well, I mean credit when and where it is due…
aBOUT THAT MANdate, y’all seem like you’ve had one; tell me, was he a pitcher or a catcher… I’m old and don’t know the lingo, but anyhow…
Still waiting on you ‘bama….
July 17, 2010 at 1:28 am
Oh yeah, and meanwhile the Git-mo sit just moves along… I guess that’s what you were getting at? Still? I thought that was the #1 FIRST executive order, the closing of Guantanmo(sp?) do you even care enough to check my spelling? The fact remains, that awful hell-hole of a recruiting poster for our (my?) enemies is still open?
About that MANdate…. You’ve obviously had several, when is it my turn?
July 17, 2010 at 1:29 am
July 17, 2010 at 8:45 am
Poor Jay Bybee,
I guess what he’s trying to tell us is that he’s a ‘tortured soul…’
And that it’s the liberals in society that are torturing him.
I have a question:
I’m unemployed, and have been for most of
1 1/2 years. If I torture him and his family, can I get a lifetime job?
July 17, 2010 at 10:27 am
They say torture just won’t wash out
With a press release or a primal shout.
Mr. Bybee regrets he’s unable to lunch today.
Of legal opinions he was proud.
By Torqemada he was never cowed;
But Mr. Bybee regrets he’s unable to lunch today.
July 17, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I have often thought of Bybee as a ratfucker. I feel that I really should apologize for that since it may leave the impression that rats would be willing to copulate with Jay Bybee. The correct term would be ratrapist.
I’m glad to be able to get that off my conscience.
July 18, 2010 at 3:44 am
Bybee’s a psychopath. He has no conscience.
That’s a great quality in a federal judge.
July 18, 2010 at 9:00 am
“well researched” and “very carefully written”
they’d need to be to know what to treaties and case law to ignore when you’re devopeing your findings, it’s hard work
July 18, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Completely OT I stole an idea and I thought I should mention it.
http://i31.tinypic.com/oanodj.gif
July 18, 2010 at 3:40 pm
This is totally OT, but doesn’t the National Tea Party’s decision to boot the Tea Party Express’s leadership just scream for a nice, slow rat fuck? Something along the lines of:
“Dear Tea Party,
Good boy. Now show us some of that fancy tap dancing.
love,
The NAACP”
…posted on various blogs and comment threads?
July 18, 2010 at 7:14 pm
It seems that all the astro-turfing of a tea Party using politically correct talking points (however skewed) can;t keep the real Bermuda grass roots from chiming in.
I remember an alcoholic son effectively shutting down his alcoholic father by saying loudly and incessantly: YOU’RE STUPID! YOU’RE STUPID!
That ain;t talkin’ down to unColored Folks; that’s jist gettin’ through they shitty thick heads.
July 18, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I think the Tea Party is a crypto subsidiary of the DNC designed to make its pathetic ass look good by contrast. Like holding an elephant’s hemorrhoid poster next to one of a jackass’s ass.
July 18, 2010 at 7:55 pm
You have an elephant’s hemorroid poster?
That’s rule 34 for ya.
July 19, 2010 at 7:17 am
I am *so* busted.