Say what you will about “Dr.” Kevin Pezzi. Laugh at his many bizarre antics and delusional grandeur if it makes you feel better, basking in the warmth emanating from your elitist hearth of effetery.
But I can tell you first hand (two even!) that his penis enlargement techniques are the real deal. My junk weighs a ton now yo.
By extension, Breitbart is a very sick man.
Maybe it’s time for another fawning profile in the Politico!
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August 5, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Dr. Pezzi’s bio smacks of L. Ron Hubberisms.
August 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm
This new trend of calling our prized peckers “junk” is not good, and obviously the result of feminazi mental conditioning.
Repeat: your hunk ids not junk. Maybe unimpressively large, alas, but precious nonetheless.
Next thing, women will call their vaginas ‘yard sales”.
Stop the madness!
August 5, 2010 at 8:04 pm
It’s now biatchinazis.
August 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm
or maybe ‘spare rooms’, or ‘garages’. Wait … don’t they already?
August 8, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Gentle ladies say ‘veranda’.
August 5, 2010 at 5:13 pm
No, no, it’s spelled “G-E-I-O-U-E-U-X.”
geioeux from Lowell. Pronounced like “joe.”
August 5, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Oh, and also: “L-L-L-E-A-U-U-L.”
Pronounced like “Lowell.”
August 5, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Wow. This Pezzi is a piece of work. But forget about the media paying any attention to it, because the whole thing was brought up by dirty hippies.
August 5, 2010 at 6:12 pm
This guy seems to have Vox Day beat – maybe put Teddy and Pezzi in a cage match?
August 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm
er, sword fight?
August 5, 2010 at 8:18 pm
part of my new campaign to provide abundant ego-killers aimed at, oh, 85% of our Congressional persons:
to House Minority leader John Boehner: The expression typically on your face gives new meaning to the diaper butt cracks of retired sumo wrestlers doing commercials for Depends.
Sincerely, me & about 2/3rds-3/4ths of Americans.
August 6, 2010 at 12:41 am
How did you know about my elitist hearth of effetery? That is fucking spooky.
August 6, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Dr. Pezzi’s technique is not without its problematic aspects.
Sure, my pry bar now has the heft, rigidity and weight of an average wharf piling, but the ol’ Doc never taught me how to handle the loss of blood flow to the brain every time I let the ego fly free.
August 7, 2010 at 8:48 am
How does his technique’s success rate compare with the Swedish Penis Enlargement Device endorsed by Austin Powers?
August 7, 2010 at 12:24 pm
They are basically similar, with the exception of chrome-plated weights for suspension, genuine Corinthian leather straps and special sunglasses.
August 7, 2010 at 8:04 pm
I’m still wondering if Pezzi’s medical practice will increase or go down after the national exposure of his penchant for bizarre money-making schemes via websites that Geocities would laugh at….
August 8, 2010 at 6:35 am
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/105/9/0/Dune__Drive_the_sandworm_by_leywad.jpg
August 9, 2010 at 9:37 am
So you’ve seen it
August 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Yes. It appeared to me late at night in a pornado.
August 9, 2010 at 3:14 pm
If you’ll look closely you’ll see this image is just before his ritual circumcision, necessary to the mojo of the pecker enlargement. Don’t circumcise, and it shrinks back and then some. You acquire a mangina.
August 10, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Let us not speak of the Enzyte Mysteries, amyo….
August 10, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Errr…
August 10, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Editorez. As if.
(Let me explain, Editorez is not Curv3y. Aint not you.
Heh.
Wonderbar, you are like the Germans I so love… or are you
?
Your thought, my thought… so difficult to discern…
Wow, you are a Nazi. CONGRATS!
August 10, 2010 at 9:22 pm
We all win. As I said before, we all win…
August 10, 2010 at 9:23 pm
GOD does love you curvy. Love you with a passion that you cannot run away from…
August 10, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Chwxk out the TRUTH at wikileaks! Damn, if I wasn’t peed upon while getting the troof…
August 10, 2010 at 9:25 pm
T’sall tru. U OTH are retarded and deserve to die…
August 10, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Just calling like it is… how long did it take you to decipher it? Too long is the answer.
Why should the world suffer you to live? No answer is the answer.
Awful for you.
August 10, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Response: make up a good one.
August 10, 2010 at 9:28 pm
I wish you the best. Good Luck!
August 10, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Something about Killer-Liverspot old ass junkie…
Oh, yeah…
Basically this:
Your opinions are relevant.
I agree with your ancient loser mentality.
Thank (something higher than myself) because I am an atheist.
In any-case you are all a bunch of jack-asses. I am tired of trying to communicate with you…
August 11, 2010 at 11:54 am
Hey doofie, got some roofies?
This one’s fer yew:
August 11, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Anyone who ever had to fart, wouldn’t turn around and bake it…
August 10, 2010 at 10:18 pm
A testament to the power of drugs and neuroplasticity.
August 11, 2010 at 6:42 am
What doofus said.
August 11, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I repeat myself, but fuck it.
August 11, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Because we wouldn’t know what we were missing if we didn’t know what we weren’t missing:
August 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm
How do I do it? I don’t know. But here’s what we’ve been missing:
August 12, 2010 at 1:47 pm
I think all them ofay hepcats wuz on whacky tobacky.
August 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
An entire entertainment culture, based on putting on the ritz and getting a table for an evening’s drinks, dinner, and floor show, went up in smoke when the telly, along with cinema, rolled up all them joints into a string of “programs” with “commercial breaks”.
Oh something’s lost and something’s gained; I’ve peered at late night TV reruns through reefer clouds that way…
August 12, 2010 at 8:03 pm
those aren’t indians, those are racist stereotypes. more proof that you leftists are the real racists.
August 12, 2010 at 8:46 pm
You mean stereo-taps?
August 13, 2010 at 7:31 am
‘N this rat cheer’s wun fer Dr. Laura:
August 13, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Man, nobody custom-writes phonetic vernacular like you do, second-H.
August 13, 2010 at 11:41 pm
If I may:
“”[W]hile a college student at Michigan State University, he once went into the wrong room to take a final exam. Even though he was not enrolled in the class, he scored 147 out of 150, easily the highest score achieved by any of the hundreds of students taking the test.”
.. but he was too dumb to realize that he was taking the wrong exam?